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February 27, 2020
Living with Addition?
You have the power to change your life today.
- ad for Palm Partners Recovery Center
Unfortunately, I’m living with both addition and multiplication
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March 16, 2020
SALE – LIMITED TIME ONLY
We are sold out of:
- 32-ct. Tums Ultra chewy cherry antacids
Please substitute:
- 10-ct. Trojan bare skin condoms for $8.18
– sign, Target
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Wife: “Honey. You just hit someone in a crosswalk!”
Husband: “Don’t worry darling. He wasn’t a pediatrician.”
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I guess pediatricians do a lot of walking in traffic. Oh, the humanity!!
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Think of the children!
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March 20, 2020
BIRTHS OF BABIES IS PRIMARY REASON FOR LARGER POPULATION
- headline, Deseret News, Utah
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That’s a pretty good reason. I never would have guessed.
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
March 28, 2020
Yesterday’s Reader Poll results: Adalgkasj;dlgiaj;sodigjas;lidgj;asligdj;lasiklgjados;igja’sdiogj;aosigj?
YES, a lot: 8%
YES, a little: 41%
NO, it will stay the same: 35%
NO, it will worsen: 16%
- from a newspaper poll
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Was someone having a seizure when typing the question out?
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Want you to know that I very carefully typed that out. It’s exactly as it appeared. Didn’t want to get it wrong and ruin the whole thing.
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March 30, 2020
Do you have any books signed by authors who are likely to die very soon? I’d like to make an investment.
- overheard in a bookstore
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