Favorite Other Quotes

Just an old proverb that I always liked: One to make it, two to break it, three to carry it away.

“One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them.”

I think this is what it goes since I am only half thinking about it

You were close.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

“You’re boring me to death and I’m already dead. You’re boring me back to death!”

Zombie commuter, Starburst “Contradictions” commercial.

Haissan wrote:

[quote]“One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them.”

I think this is what it goes since I am only half thinking about it[/quote]

I think that was how they quoted it in Clerks II.

ShawnMerrow wrote:

[quote]You were close.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.[/quote]

FUCK!

Sorry, I got a headache.

“That’ll be the day” … John Wayne as Ethan Edwards in “The Searchers”

“Why don’t nobody tell me these things?!” - Walter Brennan as Stumpy in Rio Bravo

I could probably list dozens of Wayne movie quotes, though.

“It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up” - Fry, Futurama, “The Why Of Fry” I believe, the ep with the parasites invading his body anyhow.

rebecca1/2 wrote:

[quote]“That’ll be the day” … John Wayne as Ethan Edwards in “The Searchers”

“Why don’t nobody tell me these things?!” - Walter Brennan as Stumpy in Rio Bravo

I could probably list dozens of Wayne movie quotes, though.[/quote]

My favorite John Wayne quote:

George Washington McLintock: [through gritted teeth after knocking Jones down] Now, we’ll all calm down!

Drago: Take it easy, boss, he’s just a little excited, that’s all.

George Washington McLintock: I know, I know. I’m gonna use good judgment. I haven’t lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed… and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth.

But I won’t…

I won’t…

The HELL I won’t!
[belts Jones in the mouth]

Froggy wrote:

[quote]Haissan wrote:

[quote]“One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them.”

I think this is what it goes since I am only half thinking about it[/quote]

I think that was how they quoted it in Clerks II.[/quote]

They said "One Ring to Rule them all/One ring to find the/One ring to bring them all/And in the darkness bind them"
It’s my favorite scene from Clerks II, and so I have it pretty much memorized. Speaking of which, one of my favorite quotes from that scene…

"Alright look, there’s only one return okay? and it ain’t “of the king”, it’s “of the Jedi”.

Video [strike]Very[/strike] Extremely NSFW, but hilarious anyway

Hornet65 wrote:

[quote]They said "One Ring to Rule them all/One ring to find the/One ring to bring them all/And in the darkness bind them"
It’s my favorite scene from Clerks II, and so I have it pretty much memorized. Speaking of which, one of my favorite quotes from that scene…

"Alright look, there’s only one return okay? and it ain’t “of the king”, it’s “of the Jedi”.
[/quote]

Both Clerks movies were great! That was one of my favorite scenes too, so I knew the quote was pretty close. Jay doing the scene from Silence of the Lambs made me laugh so hard I teared up! :laugh:

[Lone Starr and Vespa are about to kiss when Dot Matrix sounds an alarm.]

Dot Matrix: We’ll have none of that mister! [to Vespa]: How far did he get? What’d he touch, what’d he touch?

Vespa: Nothing happened!

Lone Starr: [annoyed] What the hell was that?

Dot Matrix: That was my Virgin Alarm. It’s programmed to go off before you do.

from Spaceballs

“Japan is a culture of wrappers, of postcards and books, of concealed jealousies and desires. Layer upon layer to peel through, only to get to more wrappers. As well as creating privacy, this creates a curious mystery. Nothing is spelled out; it must be discovered. There is an unseen drama in the shadows which hide as well as describe. It is important in Japanese to talk around the subject; something is lost in being direct. If the area around the subject is described and defined, then what you have left is the thing intact; not broken down, but as it actually exists…”

–Barbra Esher on Japan, as quoted in The Visionary Pinhole, by Lauren Smith, Peregrine Smith Books, 1985.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: …because they’re made of… wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!.. It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
Peasant 2: …A witch!

“Out, damn’d spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then 'tis time to do’t.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our pow’r to accompt?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?”

Lady Macbeth - Shakespeare’s Macbeth

“I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!”
- Hedley Lamarr from Blazing Saddles

“Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. This stuff was no better than grade four.”

Oscar, in Glory Road (Robert A. Heinlein)

[after a burst of gunfire from the Mystery Woman, Jake climbs to his feet, covered in mud from the tunnel floor]

Jake: It’s good to see you, sweetheart.

Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with 300 friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you and your brother.

[Jake falls to his knees]

Jake: Oh, please, don’t kill us. Please, please don’t kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn’t leave ya. It wasn’t my fault.

Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

Jake: No I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]

**Mystery Woman: **Oh, Jake… Jake, honey…

[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss]

Jake: [to Elwood] Let’s go.

[He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]

Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her] Take it easy.

From *The Blues Brothers *

“When you’re a clown, nobody takes you seriouslaaaay.”

-Mel Gibson, South Park

you know what? catch it catch it with your teeth!

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