“Grief is the price we pay for love.”
Queen Elizabeth II
Steve: “You got your belt on?”
Danny: “Of course I got my belt on, you’re driving.”
Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep15)
“In a normal town the Sheriff goes in and asks a few questions. She doesn’t bring her parents in with her.”
Emma – Once Upon a Time (s2-ep12)
“You think I’m catnip for the predators of the world.”
Alexis – Castle (s5-ep12)
“It can’t be easy keeping up with Energizer SuccuBunny.”
Vex – Lost Girl (s3-ep3)
Caught this movie on TCM earlier this evening - one of my all time favorites! 
“But Elizabeth is yours. Watch her as she grows; she’s yours. She’s a Tudor! Get yourself a son off of that sweet, pale girl if you can - and hope that he will live! But Elizabeth shall reign after you! Yes, Elizabeth - child of Anne the Whore and Henry the Blood-Stained Lecher - shall be Queen! And remember this: Elizabeth shall be a greater queen than any king of yours! She shall rule a greater England than you could ever have built! Yes - MY Elizabeth SHALL BE QUEEN! And my blood will have been well spent!”
Anne Boleyn – Anne of the Thousand Days (1969)
King Henry VIII: “If some young man wrote this song for you, Anne, what would you say to him?”
Anne Boleyn: “I would ask him if his wife liked it, Your Grace.”
Anne of the Thousand Days (1969)
“We used the incest excuse last time. We can’t make a habit of it.”
Thomas Cromwell - Anne of the Thousand Days (1969)
“I will not be a mistress of the King even with the blessing of a Prince of the Church."
Anne Boleyn - Anne of the Thousand Days (1969)
“Dude, stop Ash-blocking the Kenz.”
Kenzi – Lost Girl (s3-ep4)
“I’m a very, very, bad wolf.”
Dyson – Lost Girl (s3-ep4)
“I realize this is very important but can we finish this talk when everyone is fully clothed?”
Watson – Elementary (s1-ep14)
“Others may find inspiration in my abstinence…… Apparently.”
Sherlock - Elementary (s1-ep14)
“Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.”
Danny – Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep16)
Mick Logan: “You told me to keep an eye on your mother.”
Steve: “An eye, not a hand, not any other body part.”
Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep16)
“Kid, you don’t need a P.I., you need a therapist.”
Mick Logan - Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep16)
[quote]NOTE: Hey, thanx for all the great quotes, Mistress! It is nice to see this thread get some more attention again. :cheer:
Here are some ‘when’ quotes that, yet again, the authors & sources are unknown… facepalm.[/quote]
When enemies surround you, defeat them one by one.
–Author & Source Unknown
When words are inadequate, silence is the only honesty.
–Author & Source Unknown
When answers are elusive, sleep brings questions we never asked.
–Author & Source Unknown
Karl Hanselman: Next time you’re in Cincinnati, come by the gallery. I’ll show you my collection. I think you’ll be quite surprised.
Raylan Givens: Honestly, I’d rather stick my dick in a blender.
Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Well, that would solve a few problems.
==Justified
We are all afraid of being worthless… help others and you help yourself.
–Jorgen, Heroes Of Might & Magic VI
“Please tell me you didn’t get me a lightsaber for our first Valentine’s Day together.”
Beckett – Castle (s5-ep14)
“You left me and let me go to prison because Pinocchio told you to?”
Emma - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep14)
“It’s a good thing we don’t have Thanksgiving in our land because that dinner would suck.”
Charming - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep14)
Rumplestiltskin: “There’s no greater pain than regret.”
Baelfire: “Try abandonment.”
Once Upon a Time (s2-ep14)
What you do not give… you lose. What you freely give you keep forever.
–Jorgen, Heroes Of Might & Magic VI
Hey fellas Im not hearing anything - Curly
Why not? - Moe
Im not listening - Curly
Three Stooges
Sebastian: To be clear, I like men and women equally. Both sexes work for me.
Michelle: Yeah, that’s not going to lead to any misunderstandings at all.
Bunheads (s1-ep17)
I was shooting for Marilyn singing Happy Birthday to Kennedy with underwear.
Talia - Bunheads (s1-ep17)
Wow. That was awkward. Like white shorts in a rainstorm awkward.
Cozette – Bunheads (s1-ep16)
Michelle: Is it Rick, is he dead?
Talia: What? No. Why would you say that?
Michelle: You had an ‘my ancient boyfriend might be dead’ look on your face.
Bunheads (s1-ep16)
Michelle: He’s looking at my beads. Why is he looking at my beads?
Milly: They look like meatballs.
Bunheads (s1-ep16)
Truly: I’d play with the crotch a little bit.
Michelle: Best offer I’ve had all day.
Bunheads (s1-ep16)
Harvey: It’s 8 in the morning.
Donna: Which is why God made chunky-monkey. It’s got chocolate and bananas. Bananas are part of a healthy breakfast.
–Suits
Sheldon: Please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin – yeah, though not a real virgin. She’s had coitus many times. Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. Once while he was trying to watch The Incredibles. Penny.
Sheldon: How can she remember all those lines, but as a waitress she can’t remember “no tomato” on my hamburger?
Raj: My heart is stone. From now on, I’m a monk. I renounce all worldly pleasures. Except for Lobster. And, garlic butter.
—The Big Bang Theory “The Monster Isolation”
“Art without torture. I don’t think it’s possible.”
Tom – Smash (s2-ep2)
Beckett: “Why shoot up a van?”
Castle: “Maybe Jack Bauer was driving it.”
Castle (s5-ep15)
“Don’t promise me you will find her unless you can, because I would never forgive you.”
Castle - Castle (s5-ep15)
“Science fiction is not science.”
Castle - Castle (s5-ep15)
Ryan: “Oh what, he’s Liam Neeson now?”
Esposito: “Liam Neeson? He’s barely Ashley Judd.”
Castle (s5-ep16)
“Please don’t do anything like that without me again.”
Beckett - Castle (s5-ep16)
Oliver: That’s not how I typically get my information.
Felicity: How do you typically do it?
Oliver: I find the person, and then I put the fear of God into them. But we can try it your way.
–Arrow
Sugarpuss O’Shea: “Richard Ill. Who’s Richard Ill? “
Professor Bertram Potts: “Richard the third.”
Ball of Fire (1941)
“That is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple!”
Miss Bragg - Ball of Fire (1941)
Professor Bertram Potts: “Before we attempt to get back to work, I’d like to say a few words. You’ve been very kind and very tactful. If I may say so, over-tactful. The entire ride home in the car you avoided a certain subject to make empty conversation. Now let’s have it out. I made an ass of myself and I know it.”
Prof. Jerome: “Oh, well, we all have, Potts.”
Professor Bertram Potts: “Yes, but I was the lead donkey.”
Ball of Fire (1941)
Professor Bertram Potts: “What’re you gonna do?”
Sugarpuss O’Shea: “I’m going to show you what yum-yum is. Here’s yum.” [kisses him]
Sugarpuss O’Shea: “Here’s the other yum.” [kisses him again]
Sugarpuss O’Shea: “And here’s yum-yum.” [gives a long kiss that knocks him backwards onto a chair]
Ball of Fire (1941)
“If I were the cream for that woman’s coffee, I’d curdle.”
Miss Bragg - Ball of Fire (1941)
“Father had just one reason for ever starting this unfortunate enterprise: vanity. He broke a blood vessel because he found his name was omitted from the Encyclopedia of Britannica, because thirty pages were devoted to Thomas Alva Edison, seventeen to Alexander Graham Bell, but not one line to Daniel S. Totten, the inventor of the electric toaster.”
Miss Totten - Ball of Fire (1941)
“Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest so long as I live on! I killed you. Haunt me, then! Haunt your murderer! I know that ghosts have wandered on the Earth. Be with me always. Take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you. I cannot live without my life! I cannot die without my soul.”
Heathcliff - Wuthering Heights (1939)
“If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn’t love you as much as I do in a single day.”
Heathcliff - Wuthering Heights (1939)
“He seems to take pleasure in being mean and brutal. And yet, he’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. And Linton’s is as different as frost from fire… Ellen, I AM Heathcliff. Everything he’s suffered, I’ve suffered. The little happiness he’s ever known, I’ve had too. Oh, Ellen, if everything in the world died and Heathcliff remained, life would still be full for me.”
Cathy - Wuthering Heights (1939)
“I want to crawl to her feet, whimper to be forgiven… for loving me. For needing her more than my own life… for belonging to her more than my own soul.”
Heathcliff - Wuthering Heights (1939)
Cathy: “Heathcliff, make the world stop right here. Make everything stop and stand still and never move again. Make the moors never change and you and I never change.”
Heathcliff: “The moors and I will never change. Don’t you, Cathy.”
Cathy: “I can’t. I can’t. No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me now; standing on this hill with you. This is me forever.”
Wuthering Heights (1939)