365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
November 30, 2019
Police officer: Ma’am, you were going too fast.
Driver: I know I was going fast. I was trying to get the snow off my windshield so I could see where I’m going!
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
December 4, 2019
Outside South Africa, which other country has a better economy than Zimbabwe? The only thing we lack are goods on shelves and money in our pockets – that’s it.
- president of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
December 7, 2019
Football commentator Jon Gruden: And he got two feet in.
Football commentator Mike Tirico: He got four feet in!
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December 9, 2019
Tech Support: Now right click on the mouse—
Customer: I can’t. My mouse doesn’t have a right button. It has two buttons, but they are both left buttons.
Tech Support: Umm, well they can’t both be left buttons. One of them must be a left button, and one must be a right button.
Customer: I’m telling you, this mouse has two left buttons.
Tech Support: Okay. Just click on the right left mouse button.
Customer: Oh, now I get it!
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December 10, 2019
On December 8, a semi driven by David John Ensley, Odgen, was eastbound on 240th Street when it struck a deer which failed to yield the right of way to the semi.
- police blotter item, Iowa
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Not really bad, but could be
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Geez. That font…
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Where can I buy those???
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LOL, I don’t know, but here are some more great moments in fonts.
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The sticker says Big Lots, so they might still have them 
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December 13, 2019
Ator: I love you!
Sunya: And I love you!
Ator: Why can’t we marry?
Sunya: Ator, we are brother and sister!
Ator: I’ll talk with our father!
- dialogue in Ator, The Fighting Eagle (1982)
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Ah. A novel set in Alabama I see
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December 18, 2019
HOLIDAYS MAKE CHILD’S DREAM OF SHINY, NEW AX A REALITY
- headline, Iowa newspaper
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December 19, 2019
Surveying the seemingly endless rows of dolls stacked almost to the ceiling in the Toys “R” Us on Route 4 in Paramus, the chain’s president, Norman Ricken, singles out a Barbie look-alike that he believes will prove a big favorite this Christmas. The high-fashion Jem, marketed as a corporate executive who moonlights as a rock ‘n’ roll star, represents, says Ricken, a glamorous version of the working woman. “Children like toys that mirror real life,” he explains.
- from a New Jersey Monthly article
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