“Every second is of infinite value.”
Johann von Goethe
“Oh my God! Were these drapes always this hideous shade?”
Nikola Tesla – Sanctuary (S4-9)
Got to love Nikola Tesla on Sanctuary. :lol:
“Doves are anything but holy.”
- creepy daughter
“They poo on our windows.”
-creepy son
“The Others”
Danny: “Don’t do it, don’t get married.”
Chin Ho: “Thank you for the support.”
Danny: “Just find a woman you hate…”
Everyone Else: “…and buy her a house!”
Hawaii Five-O (S2 - ep 10)
Danny: “The waves keep crashing over and over.”
Steve: “Some would call it soothing Danny.”
Danny: “Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.”
Hawaii Five-O (S2 - ep 9)
“Merry Christmas. You know, I’m flexible this year - naughty or nice.”
Duke - Haven (S2-13)
Elizabeth: “You think they’ll make you serve out your time.”
Jim: “I sure hope not. I’m not scheduled to be released for another 85 million years.”
Terra Nova (ep 1)
“How do you kill a man with a dinosaur?”
Taylor - Terra Nova (ep 6)
Interviewer: “What do you think about the Spice Girls’ music leaking on the Internet?”
Spice Girl Mel B.: “Who’s Lee King?”
Castle: “I always liked your legs, but now I respect them.”
Beckett: “Yours aren’t so bad either. For the next police picnic, we should enter the three legged race.”
Castle (S4-ep10)
“We’re in handcuffs. Kinky.”
Castle - Castle (S4-ep10)
“There is no reality in which I would live in South Dakota.”
Myka - Warehouse 13 (S3-ep13)
“You’re the only woman I know who can make me follow her into a bar.”
Pete - Warehouse 13 (S3-ep13)
Myka: “Let me be perfectly clear, I know places where people would never find your body.”
Pete: “Deal, I’ll even dig the hole.”
Warehouse 13 (S3-ep13)
“Not now Gramps, I’m being awesome.”
Claudia - Warehouse 13 (S3-ep13)
“Everyone knows how tough you are Jo, it’s ok to be a princess ever “once upon a time”.”
Taggart - Eureka (S4-ep21)
“What goes on when I black out? Golly, could I be the nut who’s been butchering all these people? I’ll never get into a good school.”
Chicklet - Psycho Beach Party
have you ever heard a game called paintball? - Freiza
Yea what about it - Piccolo
Well you just have to remove the T - Frieza
I dont get It shot in the leg OOOOOOOOOOOH GOD I GET IT - Piccolo
Dragonball Z Abriged
Misfits - Episode 1/Season 1
Mature Content (or immature, depending on how you look at it)
Nathan: “Did you say you wanted to piss on her tits? It’s probably best to keep that between you and your internet provider.”
This is a really weird BBC show that is running on Hulu. But it has been pretty entertaining so far.
wait a damn minute somethings not right here - Vegeta
Why whats wrong - Gohan
On your planet your green one couldnt even stand up to nappa and now im seeing him take on frieza in his Second Form - Vegeta
Well what do you think it is? - Gohan
Well either frieza hit me so hard that im in a delusional coma or - Vegeta
Or What - Gohan
Or otherwise this is just some bull%$#@ - Vegeta
Dragonball Z Abriged
Amanda: “Men are idiots.”
Maggie:”I know. Sometimes I think women are just…better.”
Pan Am (s1-ep11)
Dean: “So everything, everything I didn’t understand is because you were a spy and I was in the dark.”
Bridget: “Not everything. Women are a conundrum, even when they aren’t spies.”
Pan Am (s1-ep11)
(regarding the Beatles)
Colette: “I hear they are very popular.”
Dean: “They have girl hair.”
Colette: “That doesn’t seem to bother their fans.”
Pan Am (s1-ep10)
-I didn’t realize servants had birthdays, too. it’s a little selfish of you, but I suppose you must have your own little distractions.
-Debora, Dragon Quest IX“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. So when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
The human brain works that way too. It only operates as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. So, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” - Cliff Clavin (cheers)
-Revenge wont help you lay anything new! If you’re gonna lay, lay fresh eggs! Even if you are a male!
Mr. Champloo, Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice