Name: Ace Pickens
Catchphrase: “I’ve got a bone to snap with you”
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Real Name:
Name: Slash Rockfist
Catchphrase: “I see you have a reservation for two… fists!”
TAN Name:
Name: Jinx Cracken
Catchphrase: “I hope you packed extra diapers.” 
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[size=17]The Random New Year’s Resolution Generator[/size]
In 2015, I, Slowhand, resolve to…
…not frequent any dining establishment that has a drive-thru.
…“enhance” my resume with a “based on a true story” approach.
…learn to cook without using the microwave.
…call Grandma more.
…wear my pajamas only when it’s dark out.
…love others as much as Kanye West loves himself.
…stop taking bathroom selfies.
…cut back on iced low-fat pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks.
In 2015, I, Iron K. Tager, resolve to…
…not “super-size” anything that goes in my mouth.
…bet it all on black.
…learn to cook without using the microwave.
…not read my partner’s texts/email, even if they stayed logged in.
…stop yelling at the television.
…make like a Lannister and always pay my debts.
…stop farting in public places.
…finish everything in my DVR in one sitting. (Done)
In 2015, I, Snowy Stampede, resolve to…
…Remember to engage my core muscles during my next bout of road rage.
…Look for a job somewhere other than CraigsList.
…Write the next ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and make a gajillion dollars.
…Stop phoning in foreplay.
…Shamelessly embrace my destiny as a crazy cat lady.
…Treat strangers as well as I treat my cat.
…Stop putting the clumps of loose hair on the shower wall.
…Stop eating sugar…straight from the bag.
In 2015, I, OWD, resolve to not build a meth-lab in Antarctica.
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i just did the random one
in 2015 i Kyouta, resolve to…
…respond to all my mother’s text
Drunky O’Legspreader
Sharty McNasty.
Not that bad. 
RLN: Slutty McKnobhobber
ILN: Drunky McKnobhobber
Filthy McShitfaced
Well I never. 
Slutty O’Pisspants… 
Sharty O’Pisspants… 
Drunky O’Beerguzzler
You win! Haha
I have to agree. lol
Steely Hammer 
Duke Ranger
I like it.