365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 8, 2020
We’re not tracking what websites you visit, only the web address.
- Australian politician George Brandis on mandatory tracking of Internet traffic
What. The. Hell.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 19, 2020
DOG SAVES OWNER’S LIFE AFTER CAT STARTS FIRE
- in a Maine newspaper
Or was it a ploy by the dog to set up the cat???
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 20, 2020
Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
- actual 911 call
this is dads in panic mode, things become very narrow. He is only thinking of the baby hilarious
Hey you heard about that new hazelnut scented hand sanitizer? Yeah they only carry it at the local gas stations!
I kinda miss old dubs sometimes
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
July 2, 2020
You’re not gonna know the nail on the head with the first bite of the cherry.
- motorcycle racer Guy Martin
