Ryan: Sorry about your friends though. They’re kinda dead.
–The Following
“Friendly competition, my ass.”
Wes Craven – Castle (s5 – ep17)
“You’re a cop. I’m a cop… helper.”
Castle - Castle (s5 – ep17)
“Evil spirits don’t kill. People do.”
Beckett - Castle (s5 – ep17)
Nick (to Boyd): I love the way you talk, using 40 words when four will do.
–Justified
Sheldon: Is there any reason you’re keeping this dead goldfish?
Penny: Damn, I forgot to feed him and that I had him.
Sheldon: Well, now, did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party’s over! Party’s over!
–The Big Bang Theory
Steve: “I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.”
Danny: “No, I’m not… my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.”
Hawaii Five-0 s3-ep18)
Danny: “I’m not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.”
Steve: “Ivana Kiss?”
Danny: “Yeah, her parents must be very proud.”
Hawaii Five-0 (s3-ep18)
“Hey, Max, why are you turning our victim into a member of the Blue Man Group?”
Danny - Hawaii Five-0 (s3-ep18)
Catherine: “I don’t want to get in the way of your date with Danny.”
Steve: “It’s not a man date!”
Hawaii Five-0 (s3-ep17)
“Fantasy Football’s Dungeons & Dragons for sports geeks.”
Steve - Hawaii Five-0 (s3-ep17)
Danny: “I’m gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.”
Steve: “It’s for a case.”
Danny: “A bar-case.”
Hawaii Five-0 (s3-ep17)
“You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan… it’s like the Capulets dating the Montagues.”
Danny - Hawaii Five-0 (s3-ep17)
“Work with you is harrowing enough. I don’t need you hunting me for sport.”
Hawaii Five-0 (s3-ep17)
“When I put over easy on the menu I was talking about the eggs.”
Granny – Once Upon a Time (s2-ep17)
“You had a whole curse worth of vengeance and what did it get you? A gaping hole in your heart.”
Rumplestiltskin - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep17)
“What good is a new life if you don’t have anyone to share it with?”
Regina - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep17)
Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.
Bones: [to jeweler] We have a deal that he will never ask me to marry him. And when the time comes to marry, which I do not foresee, he believes that I will ask him.
–Bones
We started it, we finish it. We’re nothing but a warring species, and I don’t want any part of it.
John Carter – John Carter
Oliver: Is there any chance she could have scored the drugs in here?
Tommy: Doubt it. I tried not to hire too many drug dealers.
–Arrow
Producer Samuel Goldwyn: We’ve got to get some new blood around here. I want to sign up a young writer, talented but completely unknown, who’ll bring us new ideas and a fresh viewpoint.
Assistant Miriam Howell: I know just the man for you… a young playwright by the name of John Patrick.
Producer Samuel Goldwyn: Never heard of him. Who else can you come up with?
Elizabeth: “I’m sorry I didn’t kill you. That’s my apology.”
Claudia: “Better luck next time.”
The Americans (s1–ep7)
Philip: “The boy? Is he real?”
Irina: “Only duty and honor are real, Misha. Isn’t that what we were told?”
The Americans (s1–ep7)
“I don’t give a rat’s ass what you do to me, Lady KGB. Put me out of my misery please. I’m dead already.”
Sanford - The Americans (s1–ep7)
“We just need to know what we need to know.”
Elizabeth - The Americans (s1–ep8)
Bo: “What if I’m drooling and have back hair?”
Kenzi: “We will get you waxed. You will always be my girl, Bo. Even if you come out of there with a dong.”
Lost Girl (s3-ep9)
“See that’s the thing. I’ve never been big on rules. That is who I am. That is my true self.”
Bo - Lost Girl (s3-ep9)
Mrs. Davis: Roots?
Sheldon: The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family.
Mrs. Davis: Why would you think this is an appropriate gift?
Sheldon: Umm. Well … You are black, right?
–The Big Bang Theory
“If we’re going to go down, let’s go down in a blaze of glory.”
Ivy – Smash (s2–ep6)
Tom: “Let me be you.”
Karen: “Great.”
Smash (s2–ep6)
“I’m not your Marilyn. She is.”
Karen to Tom - Smash (s2–ep6)
“She’s straight out of a Carrie Underwood song.”
Esposito - Castle (s5-ep21)
Castle: “You know how I get when I’m gaming. I’m like Gretzky.”
Beckett: “Well, at least Gretzky knew how to score.”
Castle (s5-ep21)
“The things you notice when you’re paying attention.”
Beckett – Castle (s5-ep21)
“Would you rather play with a kid in an imaginary world or me in a real world?”
Beckett – Castle (s5-ep21)
“Shouldn’t you be wearing a short skirt for this? That’s the rule.”
Castle – Castle (s5-ep20)
Castle: “She’s still not taking my calls.”
Beckett: “Can you blame her Castle, you practically turned her into a smurf.”
Castle (s5-ep20)
Castle: “Did you see how that gorilla looked at me?”
Beckett: "I think it was lust actually Castle. You are ruggedly handsome.”
Castle (s5-ep20)
“Vicious, blood thirsty, old folks, is that your theory?”
Castle – Castle (s5-ep20)
Riley: “What are you, like 15?”
Evan: “When I’m with you!”
The Client List (s2-ep2)
Riley: “I mean, I am one step away from being a guest on Jerry Springer.”
Lacey: “I love that show! I do!”
The Client List (s2-ep2)
“That would be the Christian thing to do. But, I’m spiritually adrift. As far as I’m concerned, I never met you. You never gave me a bag of cash. And my suggestion is next time, pick a man worth standing by.”
Mick - The Client List (s2-ep2)
“Well, how do you hire a therapist to do, ya know, what you do?”
Lacey - The Client List (s2-ep2)
Riley: “You know, some girls would get their feelings hurt because you cry, Walter.”
Walter: “I know, that’s why you’re my favorite. You get me.”
The Client List (s2-ep2)
“I know it’s hard but, get over yourself.”
Alfredo (to Sherlock) - Elementary (s1-ep19)
“If you’re going to wallow, you have to do it in the privacy of your own room.”
Sherlock - Elementary (s1-ep18)
“I just have one question… What kind of name is Sherlock?”
Joan - Elementary (s1-ep18)
Sherlock: “Which is why I am considering possibility two.”
Watson (looks at board): “It’s blank.”
Sherlock: “Possibility two has stubbornly refused to reveal itself.”
Watson: “Well keep staring at the wall, I’m sure it’s hiding in there somewhere.”
Elementary (s1-ep17)
Sherlock: “Strain yourself to be alert to the bizarre and the unusual; that which has no place in any given picture.”
Watson: “Like that stretch limo with the driver staring straight at us?”
Elementary (s1-ep17)
“If you can’t beat God, become him?”
Graham - Hannibal (s1-ep4)
“I am nothing like your Dad.”
Lecter - Hannibal (s1-ep3)
“It’s the inevitability of there being a man so bad that killing him felt good.”
Lecter - Hannibal (s1-ep2)
Crawford: “Then help me find some evidence.”
Graham: “That may require me to be social.”
Hannibal (s1-ep1)
Graham: “What are you smiling at?”
Lecter: “Peaking behind the curtain, I’m just curious how the FBI goes about its business when it’s not kicking in doors.”
Hannibal (s1-ep1)
Lecter: “What are we looking for?”
Graham: “At this stage, anything really, but mostly anything peculiar.”
Hannibal (s1-ep1)
Marcus Crassus: I crave worthy appraisal of my adversary. One I shall meet in the field of battle.
Laeta: Spartacus seems… not the beast one would form thought of.
Marcus Crassus: And, in place of horns and sharpened claws?
Laeta: A wounded heart yearning to balance scale.
Marcus Crassus: I know of his wife and his thirst to avenge her death.
Laeta: But, he is not consumed by a thirst for blood. Perhaps he stood as such once. But now… he fights for what he believes is just.
Marcus Crassus: There is no cause more dangerous.
Laeta: He will not stop. I don’t believe he could even if he so wished it.
Marcus Crassus: Then he and I stand the same. Each believes himself the hero. We are the villain. It is for history to decide who is mistaken. Until such a day, we shall play our parts on fortune’s stage. As each of us must.
[size=4]Marcus Crassus & Laeta – Spartacus: War of the Damned[/size]
“I thought even America knew that covert wars have rules. I was wrong.”
Claudia – The Americans (s1-ep11)
“Sometimes the smartest officers do the stupidest things.”
Claudia – The Americans (s1-ep11)
“They kill us. We kill them. That’s the world that we live in.”
Agent Gaad– The Americans (s1-ep11)