365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 14, 2023
STUDY: YOUNGEST CHILD CONSIDERED BABY OF FAMILY
- onscreen headline, WNBC-TV (New York)
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Being the youngest, I can confirm that, lol
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Being an only child I sometimes donât know what I am.
The youngest, the middle, the oldest?!
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I wonder how much they spent on that âstudyâ.
Being an only child makes you all three!
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Ah, so Iâm 3 different people in a single body. No wonder i feel like Iâm going crazy a lot of the times 
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Um, I think thereâs a name for thatâŚ
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To paraphrase Mr. Rogers
âHello Neighbor, the word for the day is schizophrenia, can you say schizophrenia? I knew you could.â
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I was only thinking multiple personalities.
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 13, 2023
Tipping Point host Ben Shephard: What state lies between Washington and California on the West Coast of the USA?
Contestant: I was thinking Hawaii.
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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 14, 2023
A 21-year-old woman called the police regarding a suspicious ear of corn put under her house. Logged for information.
- item in police blotter, Chagrin Valley Times (Ohio)
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Aw, shucksâŚ
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Why a golfer wore two pairs of pants?
answer
Had a hole in one.
Whyâs a carpet seller depressed?
answer
People look down on his work.
Whatâs moving on the ocean bottom?
answer
A nervous wreck.
How to catch a fish?
answer
Drop him a line.
âYou serve crabs?â
answer
Chef: âWe serve anybodyâ.
Whyâs the pirate a soprano?
answer
He hit the high seas.
If you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie, what do you get?
answer
A melon collie dog.
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