Favorite Other Quotes

Fun & Games
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Nolan: “Hey Doc, how you doing up there?”

Doc Yewll: “If you rush me, we all go boom. If you yell at me, we all go boom. Now you know how I’m doing up here.”

Defiance (s1-ep1)

Tommy: “What did Nolan do to save you?”

Irisa: “Something I couldn’t do for myself.”

Tommy: “Which was?”

Irisa: “He murdered my parents.”

Defiance (s1-ep1)

Irisa: “I’m not trapped in here. If I wanted I could have grabbed your wrist and broke every finger on your hand and taken the keycard for the cell, which you left hanging on your belt. Before you knew what was happening, I would have been out of this cage, separating your head from the rest of you with one of my blades.”

Tommy: “What is wrong with you?”

Irisa: “You wanted conversion.”

Defiance (s1-ep1)

Nolan: “You do nice work doc.”

Doc Yewll: “I appreciate the compliment. Also appreciate prompt payment.”

Nolan: “Yeah, uh, see we were um robbed. I know I got something around here.”

Doc Yewll: “Keep it in your pants. Buy the girl a meal. You’ll pay me when you can.”

Doc Yewll: [after Nolan and Irisa leave] “Freaking dead beats.”

Defiance (s1-ep1)

283

“Since then they’ve been yearning for each other across time and space, across dimensions. This isn’t a ghost story. This is a love story. Sorry.”

The Doctor – Dr. Who (s7-ep10)

“Not everything ends. Not love. Not always!”

The Doctor – Dr. Who (s7-ep10)

Clara: “Then what are we? What can we possibly be?”

The Doctor: “You are the only mystery worth solving.”

Dr. Who (s7-ep10)

Professor: “What do you think she is?”

The Doctor: “Not what I thought she’d be.”

Professor: “What did you think she’d be?”

The Doctor: “Fun.”

Dr. Who (s7-ep10)

“Whiskey is the eleventh most disgusting thing ever invented.”

Clara – Dr. Who (s7-ep10)

284

The last time I checked, sense is no longer common.

–Author & Source Unknown

285

“annahei wait there daddys comeing” “your not my daddy”
-king of the oran host club and annahei
-oran host club

286

Felicity: It feels really good having you inside me. And by you I mean your voice. And by inside me I mean my ear. I’m going to stop talking right now.

Oliver: That would be my preference.

–Arrow

287

Derek: “Are you suggesting we become fun buddies?”

Selena: “As long as you never say fun buddies again.”

The Client List (s2-ep6)

“People think it’s the lack of monogamy that breaks tears marriages apart, but it’s the lack of trust. I can’t imagine finding out that the person you share your life with has been living a lie.”

Client – The Client List (s2-ep6)

288

“And so we begin.”

Joe - The Following (s1-ep9)

“Sorry about your friends though. They’re kinda dead.”

Ryan - The Following (s1-ep9)

“You don’t find us. We find you. And we’re everywhere.”

David - The Following (s1-ep8)

“You’re inconsistent and extreme. Nobody knows how to respond to you”

Mike - The Following (s1-ep9)

289

Kenzi: “I love you.”

Bruce: “I love you too, Kenzi.”

Kenzi: “I was talking to the car.”

Lost Girl (s3-ep13)

“Sorry, I don’t think Doctor Frankenbitch is here.”

Tamsin - Lost Girl (s3-ep13)

“If your father was here he would kill them all and then resurrect them and then kill them again.”

Aife - Lost Girl (s3-ep13)

Bo: “I’m here to get Dyson and no mad scientist can stop me.”

Lauren: “How about a sane one?”

Lost Girl (s3-ep13)

“I have some very specific questions about the succuslut’s lineage.”

The Morrigan - Lost Girl (s3-ep13)

Bo: “Well, they’ll be out of luck, I don’t wear underwear.”

Tamsin: “Good to know.”

Lost Girl (s3-ep13)

“Uh, bad guy. Like Voldemort bad.”

Amanda - Lost Girl (s3-ep13)

“I swear, Tamsin, I’ll kill you if you don’t wake up.”

Bo - Lost Girl (s3-ep13)

290

“There may be things I can’t change but I’m not giving up. I know when something’s worth fighting for.”

Dixon - Vegas (s1-ep18)

“Best way to get a dog to drop a bone, give him a steak.”

Savino - Vegas (s1-ep18)

Katherine: “I’m sorry if it seems like I haven’t been in your corner lately.”

Ralph: “Sweet, Katherine. You’re always welcomed back.”

Vegas (s1-ep18)

“They’re like monks. They don’t drink, smoke, or gamble. What’s the point of living?”

Red - Vegas (s1-ep18)

“Make sure you realize what you’re doing and who you’re doing it to. My advice, walk away now while you still have a chance.”

Mia - Vegas (s1-ep18)

291

McGarrett: What happened to you, Mom? What happened to the woman who used to make fried bologna sandwiches, and was on the PTA, and showed me how to paddle an outrigger and used to teach me magic tricks? Where did she go?

McGarrett: Listen, three retirees launching a covert op? How do you think that’s gonna go down?

–Hawaii Five-0

292

Miles: “If you go anywhere near him I will bash your little boy band face in.”

Jason: “What’s a boy band?”

Revolution (s1-ep13)

293

Belle: “I’m not going to stand by and watch you kill a man.”

Rumpelstiltskin: “You’re welcomed to sit if you like.”

Once Upon A Time (s2-ep19)

“You can’t know what’s in a person’s heart unless you truly know them.”

Lacey - Once Upon A Time (s2-ep19)

“What the hell happened to you? You raid the back of Ruby’s closet?”

Granny - Once Upon A Time (s2-ep19)

David: “You want me to help you?”

Mr. Gold: “Well I’m certainly not here for the over priced lasagna.”

Once Upon A Time (s2-ep19)

“I’m sorry, do I look like a one handed pirate with a pistol?”

Regina - Once Upon A Time (s2-ep19)

“You always brought out the best in me and right now I need that.”

Mr. Gold (to Belle) - Once Upon A Time (s2-ep19)

294

Catherine: “Now that we’ve got that taken care of, how do you plan on doing this? Because all I’ve got is a pack of gum, some Dramamine, and a wry smile.”

Steve: “I’m working on it.”

Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep20)

Catherine: “Steve, I’m going with you.”

Steve: “Absolutely not.”

Catherine: “Well, I’m not asking for your permission.”

Steve: “It doesn’t matter, you’re not going anywhere.”

Catherine: “Hey, look, let’s forgo the whole John Wayne, “it’s too dangerous for a little lady” speech, okay? You’re gonna need support, I’ve done three tours of Kabul, and I’m just as qualified as you are when it comes to taking care of myself.”

Steve: “Yes, you are.”

Catherine: “Good. Then you also know I’m not very good at taking “no” for an answer.”

Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep20)

Freddie: “Who packed this chute for you? It’s not gonna open.”

Steve: “It’s only six miles down, I’ll grab your legs.”

Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep20)

Danny: “Why would a tourist want to be put in a cage, and then dumped in shark-infested waters? It makes no sense.”

Steve: “Because they’re on vacation. They want some excitement, they want some adventure.”

Danny: “What they need is some therapy.”

Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep19)

Danny: “So they just go up to the shark and shoot him between the eyes? That doesn’t seem very fair.”

Steve: “Now you’re on the shark’s side?”

Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep19)

“We’ve been working on getting you a public defender, but no one can believe you’re this stupid.”

Danny - Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep19)

Steve: “Book him, Kono.”

Danny: “Oh! Where’s the love?”

Hawaii Five-O (s3-ep19)

295

296

“I’ve been called a lot of things in my life but a sweet so and so isn’t one of 'em.”

Selena – The Client List (s2-ep11)

“I didn’t storm out. I walked out forcefully.”

Riley – The Client List (s2-ep10)

“If it’s the booty callin’, it’s not a booty call.”

Shelby – The Client List (s2-ep9)

“You know, I’m not saying that I have any right or that it’s even logical, but the thought of you with another man destroys me.”

Kyle – The Client List (s2-ep9)

297

Egon: There is something very important that I forgot to tell you.

Venkman: What?

Egon: Don’t cross the streams.

Venkman: Why?

Egon: It would be bad.

Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing… what do you mean bad?

Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light!

Ray: Total protonic reversal!

Venkman: And, that’s bad. OK… important safety tip… thanks Egon.

[size=4]Dr. Egon Spengler, Dr. Peter Venkman & Dr. Raymond “Ray” Stantz – Ghostbusters[/size]

298

Tommy: “I don’t understand why we’re just letting him go.”

Irisa: “He wanted to create a Messiah. Now he has to go back selling rocks. That’s the worse punishment for him, an ordinary life.”

Defiance (s1-ep5)

Nolan: “Now, can I trust you to be good girl and behave yourself while I’m gone?”

Irisa: “Probably not.”

Nolan: “There’s my girl.”

Defiance (s1-ep5)

Nolan: “You know I had my eye on the wrong snake. You’re the dangerous one.”

Stahma: “You’re very sweet.”

Defiance (s1-ep4)

299

Jim: “That’s easy; she died of a broken heart.”

Daniel: “I don’t think a broken heart is an actual cause of death.”

Jim: “Have yours broken a few times and get back to me with that.”

The Glades (s4-ep1)

Colleen: “This one’s pretty gruesome.”

Carlos: “How gruesome?”

Colleen: “Well let me put it to you this way, have you ever heard me use that word before?”

The Glades (s4-ep1)

300

Tobias: Then why did you invite me for dinner?
Hannibal: Because I was going to kill you. I didn’t poison your dinner. I wouldn’t do that to food.

–Hannibal

301

Steve: “Wait, Pete and Myka get a dagger and we get a plague? Why don’t we stop being the B-Team?”

Claudia: “We are not the B-Team fool, we are the second A-Team.”

Warehouse 13 (s4-ep10)

“Stop. You had me at you’ll be dead.”

Steve - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep10)

“I’m definitely going to be one of those agents that go crazy.”

Pete - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep10)