Some Little Funnies

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 8, 2020

We’re not tracking what websites you visit, only the web address.

• Australian politician George Brandis on mandatory tracking of Internet traffic

[Haissan]

[Vanime95]

What. The. Hell.

[MaouSadao]

An online ad for a debt relief service:

[Haissan]

Dude is pretty chill, just dont read his clop

[Haissan]

resuming

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 19, 2020

DOG SAVES OWNER’S LIFE AFTER CAT STARTS FIRE

• in a Maine newspaper

[MaouSadao]

Or was it a ploy by the dog to set up the cat???

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 20, 2020

Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

• actual 911 call

[Haissan]

this is dads in panic mode, things become very narrow. He is only thinking of the baby hilarious

[Slowhand]

[Slowhand]

[MaouSadao]

Hey you heard about that new hazelnut scented hand sanitizer? Yeah they only carry it at the local gas stations!

[Haissan]

[Haissan]

[MaouSadao]

I kinda miss old dubs sometimes

The Manga had Better Voices

[Haissan]

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 2, 2020

You’re not gonna know the nail on the head with the first bite of the cherry.

• motorcycle racer Guy Martin

[LadyOfWicca]

[Haissan]

Context: This is the Father of a 12 year old Brony in the Brony Documentary. You see the moment he dies on the inside. Don’t worry, the Boy Became a Marine, and Chesty’s Legacy crushed his Morale perfectly.