The Outlander Memorial Thread

Reminds me of Haissan’s Zombie Chicken Surprise

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[quote=outlander]
http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/5337/imagescami2b0gjpg.jpg[/quote]

This? This is what you’re using to threaten me? A blind guy with a receding hairline in a black suit? Whadda ya do, hire the Blues Brothers?

[quote=outlander]
Mr. Newshawk,
Your resistance to financial inevitability is futile. If it continues, we will take adverse action. We have every right to sell your grandchildren to Gendo Ikari to help offset TAN’s debt. Mr Ikari states he will raise them as well as his own son.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6357/gendoikari.jpg[/quote]

Yeah, right. Me and Gendo go wayyyy back, though I haven’t seen him since that sightseeing cruise we took around Antartica about 10 years ago. I remember he was always going on about staying behind and seeking some “great treasure” at the South Pole. From what I heard, he only ended up with an old pole of some sort. What a treasure hunter!

Anyhow, I called up my good friend Gendo a few days ago to sees what’s going on. While we was talking, I remember what you said and asked Gendo how he’d like taking over the raising of my grandchildren. He laughed and said, “Raise your grandchildren? I’d rather face all 12 angels stark naked!” Now that kinda puzzled me, as I though Charlie only had three, but then I remembered that Jill left and her sister took over, then they got another blonde bimbo, and then… but that still only made five. Even if you threw in the other three chicks who claimed to be angels, that’d only make eight. Not to mention that I wouldn’t mind standing in front of those angels naked. They might not like it now, but when I was in my prime… but I still can’t make any sense of what he said. Now what was I saying?

Oh, yes… So I says to Gendo, “Then why did you tell that bastard banker Outlander that you’d take my grandchildren?” The line went dead quiet on Gendo’s end, and I heard him gulp. “That’s the kids?” He then yelled at his secretary, I think, and said, “Ritsuko, go find our copy of the contract with the Bank of Pain. I’ve got to find a way out of it!” He then started weeping softly and saying “I’m ruined, ruined! Why didn’t I listen to Yui?” I had to hang up. I couldn’t stand to hear a grown man weep, much less Gendo.

I imagine by now you’ve received notice from him… whether it’s of his breaking the contract or his death, I have no idea. So what you gonna do now, Mr. Big-Shot Bastard Banker? Eh?

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Speaking of Zombie Chicken Surprise…

Shooting them in the head doesn’t work since they are already headless…

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THIS IS A STICK UP!!! GIVE ME ALL YOUR… YOUR PAIN!!!

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[quote=fillet]
THIS IS A STICK UP!!! GIVE ME ALL YOUR… YOUR PAIN!!![/quote]

Here’s the bunion on my left foot. You are more than welcome to it! :stuck_out_tongue:

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And the sock too!

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[quote=fillet]
And the sock too![/quote]

My God! what greed! I’'m so proud (whipes away tear) There is a future in banking for you,my boy

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[quote=outlander]

[quote=fillet]
And the sock too![/quote]

My God! what greed! I’'m so proud (whipes away tear) There is a future in banking for you,my boy[/quote]

Poor, poor fillet!

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I can’t help it, the urge to take runs in my blood.

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[size=16]For Outlander[/size]

[quote=Haissan]
I finally found a use for 4chan as a lurker

although it would suck immensely if this 404d[/quote]
Originally posted: June 9, 2011 @ 1:56am

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and this
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1307601466420.jpg

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Neither show up.

nad now I have found the scarring side of 4chan…essentially this girl is molested on a train and end up with these holes on her body that causes pleasure and they spread through visceral contact eventually she spreads the holes all over her body due to the immense pleasure she gains from fondling the holes and puts things in the holes…it ends with her mother finding her stuffed with all kinds of things in the holes from pencils to thermoses and its really disturbing to say the least…I feel nauseous and serious regret for venturing through /b/

I CAN"T UNSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I have been ruined! I am totally sharing this with Gentay… as soon as I stop being nauseous… SCARRED FOR LIFE!

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http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/554/4chan2.png

Don’t go to /b/
There is only a wasteland of death and destruction there

Go to /a/ where anime lives but lurk first

And /c/ where it is still anime, but gentle and has good images

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its true what they say tho, the mods leave after about 2 and then all hell breaks loose

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Hey Outlander, be wary of going by this school

And this is for you…

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Me? A stalker? Never!

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Cling…on?

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I love Cromartie High.

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