Favorite Anime Quotes

i have no idea what your on about im just doing my job killing Vampires and Werewolves and leprechauns actually Ive never really killed one of those but maybe if I stab him in the gut would it spill out lucky charms? - Priest

Just shut up and where is Alucard? - Integra

Oh him I killed him - Priest

Killed him? - Integra

Yea cut off his head - Priest

Oooh well thats step 1 what about 2 through 10? - Integra

Ahhhhh Christ - Priest

You done goon - Alucard

How the blood stuff protested hell did you do that? - Priest

Fuck You Thats How - Alucard

Hellsing Abridged

I will break you - Goku

What - Frieza

Like a Kitkat bar - Goku

What…What - Frieza

Dbz Abridged ep 30

“This world is worse than I ever imagined and better than I ever expected.”

Kuze – ef: a Tale of Melodies (ep 12)

Yu: “The love created by every life we touched formed a bond that brought us together. That’s how I feel.”

Yuko: “That’s very romantic. It’s really unlike you.”

Yu: “There’s no such thing as miracles, only the inevitable and the accidental – and what we do. I’ve always believed that.”

ef: a Tale of Melodies (ep 12)

“Even angels need to rest sometimes.”

Yu - ef: a Tale of Melodies (ep 12)

“Everything begins with a dream… the desire to fly… see the bottom of the ocean… explore space… reach a distant star…”

Yu - ef: a Tale of Melodies (ep 12)

“Foolish. How trusting in people can you be?”

Coatie to Pholon - Polyphonica Crimson S (ep 12)

Hey Soul do you know what happens when your driving without a license? - Maka

Hey maka do you know what happens when you dont Shut the fuck up and mind your own business?..Yea didnt think so - Soul

Bitch whos the alpha dog? - Medusa

You - Reike

Thats right ME now you and and whatever the fk you are stop being a bunch of little twats go back to bitch island and shut the fk up or else ill be having some tongue stew for dinner tonight understood? - Medusa

Yes Mam - Reike

Good now excuse me bitches I have evil plans to set in motion - Medusa

I really hate that Bitch - Reike

Miss you too Tadpole - Medusa

I dont care if theres 100,000 or a million of yall i will take You All Down - Luffy

One piece

Uh…wait you made a robot turtle!!!

Keitaro urashima- love hina

What the… a Living tree and a unicorn are having tea in a forest - Luffy

So luffy what are you gonna go with them? - Zoro

dont tell me - Sanji

Hey Guys do you wanna join my crew? - Luffy

STOP JOKING!!! - Zoro & Sanji

One Piece

“When was it? When did the living stop counting the dead? Is this world truly walking the path to extinction?”

Yui – Total Eclipse (ep 1)

I warned him not to eat that green stuff in this desert but he didnt listen to me - Usopp

What green stuff? - Chopper

That green stuff thats open over there - Usopp

Whaa not those its called cacti it makes you have weird hallucinations - Chopper

Whaaaaaaaaaa - Usopp

AHHHHH Look out were gonna drown…RIGHT BRING IT ON IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!!! Ill beat you all up…AHHHHHHHHHH - Luffy

Ahhhhh Crap - Zoro

GUM GUM - Luffy

(Freaking out mode) Zoro Sanji Usopp & Chopper

Aha Tranquilizer - Chopper

Good job chopper - Sanji

One Piece

Will You Just Piss Off Already - Frieza

I Dont Have to use the Bathroom - Goku

DBZ Abridged

Zoro where have you been?!-Luffy

I’ve been getting this sandwich-zoro

Kick ass!!-Luffy

4 kinds of meat 5 kinds of cheese I don’t even know that meant kinds of cheese-zoro

None piece

Ahhh yea words and shyt luffy’s log day 30 theres no food on this damn boat i think i maybe going crazy im starting to hear voices - Luffy

Luffy where exactly are we? - Coby

HOLY SHYT!!! - Luffy

boats on fire - Coby

we dont need the water let the motherf**ka burn - Luffy

None Piece

“Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!”

Yoshiharu – The Ambition of Oda Nobuna (ep 2)

good god how come we did not notice her before she snuck up on us like a like a - Luffy

Lika a ninja - Coby

COBY dontchu ever say that word again - Luffy

What why? - Coby

EVER!!! - Luffy

Cody wheres the top half to that guys head? - Luffy

Yea youre one to talk look at how low your ears are - Cody

Tusha cody tusha - Luffy

CHILD ABIUSE - kid

Somebody should definetely do something about that…Cody your useless - Luffy

None Piece

cuts clown guy up there was just no reasoning with him- zoro

sword goes through zoro no doubt your impressed, my powers are a site to behold- clown

God damn it!! Your an ass hole!! Fuck! What’s wrong with you?! God!- zoro

Y-You cut me into pieces- clown

I was kidding!!- zoro

OMG theres a Sea Monkey Tidalwave heading for us - pirate

Turn the ship around - Pirate

You turn it you dont tell me what to do - pirate

Guys wheres the navigator? - Pirate

What navigator - Pirates

what should we do… Captain? - Pirate

WHAT CAPTAIN - Pirates

Man thats gotta be the worst crew I have ever seen - Luffy

One Piece

YOU CAN’T SAVE THE WORLD WITH CREEPY OLD GUY POWER!!!
-Aoi, Psychic Squad episode 4

This is for everyone and for sex and for those four other guys - Blade

Wow he didnt even say our names and hold on what was that second one? - other guys

but thats not all taps her wrist THAT ONE WAS FOR URMADA!!! - Blade

wait man that wasnt even a hit - Urmada

Needless

Shizuku: “Whoa, there!”

Haru: “Oh, sorry. As soon as I realized that I love you, I started having these urges. Let’s go out?”

Shizuku: “I can see that you didn’t understand a word I said.”

Haru: “But you said that you’d go out with me if I fell in love with you.”

My Little Monster (ep 7)

A trip is the most fun before one sets out on it. With dogs… the bark and not the bark is the more frightening. And, women are almost always prettier when they are shrouded in mystery. Would it not be better to imagine. Things, whatever they may be, whether a person, place, or event will never be as beautiful to behold in reality as they do in our imaginations.

Holo – Spice and Wolf

Once the first bullet goes past your head, politics go out the window.

Benny – Black Lagoon