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May 6, 2022
Police are still looking for the suspect, a woman described as about 35 feet tall.
- CBS Channel 2 local news, Ridgefield, New Jersey
I used to work at a cable companyâs local origination channel. We did a weekly community calendar show where the host was an older woman who got her position because of her connections to the county NAACP, not on her on-air abilities. Thus we were treated to a host of bloopers.I still remember two:
- Reading an announcement for a karate class, she misread âmartial artsâ as âmarital arts.â
- Talking about a fair at a Catholic church, she said âPope Pius Xâ (the letter) instead of âthe tenth.â
It was great fun to stick a newcomer on camera for the taping of her show without warning them of her propensity for malapropisms and watch them squirm trying not to laugh while taping.
What makes this even funnier to me is that the âCBS Channel 2 local newsâ cited is none other than WCBS-TV, the CBS owned and operated flagship station in New York City!
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 29, 2022
Take 1 tablet by mouth into right eye
- on a prescription, McAllen, Texas
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June 2, 2022
The solar farms would suck up all the energy from the sun.
- comment during a public hearing about erecting a solar farm, Woodland, North Carolina
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June 11, 2022
Letâs not forget, in the midst of all this fun, that whoever killed the guy is a killer.
- from the novel âFree Drawâ, by Shelley Singer
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June 16, 2022
and chase him random moose open a beer in round a.m.
- subtitle, âStar Trek II: The Wrath of Khanâ
Going against the purpose of the joke for a moment, got my mind thinking about this. Assuming the student was labeled lazy only because they took 5 seconds to write that down for the most part (sometimes lazy people are the ones who know how to do stuff with minimal effort).
- Theyâre a genus
- Theyâre a smart-ass, prankster, or something along that line
- They happened to be seated in the front row and there was no chair in front them, and they didnât get the point of the question.
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June 17, 2022
Tech Support: Your password must be at least eight characters long and contain three of these four items: an uppercase, a lowercase, a number, or a special character.
Caller: Okay⌠(spells out the password as she types) Capital D - o - n - a - l - d capital D - u - c k. Okay, I did it.
Tech Support: Please donât save your password yet since you havenât met the criteria. I only heard a capital letter and a lowercase letter. You need either a number or a special character.
Caller: But Donald Duck IS a a special character!
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