Will: “I feel like I have dragged you into my world.”
Hannibal: “No, I got here on my own, but I appreciate the company.”
Hannibal (s1-ep7)
“Psychopaths are not crazy. They are fully aware of what they do and the consequences of those actions.”
Hannibal - Hannibal (s1-ep7)
“The only thing wrong with the Monroe Republic is Monroe himself.”
Tom - Revolution (s1-ep19)
“What makes you think that I’m in it to help people? I want power so Monroe’s enemies can wipe him off the map. I want to kill the man who killed my son, that’s it.”
Rachel – Revolution (s1-ep17)
“Go on use my ring. I won’t have the entire world upstage my big death scene.”
Professor Sutton - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep11)
Myka: “You saved me.”
Professor Sutton: “Well as I said, beautiful women are my fatal flaw.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep11)
Myka: “So you’re like 300 years old?”
Professor Sutton: “514 actually, I moisturize”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep11)
Pete: “You’re like really really old, with a lot more reallys. What are you like a Vampire?”
Professor Sutton: “Oh please, vampires are for gothic novels.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep11)
Claudia: “Holy metaphor, Artie’s brain is…”
Steve: “The warehouse. I can’t say I’m surprised.”
Claudia: “I figured it had to either be this or a magical land made entirely of doughnuts.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep11)
Tommy: There she blows, Captain, two points off the starboard bow.
Nolan: Stop reading Moby Dick.
Tommy: It’s enriching.
Nolan: It’s annoying.
–Defiance
Claudia: “Are you ok?”
Pete: “I got dirt in places where dirt should never be.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep12)
“Go with Pete they say, you’ll love it, sunshine and fresh air. [Slaps a bug on her neck] Why am I so delicious to you?”
Claudia [talking to herself] - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep12)
Pete: “Special Agent Pete Lattimer, Secret Service.”
Ranger Smith: “Secret Service? That is very cool. I’m a Ranger Abbott Smith.”
Pete: “Hey hey Mr. Ranger Sir [Yogi Bear impersonation] I’m sorry, you must get that all the time. Hey hey Boo Boo [Yogi Bear impersonation].”
Ranger Smith: Nah, can’t say that I do. “
Pete: “No? The cartoon?”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep12)
Pete: “An ATV!! Ah man, I love ATVs! Hey Myks do you think the warehouse can get one decked out?”
Myka: “No.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep12)
Pete: “One time an artifact made me think I slept with Myka.”
Myka: “Pete!”
Pete: “Exactly.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep12)
“Is it so hard to believe that I buy into the fairy tale? That I would want a best friend, a partner to fall in love with and grow old with?”
Selena - The Client List (s2-ep12)
“I don’t mean to be a fuss, you know, but this has got to be right. This is my chance for a fresh start.”
Georgia - The Client List (s2-ep12)
“What? I’m not laughing at you I’m laughing with the horse.”
Claudia - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep14)
“Listen, if you ever mistreat a horse again I’ll send you to a glue factory. Tell all your friends.”
Claudia - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep14)
Phil: “Did he just call it a dome?”
Dodee: “Yeah.”
Under the Dome (s1-ep1)
“Stuck in a giant fish bowl. I used to have fish. Goldfish. But, then one of them got sick and the other one… the other one ate him. Did you know that Goldfish did that?”
Angie - Under the Dome (s1-ep1)
“I get my news online like everyone else, sweetheart.”
Mrs. Grinnell - Under the Dome (s1-ep1)
Steve: “This building is old and falling apart.”
Artie: “We have that in common!”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep15)
Claudia: “Great, well that explains everything! Except for the part where you said the Warehouse automatically expands.”
Artie: “That’s right, surprise!”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep15)
“Yeah, let’s shoot some goo up there… I’m so glad Pete’s not here.”
Claudia - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep15)
“You’re not crazy. We are.”
Pete - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep15)
HG: “Briggs is mine.”
Pete: “Hey, no killing! Myka will be super pissed.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep15)
Holly: I used to be like that but it turns out I didn’t like men.
Gail: Well, I don’t think I like men either.
Holly: I mean I’m a lesbian.
Gail: Oh, I mean I hate people.
==Rookie Blue
Pete: “Grip strength is the first muscle to go.”
Myka: “Oh, I know how important that is to you.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep17)
“The problem with hiding things behind glass doors is that you can see through them.”
Claudia - Warehouse 13(s4-ep16)
Pete: “Okay wait a minute he dumped you? Why would anyone do that? I mean look at you: looks, brains, taste, a deep knowledge of guns and blowing things up. What’s not to love?”
Myka: “Do you need us to hate him? Because we can hate him.”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep16)
Artie: “Pete, moderate your Comic-Con panel later!”
Myka: “What’s Comic-Con?”
Warehouse 13 (s4-ep18)
“Twenty miles of Warehouse and I find the one dead end!”
Claudia - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep18)
“Oh, I’m fine. The floor broke my fall!”
Artie - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep18)
“I would have guessed 1508. What’s your secret? Oil of Olay?”
Pete - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep19)
“It’s nice to know that even grumpy, jaded Arthur Nielsen can still be surprised by endless wonder.”
Mrs. Frederick - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep19)
“Not so fast Emperor Palpatine!”
Pete - Warehouse 13 (s4-ep19)
Jane: Why are you yelling?
Frankie: Because I didn’t want to scare you.
Giovanni: What are you guys doing here?
Jane: Well, they make us show up when there’s a dead guy.
–Rizzoli & Isles
Cyclops (to Wolverine) from Wolverine and the X-Men #36