Some Little Funnies

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January 1, 2022

Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future because that’s where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

  • opening narration from Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959), considered to be one of the worst movies ever made
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January 12, 2022

He said anyone who suggests he’s someone who speaks without speaking first is mistaken.

  • from the Dayton Daily News (Ohio) about a school principal
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January 13, 2022

Labours nationalusation orogramme has sent “chill through bostdrooms” says CBI bosd Catoline Fairbairn

  • tweet by BBC political correspondent Norman Smith
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February 3, 2022

Terrifying things, steel things; metal things; things with cylindrical bodies and multitudinous jointed limbs. Things without flesh and blood. Things that were made of metal and plastic and transistors and valves and relays, and wires. Metal things. Metal things that could think. Thinking metal things… Things the like of which had never been seen on the earth before. Things that were sliding back panels…

  • from March of the Robots by Lionel Fanthorpe

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February 25, 2022

We tried to reach out to the man who died in this pursuit. He was unavailable for comment.

  • reporter Sara Welch, on air in front of a hospital, KTLA (Anaheim, California)
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Maybe try a Ouija board?

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March 3, 2022

Question 38 (1 point)

What is a microphone?

True
False

  • from an online test
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Of course the answer is false. A what is a what, not a microphone!

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March 14, 2022

There’s been a bit of talk about the drought lately, but has anyone stopped to think of the impact daylight saving has had on the climate? The extra hour of sunlight causes more evaporation and therefore drought. The two states that don’t have daylight saving – Queensland and WA – are not in drought. It seems to me we never had drought in this country before daylight savings came along.

  • letter to the editor, Daily Telegraph (Sydney, Australia)

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March 16, 2022

I thought, and I’m sure I’ve been told, that if you turn a sloth up the right way, it sill explode.

  • TV host Holly Willoughby
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