[quote=PretearHimeno]
Why did there have to be panties at all?
Also, R.I.P. Rai’s secondary virginity.[/quote]
ROFL!
Would you rather go commando?
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That’s not what I meant! Why couldn’t we just have been fully clothed awe forget it, it’s like talking to an inapproppriate brick wall.
Damn, I can’t think of anything good to contribute right now…
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Will Slow and Cody’s lust for revenge be satisfied? Will Rai’s ravaged and sticky body be found in time to save his life? Will Pretear ever get her panties down, or figure out what happened between her and Eric? And what about Wicca, will she ever find her lost shaker of salt? Haissan, what will be his fate? All these and more will be answered next time on As The Mecha Turns.
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I am scared…I just want to watch, I’m afraid I might pull a terrible Rp relapse and ruin this. But I am smiling from ear to ear now.(Why was I made the bad guy?) Oh My God, can’t wait for the next episode of “As the Mecha Turns” … “Tree!” crunch “Never-mind.”
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[quote=PretearHimeno]
That’s not what I meant! Why couldn’t we just have been fully clothed awe forget it, it’s like talking to an inapproppriate brick wall.
Damn, I can’t think of anything good to contribute right now…[/quote]
Hey, like I said it wasn’t my decision for you to be half naked. And remember, this is an anime forum so there have to be panties at some point. Unless you would prefer we go the shounen-ai route? But then again, it seems Rai already did… poor man!
And “inappropriate brick wall”, I like that one. And I don’t think I’ve ever been called that before, so I will have to add it to my collection. Thank you. 
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Like hell I am getting down and dirty with sugarman
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[quote=Haissan]
Like hell I am getting down and dirty with sugarman[/quote]
Eh, don’t worry. We have something entirely different in mind for you! :woohoo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Great, I am sooo looking forward to it, since I was cast as a pervert i Wolfos little christmas or thanks giveing story
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“Rei?”
“…”
“Rei?”
“…”
“Are you listening?”
“…”
“Blink twice for ‘yes’.”
blink blink
“… Um, okay. Anyways, I-”
“I-”
“I-”
“…?”
“I love you.”
“…”
“And I was wondering if- if you felt the same way too.”
“…”
“R-rei?”
“…” blink blink
“What an odd dream,” the girl thought as she went through the stiff motions of her daily routine. If her memory was to be believed, she had been conversing with Shinji Ikari, and he had… professed his love.
Dreams were nothing but distractions to Rei, albeit interesting ones. Shinji Ikari was often a subject of her nocturnal reveries, except for that one time where she had imagined the Second Child being crushed by a wayward school bus, full of hysterical girls, driven by a crazed banker. That had been rather troubling, but easily resolved by a heavy dose of Prozac prescribed by the doctor.
As she turned on the shower, Rei debated whether or not to tell Dr. Akagi of this recent occurrence. Surely it would only result in more medication and extra hassle for both. Another option was to tell the Major. After a moment of consideration, the First Child shot down the idea. Miss Katsuragi would most likely be too busy 1.) attending to her job, 2.) attending to her beer, or 3.) attending to Mr. Ryouji. Last week Rei had walked in on the Major doing the latter, which was not an experience she would choose to repeat.
Also, she secretly thought that the dreams were not unpleasant. Especially ones like this.
All in all, she decided as she washed her hair, they were harmless. As long as she didn’t act on her nearly non-existent impulses herself, all her selves would be fine. Ikari was already in a romantic relationship with Sohryu, or at least in a physical one. Even someone as… inexperienced with social interaction as Rei could see the evidence of their mutual involvement. Unless if all those red marks on Ikari’s neck were self-inflicted. Nonetheless, Shinji seemed happy, or at least as happy as Shinji could be. It would be foolish to disrupt the current arrangement between the three pilots.
The few benefits of Ayanami’s apartment didn’t include heating. She shivered as she stepped out of the shower and reminded herself to stock up on school uniforms. Drying herself off, she surveyed the few contents of the dimly lit bedroom, which mainly consisted of bandages scattered across the floor and nearby dresser.
All of a sudden, the sound of her doorbell pierced through her apartment. In no hurry, Rei methodically walked four steps out of her room, ten steps down the hall, and forty steps down the flight of stairs leading to her humble hovel, taking approximately 0.8 minutes per step, not counting bathroom breaks.
By the time she reached her front door, there was no one there. Slightly puzzled, she wondered if she could’ve possibly imagined the doorbell ringing. As she mused over the probability of having mild-schitzophrenia, she spotted a bright yellow envelope on top of the piles of old mail at her feet. She carefully bent down, picked it up, and opened it.
The card was completely blank on the front except for a tiny blue flower in the center. On the inside were a few words in slightly crooked handwriting. The fourth and fifth words were scribbled over in darker ink. The message read:
“I saw what you did thar,
Next time pull the Curtains when you shower.”
Haissan
Rei almost smiled.
He had seen too much. I’ll have to stalk and destroy him now she thought
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wooo!!!
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Wolfo and shak are seen sitting on a park bench. They are both, for some reason, wearing trench coats and sunglasses.
Wolfo: “Do you have the files?”
Shak: “Of course. I said I’d bring them didn’t I?”
Wolfo: “So now we’ll finally know who the father of Kagome’s baby is?”
Shak: “Yes, at long last. The answer is ours.” Shak removes a manila envelope from within his coat and, with trembling fingers, begins to open it.
Wolfo: “Just give me the damn thing!” Wolfo reaches out to snatch the envelope, but too late. It’s gone.
Haruko Haruhara is seen whizzing past on her vespa, envelope in hand. “You’ll never catch me alive suckers!”
Wolfo and Shak simultaneously shake their fists in anger.
Wolfo: “Damn them!”
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Poor Haissan, everyone is gunning for you now. I suggest you hide in Siberia for a few months.
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I know, it’s like I am the butt of the jokes or Cylar or Naraku, or even the Lobe
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Himeno, Cody, Slowhand, Eric and Wicca all sit together at a large corner booth at Denny’s. It’s early morning and the smell of fresh breakfast goods fills the air. In front of them sits an ample supply of waffles, bacon, and B negative blood.
Cody hands slow a manila folder. “This is everything I have on Haissan. His hobies, friends, family, hangouts, work, credit report, personal info, everything.”
Slow quickly flips through the pages in the folder. She briefly pauses on page five and cringes. “You were definitely thorough, I’ll give you that. But I really didn’t need the visual aids.” She shudders a bit, and continues reading.
Himeno takes advantage of the quiet to ask a question. “Guys, I’m not sure what exactly is going on, but I think it may be best if you drop me off at home. I don’t even remember last night, so I really don’t want to caught up in even more trouble.”
Eric smiles seductively at Himeno and slides closer to her. He places his left hand on her thigh and squeezes it gently. “Don’t worry, I did enough remembering for the both of us.” He licks his lips gently.
Himeno feels her face get unbearable hot. “I must look like a pomegranate right now,” she thought. She quickly takes a drink of orange juice to cool herself.
“Besides, I’m pretty sure Cody caught every moment on video,” Eric laughs.
Shocked, Himeno immediately spits the orange juice out of her mouth, splashing Wicca in the face.
“What the hell?” yells Wicca and begins to wipe herself down with her napkin.
Himeno immediately turns to face Cody and glares at him with rage in her eyes. “I’m going to destroy you.”
Cody just rolls his eyes as Eric laughs robustly. “Himeno, he’s joking.”
“Oh,” her mood immediate cools some. But something in her still felt the need to lash out, and she reaches across the table and punches Cody in the right arm.
“Ow, what was that for? I didn’t do anything.”
“I don’t know, but it just felt right for some reason. And sorry Wicca.”
"That’s alright, " Wicca replied. “I hear vitamin C is good for your skin.”
No one seemed to noticed Slowhand had long since finished reading, until she cleared her throat. Everyone immediately turned their attention to her, except Eric who continued to stare longingly at Himeno.
“This is a good plan you have here. I’m impressed Cody.”
“Thanks, I was up most of the night working on it. Of course, I’m usually up most of the night, just normally I’m out pillaging and feeding.”
Slow takes a deep breath. “And you’re sure this is the place he’ll be at?”
“Without a doubt,” Cody says. “He’s their best customer, and visits every Wednesday after his job, like clockwork.”
Eric appears to have been listening after all. “Good, so that gives us nearly 6 hours to get everything in place. But we have to be careful. I came across some interesting info this morning regarding Haissan.”
“What’s that?” asks Wicca.
“Apparently, we’re not the only ones after him. And this other girl, well, she’s dangerous and she wants blood. We will have to stay clear of her, or we will be in for a world of hurt.” During this time, Eric continues to gently squeeze and caress Himeno’s leg. He seems to take extreme pleasure in making her blush this badly.
Slowhand contemplates this for a second. “Well, then I suggest we get moving. Cody go take care of the bill, and then meet us outside.”
“Yes Mam,” he replies, heading to the front counter.
Wicca, Himeno and Eric step outside. It is surprisingly warm for this time of year in Canada. It is also extremely humid, so to the group it feels to be nearly 80.
Wicca is the first to speak. “So, I’m a little fuzzy on the details, but we’re going after Haissan?”
“That’s right,” replies Slowhand. “And not just him. He’s just the appetizer. The main course will be Dragoon, but we’ve got a ways to go for him.”
“Oh,” she replies. Suddenly Wicca sees a bright flash of light in her eyes. Everything seems to slow around her. She blinks quickly, as she opens her eyes, everything is blurred. Everything but Slow.
Slow takes a step out onto the asphalt parking lot as she makes her way towards Cody’s car. Out of nowhere a small bike, maybe a Vespa, speeds around the corner. It strikes Slow dead on. She is immediately knocked over and thrown to the ground. She is hurt badly, but still conscious. She roles on her side screaming in agony.
Wicca seems to be the only one ware of what is happening and wants to help her, but she can’t move her legs. She turns and tries to scream at the blurs of Eric and Himeno, but nothing will come out of her mouth.
As she struggles to gain their attention, something large, black and moving very quickly comes around the corner. It appears to be Hummer, and there is a man hanging out the passenger side window shaking his fist. “Is that Wolfo?” she thinks.
But her curiosity quickly turns to terror as she realizes Slow is directly in the path of the large truck.
Slow opens her eyes in time to see the tire before it crushes her skull. The screaming stops.
Wicca wants to cry, to scream, to do something, anything. But she is helpless.
As quick as the blurriness and paralysis started, it ends. Wicca feels as though she has been thrust back into the real world. No more blurring, and she can move. Everyone is there, including Slow. And she is alive.
“What was that,” she thinks. “What just happened?”
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Across town, Dragoon, Psychopuppet, The Coffe God, and Zakuace stand around Rai’s hospital bed. No one speaks. No one even knows what to say. They have never dealt with anything like this. None of them knows how to deal with what they are seeing.
Before them lies their fallen comrade. His body is battered and broken. Small amounts of bright red blood are still leaking through the fresh bandages on his stomach, arms and legs. There are small, suction cup sized bruises everywhere. Dragoon and company shudder to think of what may be on the other side.
The most alarming of all, is his face. He left eye is severely swollen and covered in a bandage. As the doctor explained it, it had apparently popped out from the pressure of the assault. The paramedics found it still connected to his nerve, and dangling on his cheek. His jaw is even more swollen and misshapen, despite being wired shut. It is clearly broken. Rai’s head is also shaved clean. It had been required for the surgery to stop his cerebral bleeding.
But at least he was stable now and would live. Though no one knew if he would ever wake up.
The silence of the group is broken by the entrance of Dr. Black Jack. He looks at the group with a cold expression in his eyes.
“So Doc,” Dragoon starts. “How is he doing?”
“Well, it was bad. It was touch and go for a while, but he’s doing better. If he awakens, and with therapy, he may be able to sit again. But he’ll probably never have a voluntary bowel again.”
“NO!” cries Psychopuppet, who begins sobbing. Coffee places a hand on his should in a futile attempt to comfort him.
“Thanks for everything you’ve done Doctor,” says Dragoon.
The doctor continues his cold stare. “No problem, just don’t forget about our payment arrangement.”
“I won’t, and I’m sure you will make sure of that.”
“That I will.” Black Jack leaves the room.
“So, what do we do now?” asks Zakuace.
“We die, that’s what we do,” cries PshychoPuppet. “Slow is going to kill us, or worse do that to us.”
“No way, no way.” Zakuace shakes his head. “I’m not going down like that. Not like that.”
“You wont,” says Dragoon somberly. “I think slow has something different in mind for each of us. And by now, I’m sure she has recruited some help.”
“You don’t mean… Cody?” asks Zakuace. His sobbing has started to subside.
Dragoon nods his head. “And he’s just as dangerous and twisted as Slow, if not more so. We’re in serious danger here.”
PsychoPuppet inhales deeply, inflating his chest. “Then how do we get ready?”
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wow I thought I was off the hook there for a moment…
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O_O
This is so my bedtime story, tykes.
I’d chip in, but I’ve never seen a soap opera fully to understand how it works.
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For all the recent installments:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:unsure: 
:woohoo: :ohmy: 
And Timber: You don’t need to see a soap opera. You’ve watched anime!
Just imagine something truly outrageous and I promise you that it will work!
:laugh:
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Meanwhile back at the Hall of Justice…
“Well it looks like a rather insidious plot Batman.” Superman state, his hands on his hips.
Batman nods his head in agreement, “YEs, after further investigation…”
“HEy!!! We can-” Interrupts Aquaman before falling strangely and suddenly silent.
“About time he shut up.” Batman trails off. “Anyway, looks like this murder does not have any real patterns, but is radom in acts, the Joker could learn from him.”
Sanji enters the room bearing a few platters, “Ey, I got some sushi if you guys are hungry, dig in.” He grins slightly to himself, and leaps up to Wonder Woman with hearts in his eyes, “For you my love, I have this special dish, suited only for a Goddess such as yourself. These cuts are from the belly of the fish where the fat just melts, don’t mind the orange scales as they are just part of the fish and safe to eat.”
The scene flashes to the kitchen, where there is a bit of a mess, on the table a blond wig sits stained with blood and a pair of bikini style swimming trunks.
flash to eerie music…Outlander Turns to face a person whose back is to the camera, “I have-” dramatic pause,
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Wow -cough- that was really er something cody. ^.^;;
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