Some Little Funnies

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Weather person can’t say “precipitation”

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October 7, 2021

A slight chance of some partissi-, participation? Participation. Per—per—. It’s rain. It’s going to rain.

  • weather forecaster, California nightly news show
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I have those moments

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October 25, 2021

Is this guy left-handed? Right-handed? Is he amphibious?

  • basketball analyst Chris Webber, about Philadelphia 76er’s Ben Simmons
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October 29, 2021

He survived the 1966 car crash that killed him.

  • DJ/rock critic Marc Riley
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

November 1, 2021

Accountant: I need to put a hold on a Social Security number. It’s a case of identity theft and the man has been dead for two years.
Federal Employee: I am sorry, but I have to speak to the taxpayer directly to hear it from them that their identity has been stolen and they did not file this return.
Accountant: But he’s deceased.
Federal Employee: Is there any way you can have him call us? It’s really the only way we can help you.
Accountant: No, I can’t have him call you. He’s dead.
Federal Employee: Unfortunately, he has to call himself. Get him to call us, and we can straighten it out.
Accountant: So you want me to get the taxpayer, who is deceased, to call you so we can get this fixed?
Salesperson: Yes, you finally get it!

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