That will only sink us further into debt! I’ll send pine straw instead of flowers…
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[quote=Rai]
Sorry folks, I spent all the money on hookers, booze, and boozed up hookers (who brought over some booze). ;_;
Looks like it’s suicide again for me![/quote]
quick pimp the hookers out, while they are still drunk, to Drew Carey, Tiger Woods, and Snoop Dogg and you should have enough money with some to spare!
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Dear Mr. Rai,
The Bank has become aware of your association with hookers and liquor. We are perplexed of your ability to purchase such items and not meet your forum obligations. However as you are a valued customer of the bank (not really you cheap bastard) We feel it is in the best interests of all parties to mitigate this issue of delinquent payments.
If you agree to send to the bank all of your available booze and hookers, the bank agrees to forgive the outstanding balance of your account. The bank does insist that the liquor be of high quality and the hookers are not ugly skanks. The hookers must also be equipped with catgirl outfits. The bank also requires a photograph of the Forum member known as “Fillet" dressed as Man-Faye (sample photograph enclosed) as we at the bank would be full of lutz and mock him.
If you are agreeable to this arrangement, please sign the legal documents enclosed and deliver said hookers and liquor within ten working days. From this point forward The Bank of Pain will closely monitor your future payment history. (We’re watching you, Bucko)
Sincerely,
Outlander, Bastard Banker
Bank of Pain
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legal bump
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Um, Outlander, you left your car for washing in the wrong parking lot. Unfortunately, the Klingons were not happy. It is going to take me awhile to get the graffiti off, but it’s good few people read Klingon, right?
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To the Bank of Pain
Attn: Outlander
Sent 12:03 AM 8/19/2011
Dear Mr. Lander,
Through the notice of transference of seizure of assets by foreign entities in article five point alpha gamma twenty three section tango of the original contract between my Client Haissan and his Client TAN Forums states implicitly, if the ownership should be transferred, seized or altered in any manner without a 180 day prior notice through direct address to my client or his legal representatives, the offending party must pay a stipend of $315,679.428 in USD to Haissan every thirty(30) days including the 180 days prior to the transfer, as the contract and duties of Haissan are regarded as assets with the Forum and to Organizations, Corporations, Government entities, etc. which may own or come to own TAN Forums or its partners and proprietors. This stipend also extends to a fee in USD which includes the sum of finances owed during the 180 day prior notification period.
No legal notices of transfer, seizure, or alterations were sent to or received by myself or my client by Bank of Pain or its constituents, therefore the Bank of Pain now must pay a fee of $1,894,076.568 USD to Haissan immediately as well as the stipend of $315,679.428 USD within thirty(30) days from the date of this notice or face legal action.
Sincerely,
The little voice in his head,
Haissan
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Hey Outlander,
Haissan’s men showed up to seize your car. Something felt odd about it so I asked them for their court order and badges. The conversation went like this…
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posted before i thought
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Thinking costs too much, consider the budget, please.
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Now that the Bank of Pain is de facto owner of this forum, they have assigned me, Outlander, Bastard Banker, to oversee operations here.
As you can see, I have put together a staff of enforcers from our Delinquent debt/collections department to make sure my edicts are carried out.
From this point forward:
Using the letter ‘N’ is banned
In order to cut expenses, Rish may have milk, but not cream
Spazzyspam must cut down to twelve cans of Rockstar a day
Rai must graduate this year or face deportation…yet again
All Tan-ettes are confined to the kitchen
More new policy and procedures to come…
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[quote=outlander]
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/372/1316222287760.jpg
Now that the Bank of Pain is de facto owner of this forum, they have assigned me, Outlander, Bastard Banker, to oversee operations here.
As you can see, I have put together a staff of enforcers from our Delinquent debt/collections department to make sure my edicts are carried out.
From this point forward:
Using the letter ‘N’ is banned
In order to cut expenses, Rish may have milk, but not cream
Spazzyspam must cut down to twelve cans of Rockstar a day
Rai must graduate this year or face deportation…yet again
All Tan-ettes are confined to the kitchen
More new policy and procedures to come…[/quote]
I take it you are exempt from the rules, as you have several of the ba’'ed letter i" your post.
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COME AND GET ME! :evil:
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What the heck am I goig to do i the kitche*?
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COME AND GET ME! :evil:[/quote]
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Just for that insolence, we shall take away your walker and send lolis to trample your front yard. Respect us, for we are wearing suits!
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[quote=Slowhand]
What the heck am I goig to do i the kitche*?[/quote]
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As your new master, whatever I say. Now fix me my dinner and don’t forget some cake. The bank, in its generosity, will allow you to wear an apron.
You have only Rai to blame for his undisciplined, irresponsible money management skills
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[quote=outlander]
Just for that insolence, we shall take away your walker and send lolis to trample your front yard. Respect us, for we are wearing suits![/quote]
Ha Ha! The walker belongs to my wife-and you do NOT want to get her upset! As for the lollies trampling my lawn, may I make a request? Could they wear spiked heels? With the drought here in Oklahoma this summer the yard has turned to weeds and I think I need the ground aerated. Not only would a bunch of lollies in spiked heels do the trick, I’d get some entertainment out of it!
Suits? PFFFFFFTTTTTT! Only bankers, lawyers and politicians wear suits, and I don’t respect ANY of them!
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For the record:
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Rish would prefer a ice dark, heavy o the hops beer to milk.
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I’m great i* the kitche* but will ot be cofied! Ad I will wear far more tha* a* apro* simply for the well-beig & saity of all who are here.
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So there!
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[quote=Newshawk]
[quote=outlander]
Just for that insolence, we shall take away your walker and send lolis to trample your front yard. Respect us, for we are wearing suits![/quote]
Ha Ha! The walker belongs to my wife-and you do NOT want to get her upset! As for the lollies trampling my lawn, may I make a request? Could they wear spiked heels? With the drought here in Oklahoma this summer the yard has turned to weeds and I think I need the ground aerated. Not only would a bunch of lollies in spiked heels do the trick, I’d get some entertainment out of it!
Suits? PFFFFFFTTTTTT! Only bankers, lawyers and politicians wear suits, and I don’t respect ANY of them![/quote]
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Mr. Newshawk,
Your resistance to financial inevitability is futile. If it continues, we will take adverse action. We have every right to sell your grandchildren to Gendo Ikari to help offset TAN’s debt. Mr Ikari states he will raise them as well as his own son.
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Hmm . . . other tha* the lack of cream - - - I am fasciated by the rules Outlader!
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[quote=outlander]
All Tan-ettes are confined to the kitchen[/quote]
Yes, Master Outlander. Whatever you say Sir!
Reality Check:
[details=Me? Confined to a Kitchen? Are you sure about that?]
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