“Reality is merely an illusion.”
Leo – The Finder (s1-ep13)
“Life is designed to make your head explode. That’s why we have brains.”
Leo – The Finder (s1-ep12)
oh wow my time is finally up im ready lloyd - Grandma
Did see just call me lloyd? see if you can push her schedule that should make her forget by then - Jesus
hey hey now whats going on here? what do you think youre doing? - Grandma
Squidbillies
(Callan and Hanna pull an overweight mechanic out from under a truck and question him:)
G. Callan: Where did your boss hide the gold?
*
Jaime:* Gold? What gold?
G. Callan: From the box.
Jaime: There’s no gold in the box.
Sam Hanna: You remember what was in it?
Jaime: Of course I do! I’m not stupid.
Sam Hanna: We don’t think you’re stupid.
G. Callan: Jaime, we’re your biggest fans. Now, what was in the box?
Jaime: Brown heroine. We’re a drug cartel, homes. Damn, you guys don’t know nothing!
G. Callan: I guess we don’t.
G. Callan: Is there anything else you can tell me about him? Anything at all?
Jaime: Slick, dresses nice, makes very good money killing people…
Sam Hanna: There’s always work when you got skills.
Jaime: Truth.
NCIS: Los Angeles: “Greed”
Hi im dr.rockso the rock and roll clown i do cocaine a kekekekekekeke yeah and i here its somebodies birthday…I DO COCAINE dr. rockso is gonna make you a balloon face…here try it on wait a minute i think someones out of tune just a lil more balloon popped hey you broke the string hahaha i did… - Dr. rockso
chockes the clown - Murderface
ok guys give him whatever he wants…Put the boots to him…Medium Style - Dethklok manager
Derek: “Don’t be afraid of the sex.”
Karen: “I’m not.”
Smash (s1-ep8)
“I feel like a frog.”
Karen – Smash (s1-ep9)
“You need to have a thicker skin, Iowa.”
Ivy to Karen – Smash (s1-ep 11)
Ivy: “I’m a woman of many talents.”
Derek: “And, that is why I love you.”
Smash (s1-ep13)
Bobby: “First show, something big always goes wrong!”
Karen: “Like no applause?”
Bobby: “Yeah, like that!”
Smash (s1-ep14)
“I see her in my head. I can’t help it. I see her. She just has something you don’t. I’m sorry.”
Derek to Ivy – Smash (s1-ep15)
“No matter what happens next don’t ever doubt you are a star”
Derek to Karen – Smash (s1-ep15)
WHAT IS THIS!!! WHATS GOING ON? - Zim
Zim youre a bigger fool than i imagine - Tak
Huh - Zim
youre a bigger fool than I imagine - Tak
Huh - Zim
Youre confused - Tak
Youre after my robot bee - Zim
What…No but part 1 of my plan is this - Tak
MY BEAUTIFUL BASE NOOOO - Zim
Part 2 is…-Tak
Noooo my beautiful base noooooo - Zim
Part…2… is - Tak
Noooooo my beautiful base Noooooo - Zim
PART…2…IS… - Tak
NOOOOOOOO!!! - Zim
okay ima… - Tak
Nooooo - Zim
Okay I… - Tak
Noooooooo - Zim
Okay Im leaving now - Tak
But you never told me your plan - Zim
Invader Zim
“Bad luck either destroys you or makes you the man you really are.”
Jamie – The Killing (s2-ep5)
“Empathy can poison your brain.”
Holder – The Killing (s2-ep6)
“Anybody ever tell you you’re white?”
Jasper to Holder – The Killing (s2-ep6)
“I’m always looking for a good time.”
Holder – The Killing (s2-ep7)
“You can’t put a price on wisdom.”
Holder – The Killing (s2-ep7)
sorry im late Ive been seeing Horrible Nightmare Visions - Dib
Its Called life Dib Now Have a seat - Teacher
Invader Zim
Hey we gotta get going What does your watch say? - Moe
Dont say nothing you gotta look at it - Shemp
Three Stooges
“This is the age of High Pressure. Men eat faster, drink faster, talk faster than they did in our younger days and in order to be consistent in all points, they die faster. It is to be feared that the invention of the telegraph will give an additional go-ahead impulse to humanity, equal to that imparted by the rush of steam. If so, Progress only knows where we shall land.”
Raleigh Register, 1850
Fools it is my time to ride the clockboard look up my nose and see your future - Ed
ed edd an eddy
“Blind guy with a black eye’s not as funny as it sounds.”
Auggie – Covert Affairs (s3-ep1)
“Bad news, one of us has a middle seat. I’d say I’d flip you for it, but do you really need a window?”
Annie to Auggie - Covert Affairs (s3-ep2)
“So we had our first fight. Now we’re like a real married couple.”
Auggie to Annie - Covert Affairs (s3-ep2)
Looking good having fun ed? - Eddy
Sure am eddy - Ed
Ummm watch your step big fella - Eddy
Sure am eddy - Ed
Ed Edd & Eddy
Im Hungry - Boy
Im Thirsty - Girl
Im Batman - Batman
Robot Chicken
Time to do what I do best, try not to be jealous - Beast Boy
He just put on 300,000 pounds i am soooooo jealous - Raven
Teen Titans
Castle: “I so wish I could kiss you right now.”
Beckett: “Yeah, I know.”
Castle: “This is me, softly touching your face, pulling you in for a long slow kiss.”
Beckett: “This is me, kissing you back, running my fingers through your hair.”
Castle (s5-ep3)
Beckett: “So, you rich or something?”
Castle: “I’m not James Patterson rich, but I do ok.”
Castle (s5-ep4)
“This is so much less fun than the other night at your place.”
Castle to Beckett – Castle (s5-ep5)
Ryan: “Swords and sorcery, that’s more my thing. Like Lord of the Rings.”
Javi: “Yeah, I could see you as an elf…or a hobbit.”
Castle (s5-ep6)
Ryan: “Catholic school is like combat. If you haven’t been there, then you don’t know.”
Esposito: “I have been there…in combat.”
Castle (s5-ep8)
“I was attacked by rabid Muffies, manhandled by Coach Bitchy Butch, and I got detention.”
Kenzi – Lost Girl (s2-ep16)
thats a genuine Shen High Lee - Larry
Its a sharman high low - Moe
high lee - Larry
High Low - Moe
High li, High Low, High li, High Low - Curly
Poo poo, Poo poo, poo poo, poo poo, - Larry
Wait a min - Moe
Huh - Larry & Curly
High Li High low - Moe
High li High Low - Curly
The poo - Moe
Poo Poo - larry
*Slaps Both Of Them - Moe
Three Stooges
Ive Been In the hole for 3,000 years A week should be a breeze - Andrew
Wishmaster 2
Simon: “You ever consider taking the metro?”
Annie: “I like to be in control.”
Covert Affairs – (s3-ep4)
Hey man you mind taking those things outside your destroying the disco floors - Security Guard
Howd you like if I deposit my giant copper foot so far up your fatass that youll be eating pennies for a week - Master Shake
what happen to you? - frylock
I got jumped by a gang - Master Shake
Aqua Teen
Chinese Proverbs
“Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.”
“Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come”
“There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same”
“Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases”
“If you don’t want anyone to know it, don’t do it”
“The error of one moment becomes the sorrow of a whole life”
“He who seeks vengeance must dig two graves: one for his enemy and one for himself”
“A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion”
Even if they cannot fight alongside us, they are within our hearts lending us strength. We are their hope… they are our hope… for without them, we would have nothing to fight for.
–Personal Quote, Name Classified, Lumis
It has been said that in the end of all things we would find a new beginning… but as the shadow once again crawls across our world and the stench of terror drifts on a bitter wind, the people pray for strength and guidance. They should pray for the mercy of a swift death for I have seen what the darkness hides.
–Diablo III Teaser Trailer Quote
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