Some Little Funnies

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Associates response:

“If you are willing to write a short story, I may be able to assist you.”

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March 31, 2020

#Ignorauce is dongnous, but knowledy without usponsibility is more dangenous.

#anything is possible.

  • sign in a classroom, Japan
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April 6, 2020

There was not a breach of security as such. It was a case of someone cutting a hole from the outside and facilitating the escape of three of our inmates.

  • governor of prison in Derek, England
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April 20, 2020

So marijuana is made of cannabis? I don’t think so.

  • Polish politician Jaroslaw Kaczynski
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2020-04-20T20:30:00Z

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April 23, 2020

Even a book like Animal Farm can teach the little ones to love and care for animals.

  • actress Shilpa Shetty

For those of you who don't know

Told in third person by an all-knowing narrator, “Animal Farm” takes place on an English farm. The oldest pig on the farm, Old Major, calls for a clandestine meeting of all animals. He shares with them his dreams about a revolution against Mr. Jones, the farm owner. When Old Major dies, the other animals decide to fulfill his dream and start a rebellion that results in taking control of the farm and creating their own set of commandments.

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April 28, 2020

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased Manager.

Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there’s no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my resume and his death Certificate.

  • letter received by an employer, London, England
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April 30, 2020

LOCAL POLICE INFORMATION

Be aware that buglers may be operating in the area.

Check your home is secure.

Go to www.metbumblebee.org for buglery prevention advice.

  • sign, London, England

:trumpet:

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May 2, 2020

Arranging the death of a loved one isn’t easy.

But there are companies & services here to help you every step of the way.

  • ad for a “Coping with Bereavement” event, Cardiff, Wales
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You’d think this was an ad for a contract killer or something

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The Duke Golgo end of life services :laughing:

Golgo_13

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May 4, 2020

Bend, Oregon Air Pollution: Real-time Air Quality Index (AQI)

It seems you are not located in Bend, Oregon, and that the closest city from your location is United States. Do you want to see the Air Quality Index for United States instead?

  • on the World Air Quality Index website
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Is bend oragon in the united state’s?

Google search would have answered that question for you… smh

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So there is a town called Bend. That’s damn funny :laughing:

Your a good guy @Series5Ranger :man_singer:

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May 8, 2020

Adults wishing to eat their children may do so for $3.50 a meal.

  • Malvern (Arkansas) Daily Record
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No corporal punishment for cannibalism?

0_o

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