[size=16]Help Me![/size]
[quote=“outlander, post:1, topic:1677, full:true”]
Dear TAN,
My job is giving me an aneurysm. Please help cure me of this terrible condition. I’m open to ANY suggestions. Please hurry. I’m starting to drool at the mouth and am beginning to post things lik this:
hurhjjg nght nt nfhhrndo!!![/quote]
Originally posted: February 4, 2010 @ 11:05pm
This is a good idea. I always thought I looked good in yellow slickers, But I am afraid I would be snatched and carried off by one of those monster Black Flies. please keep trying, and remember, kkshrgen nf n ryuyjjh!
Can we stick a pin in it and pop it? That seems to help with blood blisters.
fliggle flaggle flooggle fluggle try yelling into a mirror, maybe that’ll scare it away
Heard there is a company called Nerv looking for employees for their Nevada branch. Sounds like it would be a fun place to work.
Dear Outlander,
Quit your job.
Buy an RV.
Travel the country going to Anime Conventions.
Problem solved.
Maybe Rai needs an intern?
[quote=Hentai]
Hentai, only you could make something so unpleasant actually sound like fun.
(& yes, I’m aware where else that comment could lead…)
[quote=spazzysam]
Hentai, only you could make something so unpleasant actually sound like fun.
(& yes, I’m aware where else that comment could lead…)[/quote]
lol 
You need to hire Hentai to write the ad copy for any TAN “now hiring for” advertisements.
I have combined all of your ideas…
First, I have been inspired by the manly musings of Hemingway. Thus full of Macho, I bitched at myself in the mirror and went to Maine and caught alot of lobsters. I filled my newly -purchased volkswagon Party Van with live lobsters and hit the road, stopping at every anime con between Maine and Texas. I will then live at Slowhand’s house. I will spend my time buliding an EVA and insist that everybody wear a plugsuit
I feel much better now…
Dear Slow, Go to the supermarket, we are going to need alot of butter
[size=16]Winter Olympic Sports I would watch[/size]
[quote=Outlander]
I would watch these[/quote]
Originally posted: February 17, 2010 @ 8:00pm
Polar Bear wrestling
Team Snow fort and snowball fight
angel-making
Ice fishing
Gondola Car Sky-diving
outdoor swimming
Nude Ski Solem (mens and womans)
Lodge lounging
Butt-luge
Skating Derby (combination of speed skating and Roller derby)
Ninja Hockey
Gay Bobsled
You missed:
Ice-cube Fishing
Greased Baby Seal Catching
Cast Signing (broken arms or legs)
Snowperson Building
Ski-Lift Boarding/Exiting
Hot Chocolate Marshmallow Racing
Bumper Tobagganing
I would watch those too Outlander…interesting
Ooooohh!..
Snow-mobile demolition derby
I think I’d like to see more of this one -
They should have some sports that regular people can identify with, like Driveway Shoveling, Sidewalk Shoveling, Roof Clearing, Icicle removal/dodging, figuring out where to put the trash cans this week, Car Cleaning, Snowbank Mountain Climbing, Snowman Building, etc. -
[quote=rebecca12]
They should have some sports that regular people can identify with, like Driveway Shoveling, Sidewalk Shoveling, Roof Clearing, Icicle removal/dodging, figuring out where to put the trash cans this week, Car Cleaning, Snowbank Mountain Climbing, Snowman Building, etc. -[/quote]
Another is the race to see who can put chairs to save their parking spot first!
