Some Little Funnies

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May 6, 2022

Police are still looking for the suspect, a woman described as about 35 feet tall.

  • CBS Channel 2 local news, Ridgefield, New Jersey
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I used to work at a cable company’s local origination channel. We did a weekly community calendar show where the host was an older woman who got her position because of her connections to the county NAACP, not on her on-air abilities. Thus we were treated to a host of bloopers.I still remember two:

  • Reading an announcement for a karate class, she misread “martial arts” as “marital arts.”
  • Talking about a fair at a Catholic church, she said “Pope Pius X” (the letter) instead of “the tenth.”

It was great fun to stick a newcomer on camera for the taping of her show without warning them of her propensity for malapropisms and watch them squirm trying not to laugh while taping.

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What makes this even funnier to me is that the “CBS Channel 2 local news” cited is none other than WCBS-TV, the CBS owned and operated flagship station in New York City!

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May 29, 2022

Take 1 tablet by mouth into right eye

  • on a prescription, McAllen, Texas
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June 2, 2022

The solar farms would suck up all the energy from the sun.

  • comment during a public hearing about erecting a solar farm, Woodland, North Carolina
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June 11, 2022

Let’s not forget, in the midst of all this fun, that whoever killed the guy is a killer.

  • from the novel “Free Draw”, by Shelley Singer
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June 16, 2022

and chase him random moose open a beer in round a.m.

  • subtitle, “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”
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Going against the purpose of the joke for a moment, got my mind thinking about this. Assuming the student was labeled lazy only because they took 5 seconds to write that down for the most part (sometimes lazy people are the ones who know how to do stuff with minimal effort).

  • They’re a genus
  • They’re a smart-ass, prankster, or something along that line
  • They happened to be seated in the front row and there was no chair in front them, and they didn’t get the point of the question.
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June 17, 2022

Tech Support: Your password must be at least eight characters long and contain three of these four items: an uppercase, a lowercase, a number, or a special character.
Caller: Okay… (spells out the password as she types) Capital D - o - n - a - l - d capital D - u - c k. Okay, I did it.
Tech Support: Please don’t save your password yet since you haven’t met the criteria. I only heard a capital letter and a lowercase letter. You need either a number or a special character.
Caller: But Donald Duck IS a a special character!

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Quotes From Court

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