The Guards: "Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!"
Dorothy: "The broom! May we have it?"
Guard Captain: “Please. And take it with you.”
(from The Wizard of Oz)
So… was there a point where they were going to give it to her, but not let her take it with her?
“I am dying, Egypt, dying.”
Antony to Cleopatra – Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
But, brothers, this biting of their toe-nails over what is ... the cause of badness is what turns me into a fine laughing malchick. They don't go into the cause of goodness, so why the other shop? If lewdies are good that's because they like it, and I wouldn't ever interfere with their pleasures, and so of the other shop. And I was patronizing the other shop. More, badness is of the self, the one, the you or me on our oddy knockies, and that self is made by old Bog or God and is his great pride and radosty. But the not-self cannot have the bad, meaning they of the government and the judges and the schools cannot allow the bad because they cannot allow the self. And is not our modern history, my brothers, the story of brave malenky selves fighting these big machines? I am serious with you, brothers, over this. But what I do I do because I like to do.
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"It may not be nice to be good, little 6655321. ... It may be horrible to be good. And when I say that to you I realize how self-contradictory that sounds. I know I shall have many sleepless nights about this. What does God want? Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses the bad perhaps in some ways better than a man who has the good imposed upon him? Deep and hard questions…"Monty Python and the Holy Grail
GUARD: You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called
Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal
food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother
was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
*Boy:*What planet do you come from? Can we go there?
Maj. Sheppard: I’m afraid not. We come from a galaxy far, far away.
Stargate Atlantis (Rising)
Dr. McKay: Word of caution? The whole “Captain Kirk” routine is problematic to say the least, let alone morally dubious.
Maj. Sheppard: What routine?
Dr. McKay: The romancing of the alien priestess? It’s very 1967 of you.
Stargate Atlantis (Sanctuary)
Dr. McKay: I’m not sure I can fix this.
Dr. Grodin: You can fix anything.
Dr. McKay: Who told you that?
Dr. Grodin: You did. On several occasions.
Stargate Atlantis (The Siege)
One of my guiding life philosophies that I hold close to my heart.
[size=5]The Warrior Creed[/size]
Robert L. Humphrey
(Marine Rifle Platoon Commander on Iwo Jima & Bujinkan 10th Dan)
*Wherever I go,
everyone is a little bit safer because I am there.
Wherever I am,
anyone in need has a friend.
Whenever I return home,
everyone is happy I am there.
“It’s a better life!”*
Aunt Wu: Care to hear your fortune, handsome?
Iroh: At my age there is really only one big surprise left, and I’d just as soon leave it a mystery.
Avatar: The Last Airbender - Chapter 15: Bato of the Water Tribe
Castle: “What’s the strangest pet you ever had?”
Beckett: “You.”
Castle (ep: Murder Most Fowl)
“I can’t sit in the chair, you don’t seem to understand, I break things like that.”
“That chair has survived thousands of years under the Antarctic ice, I think it’ll survive you.”
Doctor Beckett speaking to a tech, Stargate Atlantis Episode Rising.
Serenity
Kaylee Frye: Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can’t know that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
“It’s not everyday you see one of those” I forgot the movie but I love the quote and the thing is when i watched the movie I thought … "Your right you don’t… but i wish i did! :laugh:
candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
Thats great. =.= bring the guy who’s trying to KILL us =.=
Avatar the last airbender saka? (sp?) :silly:
“First of all, we’re no longer Santa. This is a home invasion.”
-Stewie, Family Guy (Season 9)
See “That’s Just Wrong” for more
Cold Comfort Farm - Ada Doom: “I saw something nasty in the woodshed!”
Batman (1989)
The Joker: [talking to a gargoyle] What are you laughin’ at?
The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
The Joker: Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Vicki Vale: You’re insane!
Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!
The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bruce Wayne: What?
The Joker: I always ask that of all my prey. I just… like the sound of it.
The Joker: [fuming] Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
Bruce Wayne: It’s Japanese.
Knox: How do you know?
Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.
Bruce Wayne: You’re a real nice girl, and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.
The Ten Commandments (1956)
“Harden yourself against subordinates. Have no friend. Trust no woman.”
Seti I (Cedric Hardwicke)
“So it shall it be written, so it shall be done.”
Ramses II (Yul Brenner)
“You will be my wife. You will come to me whenever I call you, and I will enjoy that very much. Whether you enjoy it or not is entirely your own affair… But I think you will.”
Ramese II (Yul Brenner) to Nefretiri (Anne Baxter)
“You will be mine, like my dog, or my horse, or my falcon, except that I shall love you more - and trust you less.”
Ramese II (Yul Brenner) to Nefretiri (Anne Baxter)
Ally Bank-Studio commercial
“Yeaahh…don’t do that.”
Record producer.
McDonald’s
“Charlie never wins… He entered a drawing once, only to lose, twice.”
“Procrastination is like masturbation - It feels good at first, but in the end, you realize you just ****ed yourself.”
I honestly cannot remember where I heard this, but it just popped in my head today for some odd reason. :S