Favorite Anime Quotes

“The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. It’s not what they do in life, but what they did before dying that proves their worth. Thinking back of it, my story is one full of failures. Tsunade rejected me every time. I couldn’t save my friend, I failed to protect my student… and my teacher. Compared with the Hokage who came before me, my accomplishments have all been petty and insignificant. I wanted to die like them…” -Jiraiya

youre gonna pay for what you did to my friends Messing with Fairy Tail was the biggest mistake of your life - Natsu

So This Your True Form? Youre Ugly, Envy means jealousy thats what your name means right? then I get it - Mustang

Plz dont…dont do it - Envy

Jealousy is a Ugly thing - Mustang

Oh God I dont wanna die -Envy

Im Not Giving You A Choice Now Burn In HELL!!!- Roy Mustang

“You humans always react this way. Whenever I try to tell you the simple facts, you inevitably have this same reaction… I just don’t get it. Why are humans so touchy about the placement of their souls?”

Kyubey - Puella Magi Madoka Magica (ep 6)

You told me i couldnt kill you well i like to try and prove you wrong… so lets see how many times does it take? - Roy Mustang

“Miracles aren’t free, you know. If you wish for hope, an equal amount of despair will be rained down upon you, too. That’s how everything stays in equilibrium… and the world’s balance doesn’t get disturbed.”

Kyoko - Puella Magi Madoka Magica (ep 7)

oooh look more baby seals - freiza

were here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people - namekian

92 - freiza

this is going on for too long and now your gonna pay - namekian

355 - freiza

we are we… what are you… - namekian

no go on continue dont mind me - frieza

and we are the ones who will stop you -namekian

oooo wow 419 - frieza

plus WTH are you doing? - namekian

oh sorry a little hobby of mine i hear these speeches so weirdly often so i thought i can make a mental list of how many times i have heard certain lines - frieza

You… you insane bastard - namekian

190 - frieza

yea well ummmmm we are going to…F%&K your face - namekian

ooooh hoho my…12 - frieza

Dragonballz Abridged

So Greed how many times do I have to kill you to make sure you stay dead - Wrath

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Chifuyu:
That said, he comes at a price.

Houki, Charlotte, Cecilia, Rin, Laura:
He’s for SALE!!!

Chifuyu:
No you fools.

IS ep. 10: Thin Red Line

When im done with you youre gonna be crying like a little…bitch - frieza

Bitch youre just jealous of my super saiyan swagga - Vegeta

Oh for F*^K sake - frieza

Dbz Abridged

“Drool is our bond”

“If you had opened your eyes, I would have snapped and lost control. Sorry I ruined your notebook.”

“Listen to me, Tsubaki-kun. You’re free to fantasize about whatever you want, and I don’t have the right to blame you for using me in your fantasies. But let me say this. When the time comes, I won’t be wearing a strange doll on my head.”

Urabe, Mysterious Girlfriend X

hey vegeta were friends now right? - goku

F*^K off - Vegeta

The best and Have a magic bean cuz if you eat it youll grow a giant bean stack in your belly so vegeta who do this to you? was it this guy? - Goku

uhhh no i uhhh ummm - Vegeta

He fell down some stairs - Ghost nappa

I fell down some stairs - Vegeta

No you didnt - Krillen

Shut up before i throw you down a flight - Vegeta

DBZ Abriged

Shinku: Jun, fix me some tea.

oooh wow look at all this sand here patty why dont we just play here for awhile - Liz

Oh YAY im going to build me a sand castle - Patty

Soul eater

got anything else to say to me vegeta? - ginyu

as of matter of fact there is…look at your men now back to me now look back at your men back to me I am not your men im flipping you off now look at the ground back to me wheres the dragonball? its gone i threw it AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO… - Vegeta

heres you go boss - Burter

ahhhh thank you burter - ginyu

Its what I do - burter

But I chugged that son of a bitch as hard as I could - vegeta

ooooh you cant beat my speed im the fastest in the universe - Burter

DBZ Abridged

“Roll over girl.” - Rerei (Princess Resurrection)

(Rerei gets almost all the good lines.)

“I had to drink the blood of a beast but at least it was the blood of a virgin.”
“What? You can tell things like that?”
“Really? laughs
“Hey! You tricked me!”
-Rerei and Riza

Look at what you done to my armor this was a gift from my father- vegeta

oh im sorry im sure your father was a great man - Yajirobe

I hated my father - Vegeta

Oh then im sure your father was a real prick - yajirobe

How dare you talk about my father that way!!! - vegeta

DBZ Abridged

“No, I cannot allow you to dirty your hands with such a task. I shall do anything dirty for you.”

Soshi Miketsukami - Inu X Boku Secret Service Episode 8.

You know they say not having a t.v makes you violent but i say not having my t.v is making me pretty F**KING Violent - Alucard

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh F**K - Luke valentine

Come on you were talking all that good shyt a second ago and i blew your f*^king legs - Alucard

No… you… WTF - Luke valentine

whats wrong Demi-god? just grow back your legs summon up your demons HIT ME FIGHT ME…give me a Hug- Alucard

R-Really?..Oh God No NOOOO!!! - Luke valentine :huh:

That reminds me for whatever the reason did we ever find out who sent them? It was the nazis wasnt it - Alucard

Noooo - Integra

Betcha Im right - Alucard

Betcha Youre Wrong - Integra

Betcha youre a skank - Alucard

Betcha youre an asshole - Integra

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!!! - Alucard

Hellsing Abridged

After seeing Rito as a girl –

“Mikan… You sure have it rough.”

Yami – Motto To Love-Ru (ep 3)