ISIS wanted it their way! 
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November 28, 2020
Radio 1 Breakfast Show host Chris Moyles: What “S” is a kind of whale that can grow up to eighty tons?
Contestant: Umm…
Moyles: It begins with “S” and rhymes with “perm”.
Contestant: Shark.
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December 4, 2020
The Weakest Link host Anne Robinson: Of which hot drink is “eat” an anagram?
Contestant: Hot chocolate?
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“Wow”. Maybe that’s all you need to send in your 2020 Holiday News letter. Either that or “Duck!”
Mark Gosdin
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December 9, 2020
RESOLVED QUESTION:
Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?
- questioned asked (and answered) on Quora.com
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December 17, 2020
Besides the freezing rain, watch out for the spread of Fred. That should be spread of frog — er, fog!
- weathercaster Alan Kasper (WCBS-TV, New York)
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2020-12-12T21:45:00Z
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December 24, 2020
Reporter: How did the banned substance get into your body?
Football player Jeremy Kerley: I don’t know. There’s a lot of ghosts around here. Ghost put it in there. You know, the Ghost of Christmas Past? I don’t know.
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December 25, 2020 
MUM GIVES BIRTH AND MAKES IT FOR XMAS DINNER
- headline, The Sun (UK)
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December 26, 2020
Lawyer: What happened then?
Witness: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me!”
Lawyer: Did he kill you?
- testimony from court records
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