The Outlander Memorial Thread

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[quote=Haissan]
the trip is free but it is all inclusive?[/quote]

Of course. :smiley:

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[quote=PretearHimeno]
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A real green card…

…Or maybe this…

Look! I even gift-wrapped it for him

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Where’s the bow hmmmmmm?

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[quote=outlander]
A real green card…[/quote]

Hahahaha!!! Well, it was nice knowing you outlander.

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[quote=outlander]

[quote=PretearHimeno]

A real green card…[/quote]

I’m giving him a red AND green card for Christmas.

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Slowhand, I was able to get you an escort to the Christmas party. :slight_smile:

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For Lumis - “a baptism of hot wax” TBD

For Oracle - an evening in Slow’s dungeon

For shadycat - more pool boys (I wonder what happened to the ones from last year)

For outlander - a sandwich

For Series5Ranger - Anime Songs: Greatest Hits Collection Vols 1-99

For The Coffee God - a meet & greet with Juan Valdez

For Slowhand - a new iron maiden

For dragonrider_cody - more minions

For miquelfire - something red

For fillet and psychopuppet - an ice fishing trip

For Shadzar - a year’s supply of (good) matrix puzzles

For all our resident artists - a new box of crayons

For our MIA members - a one-way ticket back to TAN

(more to come)

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Not everyone, but -

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[size=16]Ask Panty[/size]

[quote=Outlander]

Hi there,girls! It’s me, Panty! Ghost-destroying angle and purveyor and user of men. If you have a question about men, how and why they act the way they do, and their secrets, ask me. I know men from the inside –out and from top to bottom (so to speak)[/quote]
Originally posted: January 5, 2011 @ 1:07am

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I get so confused when I see those Extenze commercials. Do they make men bigger or help with E.D.? Size matters, but not if it doesn’t work in the first place. :huh:

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[quote=Froggy]
I get so confused when I see those Extenze commercials. Do they make men bigger or help with E.D.? Size matters, but not if it doesn’t work in the first place. :huh:[/quote]

Male enhancement pills are important because all men now have the opportunity and possibility to be perform like those men that were born with the genetics that make them naturally gifted. On a much grander scale, society wins since a more sexually confident man feels better about himself and that carries over into other areas of life. He is more pleasant to be around, he functions better in society, he is less grumpy. Studies have even shown that crime rates are lowered due to increase sexual satisfaction.

But beware, the size of the gun doen’t matter if it is in the hands (tee hee!) of a rookie!
He needs to know how to use his weapon!

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Panty slept with Johnny Bravo?

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Was that his name? I called him Number 875

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Can I take a number ?

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Angle or not, might want to get tested if you do get a number. Another thing, none of those ‘pills’ have been verified to work. All are just a marketing scam to get men where they might feel vulnerable. Be sure to check out independent testing, lots of those ‘pill’ companies fill the internet with their own ‘testing’. It was an interesting lesson in marketing though I have to say.

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[quote=redshirt1]
Angle or not, might want to get tested if you do get a number. Another thing, none of those ‘pills’ have been verified to work. All are just a marketing scam to get men where they might feel vulnerable. Be sure to check out independent testing, lots of those ‘pill’ companies fill the internet with their own ‘testing’. It was an interesting lesson in marketing though I have to say.[/quote]

Very true. Almost all are phony marketing ploys. The very few that work only marginally simply assist in engorging the blood vessels in that area with blood.

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What if you crush a whole bottle of them up and down the powder with a pitcher of energy drink? Would that help?

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[quote=fillet]
What if you crush a whole bottle of them up and down the powder with a pitcher of energy drink? Would that help?[/quote]

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2818/panty3.jpg

I wouldn’t do that, Sport, but the energy drink might help.

Hey girls! don’t you have questions about the secret lives of men? I, Panty, can answer all

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