Favorite Other Quotes

Ren and Stimpy Quotes:

Ren: At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy: Thousands of miles beneath the earth’s crust.
Ren: Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy: We could make them take the oath!
Ren: Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That’s it, you’re in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they’re OK. Show them the stuff.


Powdered Toast Man: Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
The Pope: Both of them?


Man-Eating Village Idiot: Thou doth possess a great wealth of ignorance.

You know what depresses me about that quote?

Ren and Stimpy will be 20 years old next year and I can remember watching the premier at my grandmothers house (because we didn’t have cable yet.)

Ms. Flamiel: "Yakko, can you conjugate?"
Yakko: "Who, me? I never even kissed a girl."
Ms. Flamiel: "No no no! It’s easy. I’ll conjugate with you."
Yakko:Goodnight, everybody!
- Animaniacs

“When you were my students, I said you would amount to nothing and I was right. YOU’RE NOTHING!”

– Miss Bitters, Invader Zim

“That was squeezing arm! They took my squeezing arm! Why my squeezing arm???”

– Zim’s robot father, Invader Zim

“Can’t you see this women is suffering from severe pokey trauma?”

–students mother, Invader Zim

“Let’s make biscuits!”

Gir, Invader Zim

“Does a 50lb bag of flour make a really big biscuit?”

Geico Auto insurance Commercial

I would like to point out I thought of this before seeing cody’s post…

Morden: "If restoring the Centauri Republic means nothing to you, what does? What do you want?"
Vir Cotto:I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave, like this:
[He gives Morden a mockingly cheerful finger waggle.]
Vir:Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?
- Babylon 5 S2 ep. 16 “In the Shadow of Z’ha’dum”

This one still makes me smile.

Adam: What are your qualifications?
Betelgeuse: Ah. Well…
I attended Juilliard…
I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school.
I travel quite extensively.
I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.
I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT 167 TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT…
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY…
NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?

Beetlejuice

Prosecutor: "Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?"
Stern: "I am."
Prosecutor:Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape…
[pauses to check rap sheet]
Prosecutor: "… and one moving violation. How do you plead?"
Stern: “*Not guilty. *”
- Heavy Metal

Nothing short of Shakespeare.

Dale: Okay, without even thinking about it, just say it. If you were a chick who’s the one guy you’d have sex with?
Dale and Brennan: John Stamos!
Dale: What!
Brennan: Did we just become best friends?
Dale: Yup!
Brennan: You wanna do karate in the basement?
Dale: Yup!

-Step Brothers (film)

Elwood Blues:It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Police Dispatcher:Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers… has been approved.

- Blues Brothers

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe]
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I’m so wasted!

Jeff Spicoli: [driving and stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.

“Come, partake in the healing nectar that is my thousand year old blood.” As much as I love True Blood, you have to lol at some of the lines.

Wow! That is some poetry worthy of George Lucas…lol

Don’t even get me started on the “hard water”.

Hey, that one is a classic!

unyaa

underside of the heavenly kitten paw

“I will make all the men I love kings. I will make you a king. I will have many young kings, with round, strong arms; and when I am tired of them, I will whip them to death; but you shall always be my king: my nice, kind wise, proud old king.”

Cleopatra to Caesar - Caesar and Cleopatra By George Bernard Shaw

“The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.”

George Bernard Shaw - Pygmalion (preface)

Megabyte:I’ve always wanted to do that…
- ReBoot ep. 11 - Talent Night

“Your gravest mistake wasn’t failing to find the answer. You can’t find the right answer if you ask the wrong questions.”

Woo-Jin Lee in Old Boy

HEllo, my name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Inego Montoya