Just pretend Rei’s working front counter.
That would be a funny drawing actually, the cast of NGE as McDonalds employees.
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I had bacon and eggs. The eggs were scrambled, with bacon bits cooked into them.
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That sounds awesome, have to try that. I’m cooking one of those Tony’s pizzas right now, something top munch on while I split for Mobile.
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[size=16]A Very Special Oprah Winfrey Show[/size]
[quote=“outlander”]
Helloz thar
I’m Oprah Winfrey and today on my show is ADV’s Rai!![/quote]
Originally posted: June 1, 2009 @ 5:10pm
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Today on my show, My very special guest is Rai from Adv.
Rai has had an interesting life. As an Illegal alien, he swam across the Rio Grande River and ended up in Austin Texas. There he lived off of used tacos from the Taco Bell dumpster until he was hire as a janitor with ADV.
Once at ADV he used his natural Faggotry to become the sex toy of head honcho Matt Greenfield., eventually becoming a tech administrator.
So, How are you today, Rai?
Well, I have a lot of butt-hurt, as Matt is still very attached to me.
Really?
Yeah, Matt thinks “Suprize butts-secks” is pretty amusing.
But everything turned out in your favor?
Yeah, I’m making over $100 dollars a week now. I was able to rent an apartment with a fake green card. I even have a girlfriend. My dream is to save enough money to buy her electrolysis for her armpits.
What is your girlfriend like?
She has the two attributes I look for in a woman… Easy to please and low standards.
Err. What’s with the parrot?
Well, the parrot is the one with the computer skills. I do what it tells me.
what is the most embarrassing story you can tell us about, Rai?
That I have to wake up every day and look in the mirror, I guess would be the most embarrassing thing
More of Rai after these important messages from our Sponsors…
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where the cakes say exactly what you really feel
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(applause)
I’m Oprah Winfrey and we are back talking with Rai
Well, Rai, besides doing geeky stuff with computers, what else do you do at ADV?
I like picking my nose. I hope to become a professional someday. I also like riding the power floor waxer.
…And for fun after work?
I really enjoy drinking and driving. Not is it fun for me but pretty exciting for the other drivers and pedestrians. Walking around elementary schools naked talking with lolis is a great stress-reliever.
What’s new at ADV?
Matt is directing a new anime about the Charles Manson murders. That will be coming out in the summer. It is being shown as a shonen comedy. Manson with big anime eyes is pretty kawaii. Also we just dubbed NGE in Swahili language
How about the website and forum?
I see more downtime
More later…
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“I LOVE YOU OPRAH!!!”
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[size=16]Win a taco![/size]
Originally posted: July 14, 2009 @ 12:23pm
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Putting this in a spoiler tag so it doesn’t ruin the fun 
[details=spoiler]Lina Inverse (slayers)
Naga the Serpent (Slayers)
Kite (.hack)
Black Rose (.hack)
Ruri (NADESICO)
Orphen (Orphen)
Cleao (Orphen)
CHAR AZNABLE (GUNDAM!)
Fuu (Samurai Champloo)
Jin (Samurai Champloo)
Mugen (Samurai Champloo)
May (Pokemon)
Sakaki (Azumanga Daioh)
Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
Chiyo-chan (Azumanga Daioh)
Akari (Aria)
Alicia (Aria)
President Aria (Aria)
Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)
Rei Ayanami (Eva)
Asuka (Eva)
Shinji (Eva)
Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
Haji (Blood+)
Saya (Blood+)[/details]
All I can get right now, but I put a dent in it.
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Times like this I wish I really didn’t stink at remembering names.
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but I don’t see negi or any of the hinata apartment residents…this thing is useless…
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[details=spoiler]Ai (Hell Girl)
Eve (Black Cat)
Sven (Black Cat)
Pikachu
Piplup
Chiyo-chan (Azumanga Daioh)
Lady Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
Lady Sakaki (Azumanga Daioh)
May (Pokemon)
Dawn (Pokemon)
Fuu (Samurai Champloo)
Mugen (Samurai Champloo)
Jin (Samurai Champloo)
Shugo (.hack// Legend of the Twilight Bracelet)
Rena (.hack// Legend of the Twilight Bracelet)
Sailor Moon
Tai (Digimon)
Matt (Digimon)
Agumon (Digimon)
Saya (Blood+)
Haji (Blood+)
Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
Blossom (Powerpuff Girls Z)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls Z)
Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls Z) (Almost missed her, tykes…)
Other than that, I see the Robot from Cromartie High School, although I dont know if it has a name, and what I think is Meta Knight (Kirby Series) in the top, tykes.[/details]
I WANT THAT TACO!!!
I edited because I saw some more that I knew, tykes; I hope I dont get penalized for it…
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deadline is Sunday, July 20 at noon
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THEM!
Do I win? :S I love these.
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It must be my night for bumping good, but old threads. Contest is still on…
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Wow, I recognize more characters than I thought I would…
[details=spoiler]Mion (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Shion (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Keiichi (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Satoko (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Hayanu (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Rika (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Konata (Lucky Star)
Miyuki (Lucky Star)
Tsukasa (Lucky Star)
Kagami (Lucky Star)
Rei (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
Mechazawa (Cromartie High School)
Yuki (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Haruhi (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Mikuru (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Dawn (Pokemon)
May (Pokemon)
Pikachu (Pokemon)
Piplup (Pokemon)
Blossom (Powerpuff Girls Z)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls Z)
Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls Z)
Miku (Vocaloid)
Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
Chiyo (Azumanga Daioh)
Sakaki (Azumanga Daioh)
Lina (Slayers)
Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)[/details]
That’s enough for now. Some of the characters I listed I only know from reading about the series, and I’ve either never seen the show, or haven’t gotten far enough watching them to know them from the show. I recognize some characters from Digimon and Slayers, who’s names I don’t know or remember, and I think I see Meta Knight from Kirby at the top…
So, do I win?
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You will be tough to beat.
Most impressive. The Anime Force is strong in this one.
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I don’t want a year old taco…
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Here is the list of the ones I recognize. There are a few I know what series they are from but other then that nothing, so did not list them.
[details=spoiler]
Ai Enma (Hell Girl)
Akari Mizunashi (Aria)
Alicia Florence (Aria)
Arale Norimaki (Dr. Slump)
Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)
Babbit (Kodocha)
Bloodberry (Saber Marionette J)
Blossom (Powerpuff Girls Z)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls Z)
Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls Z)
Chang Wufei (Gundam Wing)
Char Aznable (Mobile Suit Gundam)
Cherry (Saber Marionette J)
Chiyo Mihama (Azumanga Daioh)
Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
Fuu (Samurai Champloo)
Gajira “Gatchan” Norimaki (Dr. Slump)
Genma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)
Haji (Blood+)
Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)
Heero Yuy (Gundam Wing)
Jin (Samurai Champloo)
Lalah Sune (Mobile Suit Gundam)
Lime (Saber Marionette J)
Lina Inverse (Slayers)
Kagami Hiiragi (Lucky Star)
Konata Izumi (Lucky Star)
Mikuru Asahina (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Misao Amano (Pretty Sammy)
Miyuki Takara (Lucky Star)
Mugen (Samurai Champloo)
Naga the White Serpent (Slayers)
Otaru Mamiya (Saber Marionette J)
Pikachu (Pokemon)
President Aria Pokoteng (Aria)
Quatre Raberba Winner (Gundam Wing)
Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)
Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Rena Kunisaki (.hack//Legend of the Twilight)
Ruri Hoshino (Martian Successor Nadesico)
Sakaki (Azumanga Daioh)
Sakura Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura)
Sana Kurata (Kodocha)
Sasami Kawai (Pretty Sammy)
Saya Otonashi (Blood+)
Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Shugo Kunisaki (.hack//Legend of the Twilight)
Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
Tomoyo Daidouji (Cardcaptor Sakura)
Train Heartnet (Black Cat)
Trowa Barton (Gundam Wing)
Tsukasa Hiiragi (Lucky Star)
Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon)
Yuki Nagato (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)[/details]
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