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August 3, 2019
WHITEHAWK MAN FACES JAIL TERM AFTER DEFECATING ON SEAGULL IN REVENGE ATTACK
- headline, The Brighton Bulletin (UK)
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August 10, 2019
Family Feud host Richard Dawson: Name something only worn by children.
Contestant: Clothes.
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August 12, 2019
Customer: I am getting a “Page Cannot Be Displayed” message.
Tech Support: It looks like the site is down.
Customer: I know that. I want you to fix it.
Tech Support: It’s not one of our sites, so we can’t fix it.
Customer: What do you mean you can’t fix it? You are my Internet provider. You should be able to fix it.
Tech Support: No, we can’t. We don’t own that site.
Customer: Let me speak to your supervisor. You’re just stupid and trying to brush me off.
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As the tech support liaison of my store, I’ve had a variant of that so many times about the McApp it’s not even funny…
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August 16, 2019
Here’s a guy, that when he wears his contacts, he sees better.
- football commentator John Madden, when quarterback Troy Aikman lost a contact lens during a game
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What’s your favorite anime joke?
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That inu-washa one killed me 
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August 20, 2019
Spoken Dialogue: I was the keynote speaker, you must remember my speech: “Who Needs Humans?”
Subtitle: I was the king of the speed, you must my speed means humans.
on a Chinese bootleg DVD of Simone
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August 23, 2019
America has always been best when she’s lying down with her back on the mat.
- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) after losing the 2016 New York primary
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August 28, 2019
FORKLIFT OPERATOR, whorehouse near Port of Tacoma is currently hiring FT forklift operators.
- help wanted ad, The News Tribune (Tacoma, WA)
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Hmmm, I wonder if there are special service bonuses for working there
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I hear the line at their employment office is a mile long. Good luck, Series!
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Meanwhile in the Amazon…
Just Kamehamehangin’ around.
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September 2, 2019
Reason for leaving previous job: Terminated after saying, “It would be a blessing to be fired.”
- on a job application
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September 3, 2019
WE HAVE ALL YOUR BACK-TO-SCHOOL SUPPLIES!
12-PK Miller - $7.99 with card
- sign outside of a Walgreens
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Walgreens: For all your college needs.
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