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July 21, 2023
WHITE HOUSE SAYS POLICE DIDN’T USE TEAR GAS AND RUBBER BULLETS IN INCIDENT THAT CLEARED PROTESTERS; USED CHEMICAL IRRITANTS AND PROJECTILE MUNITIONS
- headline, The Washington Post
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July 28, 2023
Customer: I’m looking for a book.
Bookstore salesperson: Okay, is there anything specific you want?
Customer: Yes, it’s green.
Salesperson: Can you tell me anything else about it?
Customer: It’s a green book.
Salesperson: Do you know the author? The subject? Is it fiction? Nonfiction?
Customer: No! I know it’s green. It’s a green book!
Salesperson (after going and picking out some green books): Is it any of these?
Customer (looking at them): No. I can’t believe you don’t know which book I want! I’m leaving!
- overheard in a bookstore
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Customer at Wawa the other day:
Orders a cheesesteak panini.
Pays for cheesesteak panini.
I make cheesesteak panini, while he stares directly at me while making it.
When number is called, picks up cheesesteak panini.
Comes back in store about 2 minutes later: I WANTED A CHEESESTEAK!!! NOT A PANINI!!!
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July 29, 2023
I knew I had to win today, otherwise she would have beaten me.
- tennis player Heather Watson
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August 1, 2023
It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.
- complaint received by Thomas Cook Holidays
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August 10, 2023
Customer: Do you do lemonade?
Print Shop Salesperson: Lemonade?
Customer: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Salesperson: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Customer: I know that! I’m not an idiot! Look, if you can’t lemonade these papers for me, I’ll just go somewhere else!
Salesperson: Oh, you mean laminate.
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Education is important, people!!!
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This is likely one of those they heard the word wrong.
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August 15, 2023
MEMBERS CAN USE THE FREE WIFE IN THE LOBBY
- sign, Anushka Co-operative Houseing Society, Mumbai, India
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