365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 30, 2020
SOLAR SYSTEM PLAGUED AGAIN BY THIEVES
- headline, The Greater New Milford Spectrum, Connecticut
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Looks like them Bodacious Space Pirates are at it again!
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 8, 2020
We’re not tracking what websites you visit, only the web address.
- Australian politician George Brandis on mandatory tracking of Internet traffic
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What. The. Hell.
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 19, 2020
DOG SAVES OWNER’S LIFE AFTER CAT STARTS FIRE
- in a Maine newspaper
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Or was it a ploy by the dog to set up the cat???
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 20, 2020
Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
- actual 911 call
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this is dads in panic mode, things become very narrow. He is only thinking of the baby hilarious
Hey you heard about that new hazelnut scented hand sanitizer? Yeah they only carry it at the local gas stations!
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I kinda miss old dubs sometimes
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