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January 1, 2022
Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future because thatās where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
- opening narration from Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959), considered to be one of the worst movies ever made
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January 12, 2022
He said anyone who suggests heās someone who speaks without speaking first is mistaken.
- from the Dayton Daily News (Ohio) about a school principal
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January 13, 2022
Labours nationalusation orogramme has sent āchill through bostdroomsā says CBI bosd Catoline Fairbairn
- tweet by BBC political correspondent Norman Smith
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February 3, 2022
Terrifying things, steel things; metal things; things with cylindrical bodies and multitudinous jointed limbs. Things without flesh and blood. Things that were made of metal and plastic and transistors and valves and relays, and wires. Metal things. Metal things that could think. Thinking metal thingsā¦ Things the like of which had never been seen on the earth before. Things that were sliding back panelsā¦
- from March of the Robots by Lionel Fanthorpe
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February 25, 2022
We tried to reach out to the man who died in this pursuit. He was unavailable for comment.
- reporter Sara Welch, on air in front of a hospital, KTLA (Anaheim, California)
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Maybe try a Ouija board?
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March 3, 2022
Question 38 (1 point)
What is a microphone?
True
False
- from an online test
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Of course the answer is false. A what is a what, not a microphone!
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March 14, 2022
Thereās been a bit of talk about the drought lately, but has anyone stopped to think of the impact daylight saving has had on the climate? The extra hour of sunlight causes more evaporation and therefore drought. The two states that donāt have daylight saving ā Queensland and WA ā are not in drought. It seems to me we never had drought in this country before daylight savings came along.
- letter to the editor, Daily Telegraph (Sydney, Australia)
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March 16, 2022
I thought, and Iām sure Iāve been told, that if you turn a sloth up the right way, it sill explode.
- TV host Holly Willoughby
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