Hero: “The demons will take some kind of action soon.”
Knight (at the same time): “We should settle who’s the wife and who’s the mistress.”
Maoyu (ep 7)
“I think that education will prove the most powerful force in this world.”
Demon King – Maoyu (ep7)
“And to think I was nervous because you’re a magi…… But you’re nothing but a little pervert.”
Yamraiha - Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic (ep 18)
“I guess she really likes spicing the spicy spice. Pretty scary.”
Heiji - Fortune Arterial (ep 3)
“Once you’re able to accept me like this, you’ll become a proper adult.”
Aika - Blast of Tempest (ep 19)
“What would you ask a grave, which can never reply? What do you pray for? Saying anything after someone’s death is far too late. What kind of comfort do you seek from a grave? It makes no sense.”
Mahiro - Blast of Tempest (ep 19)
“If you’re just going to get hit, you should totally do something to me, Yoshino. As recompense, maybe I’ll surprise you by being more cuddly and irresistible than Fuwa Aika.”
Hakaze - Blast of Tempest (ep 19)
“When you do something for the man you love, instead of for the world, it’s easier to decide what must be done. Ultimately, it’s better to do things for someone rather than something.”
Hakaze - Blast of Tempest (ep 19)
“Earthquakes and cucumbers are the only things I can’t cope with!”
Yayoi - Idolmaster: Xenoglossia – ep 15
“I’ve discovered while raising my daughter, that it’s very difficult and important to give children space to grow.”
Kanade’s mother - Chihayafuru 2 (ep 7)
Kanade: “Hanano-san, that’s cute.”
Sumire: “I know. I brought all kinds of underwear, since you never know what might happen.”
Ms. Miyauchi: “Hanano-san, are you going to sleep with your makeup on?”
Sumire: “Yes, since you never know what might happen.”
Ms. Miyauchi (yelling): “Nothing’s going to happen!”
Chihayafuru 2 (ep 7)
Mama Chouko: “Well, I suppose it’s fine that you’re head over heels in love, but be careful! The thing about men is…… they have no scruples when it comes to fulfilling their own desires and they only see women as objects!”
Ayano: “What? But that’s just from your limited experience, isn’t it?”
Fumino: “Yeah, but the part about being true to their desire is probably true. Even your Spring Breeze could be thinking…… “Uh! Uh! Ah! Ayano……Whoa! Ahhh!” …… Just kidding!”
Ayano: “He is not! He is so not thinking that! Shimotakatani isn’t one of your clients, you know! For heaven’s sake!”
Mama Chouko: “You’re being naïve, Ayano.”
Girl’s High (ep 10)
“Why? Why is it that I feel no anger, looking at him like this? Is it because I think “What a guy,” despite him being the enemy? Or, speaking of “guy,” is it because I don’t have the spirit for it because I am lacking something crucial?”
Erec - Ixion Saga DT (ep 20)
“That’s Hypermediacalifragilisticexpialidocious. He’s really shy and basically doesn’t talk.”
Jugglaburk as Nabotan - Ixion Saga DT (ep 20)
Soldier: “Take him! They assassinated Lord Jugglaburk!”
Kon:”What assassination? He was alive just now. Crying like a little bitch, true…… Messy and shaking like a puppy that’s been thrown into the rain, incapable of doing anything but crying in his fear. He was in that pathetic and sorry state, but he was totally alive!”
Ixion Saga DT (ep 20)
It has been said that deep in our hearts a solitary flower blooms. This flower is a vivid reminder of someone made up of the scents and colors of half forgotten memories. In essence, a portrait of someone that is unforgettable to us. Though, it is possible that the flower that blooms within our hearts may wither, but it will never die, nourished by the thousands of emotions and feelings that flow through our heart bringing it life. With this, the flower will live on and blossom forever.
–Author & Title Unknown
Holy cow, Batman! I haven’t posted in here for awhile… I am so ashamed. Sorry Mistress. 
“Foolish humans. Your age is at an end! Now shall come the age of the flies! You humans are a threat to the Earth! Our vast numbers make us the more suitable masters of the Earth! As of today we declare war against humanity!”
Shiho (possessed by a fly) – Psychic Squad (ep 34)
“Shut up! Be good to the ecology and let me have a lick! You people are nothing but food producers for us! Everything you eat with your mouths, we get from the other end!”
Minamoto (after being possessed by a fly) – Psychic Squad (ep 34)
Yayoi: “I know! It’s about that boy from your club, isn’t it? What’s up? Did you get in a fight?”
Haruka: “Er, it’s not like that. It – it’s just, the last time I was on him –“
Yayoi: “On him? When did you go that far?!”
Haruka: “No, I didn’t mean it like that! When I went inside of him –“
Yayoi: “You went IN him?! Don’t tell me you –“
Haruka: “I didn’t! So, um, at school! Right! At school, there was a picture inside of his desk.”
Yayoi: “A picture?”
Idolmaster: Xenoglossia (ep 16)
Sakamaki: “Oh yeah, Shiroyasha…… What gives you the right to make Black Rabbit’s skirt so you just barely can’t see anything up it? That subtlety stuff is way outdated.”
Shiroyasha: “For someone as impressive as you not to understand true art……”
Sakamaki: “What?”
Shiroyasha: “True art requires your imagination for the unknown. It demands you seek out the mysterious. Yes, the best art is that which exists in your own universe within yourself.”
Sakamaki: “The universe within myself, you say?”
Shiroyasha: “The contents of a maiden’s skirt is no different. When you can see, all you’re left with are vulgar panties, but if you can’t see a thing, it is art!”
Sakamaki: “It’s art if I can’t see anything?!”
Shiroyasha: “Let us verify these truths, and witness the moment a miracle occurs here.”
Sakamaki: “Shiroyasha……”
Shiroyasha: “Indeed.”
(both train binoculars on Black Rabbit’s skirt)
Everyone else: “U-Uh……”
Mandola: “Don’t look at them. You’ll just catch their stupidity.”
Problem Children are Coming from Another World, aren’t they? (ep 8)
LOL Wicca, where whas that from?
Sorry Rish! I fixed it. Thanks.
“You hail from the Bard Country, where dance and flowery words rule all, making you perfect.”
Merchant – Maoyu (ep 9)
“That was really amazing, though. Words alone can make an entire army withdraw.”
Hero - Maoyu (ep 9)
“The best karuta is beautiful to watch.”
Reporter – Chihayafuru 2 (ep 8)
“Karuta is fun, but competitive karuta is amazing.”
Chiba student - Chihayafuru 2 (ep 8)
Keima: “There’s nothing scary about them. They’re classic examples of bit characters. They might as well be parsley.”
Bully: “Wait! What? Did you just call us parsley?! Ya damned geek!”
(bully throws a punch at Keima’s face and he goes flying)
Keima (while airborne): “Oh! It hurts… Right. In the real world, parley can inflict pain.”
The World God Only Knows (s2-ep1)
“C-can I seriously look? B-but I really shouldn’t…… No, no! It’s disgraceful for a man to turn a willing lady down!”
Junichi - Amagami SS (ep13)
The task of defense is much more daunting than attacking.
Shimada Kambei – Samurai 7
Iori: “My heart is always sparkling clean and pure!”
Yayoi: “Don’t you mean your forehead is always sparkling?”
Iori: “Say what?! You’re a cosplay actress with a dirty heart!”
Yayoi: “Wh-what?! How dare you say that?! Your forehead is a shiny beacon!”
Iori: “Wh-what?! How could you say that?!”
Idolmaster: Xenoglossia ( ep 17)
Those eyes… who’s are they!?
Takumi Nishijō – Chaos;Head
Hakaze: “This is my first time using a massage chair, but it just tickles. Then again, I really don’t know how stiff shoulders feel.”
Samon: “If the princess who is protected by the world’s logic were to get stiff shoulders, that would indeed be the end of the world.”
Hakaze: “Not to mention, you’ve managed to keep your long hair without a single gray strand at your age. I doubt you’re as troubled as you’d suggest.”
Samon: “No actually…… This is a wig.”
Jun: “What?”
Hakaze: “You’re kidding!”
Samon: “Indeed, I am.”
Hakaze: “I never took you as the type to joke.”
Samon: “Being troubled as long as I have, you start wanting to make a joke or two.”
Blast of Tempest (ep 20)
“Even if he hates me, being able to die with the knowledge that the one I love will never forget me…… There is no greater happiness a woman could desire, Jun-niisan.”
Hakaze - Blast of Tempest (ep 20)
Kon: “Let’s go fulfill her wish in order to fulfill mine!”
Ecarlate: “Are you sure we can trust that woman?”
Kon: “She helped us!”
Ecarlate: “She calls herself the mysterious woman.”
Marian: “I guess that is sort of suspicious.”
Kon: “What the hell, guys? Come on, believe in her! She’s a good person.”
Marian: “But she screwed you.”
Kon: “I remain unviolated. She is my first!”
Marian: “So did she violate you?”
Kon: “She didn’t!”
Marian: “What, you still haven’t…?”
Ixion Saga DT (ep 21)