…Wait…What?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Damn you, Dragoon, and your clever Mod Abilities!
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Isn’t it just like two brothers to fight like this? :whistle:
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[size=16]My lustful ode to Slowhand[/size]
[quote=“outlander, post:1, topic:302, full:true”]
I profess my love/lust to the Mod-Goddess Slowhand in a poem (lol)Let all come here to worship the whip-lady[/quote]
Originally posted: May 10, 2009 @ 7:23pm
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http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/8236/slowhandwhip3.jpg
Slowhand, the Mod Goddess
she with the whip
I thought that rash had cleared up for good
Your skin glows like the pomme de terre,
blossoms sparkly as the dianthus
in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your kazoo voice
and leaps like a polar bear
at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great buzzard wing.
I am comforted by your decorative eyeglass string
that I carry into the threads of TAN
and hold next to my elbow.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears
of olive oil. As my nose falls from my
dashboard, it reminds me of your Cats.
In the quiet I listen for the last angry squirrel of the day.
My heated hips leaps to my tee shirt. I wait in the moonlight
for your banning whip of pain
so that we may dive as one,
purple helmet and mystical motocycle of love.
But no is the reply, as we are both married
So I guess I’ll have some pie
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Outlander, Outlander… sometimes I wonder about you… :unsure:
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WoW that’s very good. It’s also very creepy. Did you draw the picture too? It’s cute and very nicely done if you did.
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[quote=Prede]
WoW that’s very good. It’s also very creepy. Did you draw the picture too? It’s cute and very nicely done if you did.[/quote]
Creepy, Eh? Ha! Ha! Keep them guessing, I say! Remind me to stalk you later.
I didn’t draw the pic. It was done by an artist friend
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I wouldn’t have guessed Outlander drew the picture. Only because that’s two girls, and while Outlander being into all those other things wouldn’t surprise me, so far as I know he’s not into drag of any kind. Dragging lolis into a van maybe, but that’s a different definition of drag.
Otherwise it would probably be an ode to me instead.
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Not enough fur for Outlander to have drawn it.
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(The one locked in his closet.)
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Parallel parking allowed.
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[quote=fillet]
Parallel parking allowed.[/quote]
don’t forget to put coins in the meter
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No checks?
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coins only
put them in the slot
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Does your slot take credit cards?
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I just wish you’d all remember that this thread is all about ME!! 
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[quote=Slowhand]
I just wish you’d all remember that this thread is all about ME!! :P[/quote]
Don’t hit them with your whip
that’s reserved for me, My Delicious Dominatrix
and now some love haikus for my Slowhand
My name is Slowhand
Whips, chains, my favorite things
Bad posters, beware!
You are quite gassy.
Please keep the sound to yourself.
You ate too much beans.
I like men I like
their flesh but not their ideas
cannibalism
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
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a haiku for slowhand:
Slowhand is a forum moderator
She tells people to go fuck themselves
She wears T-Shirts to bed
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[size=16]You get a big FAIL, Tommy![/size]
Haikus are 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
wait wait second chance please?!
Slowhand dances to Devo
The music makes her happy
It’s better than doing drugs
Slowhand does laundry
She better not bleach my pants
Cliché misogyny
Outlander can write
He is much better than me
Thank god for my Schlong
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