[quote=TommyTwoTacos]
Slowhand dances to Devo
The music makes her happy
It’s better than doing drugs
Slowhand does laundry
She better not bleach my pants
Cliché misogyny
Outlander can write
He is much better than me
Thank god for my Schlong[/quote]
First: 7, 7, 7 = FAIL
Second: 5, 7, 6 = FAIL
Third: 5, 7, 5 = WIN!
The third one gets the form right, but the content… well, maybe it’s self-explanatory actually.
The only known photo of Slowhand…
Oh! Slow! I always thought so, But I blush anyway
As if I’d ever wear PINK underwear!
[quote=Slowhand]
As if I’d ever wear PINK underwear![/quote]
That’s not underwear…It’s more like pink dental floss
I appreciate the tattoo
i believe we should never allow this to fall off on the everything else forum… praise to outlander, because he is worthy to be praised
[quote=We!Rd0]
i believe we should never allow this to fall off on the everything else forum… praise to outlander, because he is worthy to be praised[/quote]
I think every tan member should have an Outlander tattoo on teh butt
Slowhand, from Texas
Takes the leather to bad posts
Your whip wrath, painful
Her cats aplenty
By purring, they get petted
Why can’t I be too?
Is Slow Tsundere?
She’s certainly not moe
She’s Mad, Everybody Run!
This thread makes Slow blush
My work here is complete
More embarrassment later
My secret hand-signals to Slow
an even less subtle approach may be this
I haven’t publicly embarrassed Slow lately, so I have revived this thread watch for more lustful salutations
I have something I could put here. ><
[size=1]Totally kidding Slow.[/size]
lol this thread is funny. 
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2086/punish.png
"There was a little maiden
In red and black drest,
She sang to God in Heaven
And God within her breast.
It flooded me with pain,
While she struck me with her whip,
When this young maiden sang: "My soul
Doth magnify the Lord.“
The stars sing all together
And hear the angels sing,
But they said they had never heard
My scream so beautiful a thing.”
[size=16]TAN Charity Drive[/size]
[quote=Outlander]
Please Give!
Please don’t force us to sell this baby we stole for Anime money[/quote]
Originally posted: May 18, 2009 @ 9:58pm
It has come to my attention that I have not bought any anime lately. I could remedy that by going to a store and buying one, but this would go against my beliefs about using my hard-earned money to purchase things.
You, TAN, can help!
I think if every member on the forum would contribute and send me five dollars, I would have plenty to buy anime with. As I see it everybody wins.
I can buy anime without sacrificing my ethics. ADV wins by acquiring a sale, and you, my saintly forum co-members, get the satisfaction of doing a good and noble deed
If you wanted to add another ten dollars to your charitable gift, I could take that Hawaiian vacation
so where do i send this check to??
oh wait… we live in the same shitty city.
you get nothing!
Will you take rolls of pennies?
Great Idea Outlander!
As part of the new mod tax system, the mods will be siphoning your goodies by taxing you 99% of anything you get. We need our anime too. 
