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Nah, the just punched the “Skip” button back in April.

Mark Gosdin

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

November 10, 2021

The barbarian seated himself upon a stool at the wenches side, exposing his body, naked save for a loin cloth brandishing a long steel broad sword.

  • from The Eye of Argon by Jim Theis (often called the worst fantasy novel ever written)
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Example #1 of why a good editor is worth their weight in gold.

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

November 25, 2021

Customer: I pay for a 24/7, 365-day contract and you’re closed just because it’s Thanksgiving.
Cable company phone support: Actually, we’re not closed. You and I are talking on the phone right now.
Customer: I think I should get a credit or something free because you’re not open
Support: But we are open.
Customer: Well, I’ve wasted my time calling if you’re open because you’re supposed to be closed. How are you going to compensate me?
Support: Okay. So you’re calling on a day that you think we’re closed to complain that we’re closed in an attempt to get something for free, but when you realize we’re open, the exact think you wanted, you want to complain and get something for free because you wasted your time calling to complain about something that didn’t happen?
Custome: YES!

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