365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 22, 2022
Customer: Do you have that book from that movie “Les Miserababah”?
Bookstore salesperson: Les Misérables? Yes, it would be on the third floor.
Customer: What section would it be in?
Salesperson: The fiction section.
Customer: So nonfiction is true, and fiction is not true, right?
Salesperson: Yes.
Customer: How can this book be fiction if there is a movie about it?
Salesperson: Movies are not true.
Customer: REALLY??
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
July 15, 2022
We didn’t have tornadoes here until we started putting in the traffic circles, 'cause of account of, you want to know why? When people go round and round in circles, it causes a disturbance in the atmosphere and causes tornadoes.
- caller on WNEP Talkback 16, Moosic, Pennsylvania
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There’s a jewelry store across the street from my apartment complex. They have some of the funniest signs. Here’s their latest:
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
August 3, 2022
DO NOT DUMB HERE
NO DUMB AREA
- sign in subway, Tokyo, Japan
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We need those signs all over!!! 
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
August 12, 2022
What is a meatier shower?
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For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining meat!
It’s raining meat, hallelujah!
It’s raining meat, amen!
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
September 8, 2022
Deputies received a call that a female was topless on the beach next to the Blue Water restaurant. Every deputy at the station responded and determined that the female was wearing a thin, skin-colored top.
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police blotter item, The Catalina Insider (California)
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