“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino
“All of my instincts and training tell me to use this as a weapon.” - Mac (while swinging hockey stick) from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Drill Sergeant - “GUMP!!! WHAT’S YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY!!!”
Forrest Gump - “To do whatever you tell me to drill sergeant”
“I like my men tall, handsome, and dead.”
Xev - Lexx
“You’re right, Stan, I do need you, I need your magic hand guiding this ship around this universe, so I can find myself a real man.”
Xev - Lexx
“You may still only be a head, 790, but you’re the best head I ever had.”
Xev - Lexx
“I am the Lexx. The most powerful destructive weapon in the two universes. Stanley Tweedle is my captain. I blow up planets for him.”
The Lexx - Lexx
“Say, do you have any well-built male bodies without heads?”
790 - Lexx
“I have not been aroused for 6000 years.”
Kai - Lexx
“The dead do not squeeze and please.”
Kai - Lexx
Terrorist-“I see you’re no stranger to pain.”
Colonel -“I’ve been married.[pause] Twice!”
"I’m a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on prozac."
Kyle Broflovski - South Park
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
Bender - Futurama
Prince Albert: "I just got your note. I was riding."
Queen Victoria: "Sit, please."
Prince Albert: "The park is marvelous."
Queen Victoria: "I’m so pleased you like it. I do want you to feel quite at home… I’m sure you’re aware why I wished you to come here. Because it would make me happier than anything, too happy really, if you would agree to what I wish."
Prince Albert: "And stay with you?"
Queen Victoria: "And stay with me."
Prince Albert: "And marry you?"
Queen Victoria: “And marry me!”
–The Young Victoria
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Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F. Kennedy
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
W.B. Yeats
“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.” -William Shakespeare
“Wisdom too often never comes, and so one ought not to reject it merely because it comes late” - Felix Frankfurter
“You’re like a little Pac-man in cargo pants.”
Detective Sgt. Daniel “Danny” “Danno” Williams – Hawaii Five-0
Highsmith & Danson “You thinking what I’m thinking?” “Aim for the bushes.” - The Other Guys
“Rabbits can predict the future, but they’ll only tell you about it if you’re a schizophrenic teenager who stops taking his medication.”
Entertainment Weekly, regarding Donnie Darko
“Wait a minute there’s a sack of money missing. It’s like someone stole of my babies. Except that baby is made of money, instead of useless baby meat.” - Big T. Larrity
“Silly rabbit trix are for kids.”
“Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?”
- Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
And I love this one from the trailer of On Stranger Tides:
“Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names.” :laugh:
“I’m no hero, never was, never will be. I’m just a old killer hired to do some wet work.” - Solid Snake
Woman on airplane: “If you’re the best England has to offer, then God help you.”
Gwen Cooper: “I’m Welsh.”
(Gwen slugs the unidentified woman in the jaw.)
Torchwood: Miracle Day trailer