365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
September 5, 2019
MOST TEACHERS QUALIFY FOR RAISES IN NEW PLAN
Of 706 evaluated in first years, 745 received pay increases.
- The Janesville Gazette, Wisconsin
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September 6, 2019
Here’s a guy that when he runs, he moves faster.
- football commentator John Madden
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September 20, 2019
911 operator: Now, ma’am, keep calm. I need yes or no answers, just yes or no answers, do you understand?
Caller: Yes.
911 operator: Okay — where is your husband now?
Caller: Umm… Yes?
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September 26, 2019
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? host Jeff Foxworthy: Budapest is the capital of what European country?
Kellie Pickler: This might be a stupid question—I’m guessing it’s probably gonna be, like, I thought Europe was a country… I know they speak French there, don’t they? Like, I wanna say is France a country? I don’t know.
Foxworthy: Hungary.
Pickler: What? That’s a country!? I mean—I knew Turkey was a country, but I’ve never heard of that before.
Exactly how do these people graduate from high school?
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October 1, 2019
.4. Rate the competence and delivery style of the trainer.
(1 being the lowest and 5 the highest)
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.5. Would you like ACCA to hold such sessions regularly in the future?
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.6. Additional comments/suggestions!
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- online feedback form for an ACCA (Association of Chartered Certified Accountants) course
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October 2, 2019
Debra Jackson said she likes shopping at the Dollar Palace because it is convenient and casual. “I don’t have to get all dressed up like I’m going to Walmart or something,” she said.
- in The Town Talk (Alexandria, Louisiana)
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for accuracy.
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October 8, 2019
A resident reported that he was frightened by a mysterious bright light shining through the trees. The responding officers determined the offending light source was the earth’s moon.
- police blotter item, The Oregonian (Portland, Oregon)
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Truck-kun rules over all!!!
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