Beckett: “Our victim is Stacy Collins. She’s 45. According to her business card, she’s a high end matchmaker.”
Castle: “Like Millionaire Matchmaker.”
Ryan: “Without the reality show.”
Castle: “Or pulse.”
Ryan: “That too.”
Castle (ep 45 – “Nikki Heat”)
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t stop it from sticking a Lego up its bum…”
Will - The Inbetweeners season 2 ep. 3
Nice Froggy. That show has many a quotable quote.
“BUS WANKERS!” - Jay, episode 10.
“My eyes are burning.” - Will, episode 5.
I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there’s stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I’ve learned to stay away from hens; it’s not pretty when they blow. - David Tennant as the 10th Dr. in the episode Blink.
The Doctor: “Don’t play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand! I’m the Doctor, and you’re in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up.”
Doctor Who, “Forest of the Dead”-Series 4, Episode 9
That was a truly tramatic experience…but im over it now. ~a white tiger from courage the cowardly dog 
“You have failed conclusively. It’s over. And there is nothing that you can do… here in this room, that can turn that around. Nothing you can do that can make up for what you just did to That’s Amore.” - Record Producer, from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.
General Grawl: [to Chuck] Tell us your invasion plans! And don’t bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno’s mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit’s mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all of our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button.
Soldier #1: Uh, General, sir? Am I to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski?
Soldier #2: I shoot Kolski.
General Grawl: No. You shoot Meckavoy.
Soldier #2: Then who shoots Kolski?
Soldier #3: I can shoot myself.
General Grawl: That won’t be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and and graze Corporal Hisk.
—Planet 51
Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I’m warning you!
Sir Robin: What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
This is so funny to me because it seems so real!
Bucky Dornster: [Walks out of storeroom] Excuse Me. [Walks past Bob.]
Bob Burnatt: Hold it right there, pal.
Bucky Dornster: [Turns around] I’m sorry, I’m on lunch break.
Bob Burnatt: Freeze! [Points gun at Bucky.]
Bucky Dornster: [Turns back] OK. Go ahead and shoot. But you’re gonna have to answer to Engineers Local 601 if I don’t get my lunch.
Bob Burnatt: [Turns to Johnny] Is he right? Is he in 601? [Johnny nods.]
Bob Burnatt: Well, I don’t want any trouble with the unions, especially that one. I guess it’s “Bon Appetite!” [Bucky turns and leaves.]
“WKRP in Cincinnati” Season 1, Episode 5 “Hold Up”
rish11 wrote:
[quote]Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I’m warning you!
Sir Robin: What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!
Monty Python & the Holy Grail[/quote]
I love this movie. My cousin never expected… the castle nuns? whatever they are the little “ho-ish” chics. Couldnt stop laughing :silly:
Mo: We’ll be busier than a one armed paper hanger.
Evie: Why are all your metaphores amputation based?
From How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf by Molly Harper.
“Check it out! I’m the Ghost of Christmas- KICK YOUR ASS!”
-Deadpool, Opening taunt from “Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds”
Guru Ant- “I dont know what to do, it’s all because of you,”
Parappa- “You dont know what to do, it’s all because of ME!”
-“Parappa the Rapper 2” Excerpt from the song “BIG” (Mainly Parappa’s quote, Guru Ant’s part is thrown in for emphasis, tykes…)
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum…”
-Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live.
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“Nobody steps on a church in my town!”
Gatchaman4ever wrote:
[quote]“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum…”
-Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live.
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Ha! If you were here about a month ago you would’ve seen this on Cody’s wall.
Maggie: " I let Eli blow so much smoke up my skirt I’m suprised I don’t have ass cancer."
From the book, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf by Molly Harper.
Depression is not sobbing and crying and giving vent, it is plain and simple reduction of feeling…People who keep stiff upper lips find that it’s damn hard to smile. ~
Judith Guest
“One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today.”
–Dale Carnegie
“I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I’m not afraid to look behind them.”
“It’s not the having, it’s the getting.”
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.”
“I have a woman’s body and a child’s emotions.”