Favorite Other Quotes

Durant: “Mr. Gundersen, Have you ever had your heart ripped out by a woman?”

Gundersen: “I was married once sir, but she run off with a gypsy. My heart was not ripped out, but she did steal my cuckoo clock.”

Hell on Wheels (s1-ep 10)

“This is politics. Perception is reality. The truth won’t matter.”

Castle – Castle (s4-ep12)

Kono: “Good job hiding the wire boss, where did you place it?”

Steve: “Let’s put it this way, once we’re done, he can keep it.”

Hawaii Five-O (s2-ep14)

“Good loses. Good always loses because good has to play fair. Evil doesn’t.”

Henry – Once Upon a Time (s1-ep8)

“Boundaries? That’s not a word you use in a law firm. That’s a word you use in couples therapy.”

Andrew – The Firm (s1-ep3)

" I will show you fear in a handful of dust" - T.S. Eliot

“To go wrong in one’s own way is better then to go right in someone else’s.” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Screw you ghost man i already have perfect attendance so back the hell off…sigh wait if i dont pass the entrance exams tomorrow i am so flunked - Harima School Rumble

“Shoot him, Isabel! He killed my robot!”

Walter – The Finder (s1-pilot)

Sweets: “Do you talk to inanimate objects?”

Walter: “Yes, often. But they never respond…rude.”

The Finder (s1-ep2)

Walter: “What happens if I trip and fall on it?”

Leo: “This is America, we sue.”

The Finder (s1-ep3)

Amanda: “Which glass?”

Ted: “Whichever holds more booze.”

(Pan Am – s1-ep12)

“He’ll be fine. He has to be fine.”

Maggie (on JFK Shooting) – Pan Am (s1-ep12)

Chief: “Have you been hearing any words I’ve been saying?”

Rebecca: “I respect you too much to say “yes.”

Alcatraz (pilot)

“So, you built the bat cave underneath Alcatraz.”

Diego - Alcatraz (pilot)

OMG ive never heard music this horrible in my life - natsu

throws a guitar at natsu - Gajeel

You wanna go metal head? - natsu

SHOOBY DOO DAAAAAAAA - Gajeel

WTH do you think youre doing? - Natsu

its called shooby do da you idiot - Gajeel

Fairy Tail

*-Hmph! Garbage will always be garbage! I’ll beat you using my right hand!

…But even that’s a lie.*

-Mao, Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice

My…my strawberry shortcake - Erza

steps on the cake Cmon men like us never back down from a fight - Elfman

back kick elfman Shut The Hell Up - Erza

Fairy Tail

“By 2000, the machines will be producing so much that everyone in the U.S. will be independently wealthy. With government benefits, even nonworking families will have, by one estimate, an annual income of $30,000 to $40,000… How to use leisure meaningfully will be a major problem.”

–prediction in Time magazine, February 25, 1966

What are you doing out here gray? and why did you take your clothes off? - Lucy

I was lookinng for the bathroom - Gray

Why would you take your clothes off before finding it? and who the heck ever heard a bathroom in the middle of a forest? - Natsu

I wanted some privacy but i didnt expect a imbecile to barge in - Gray

I didnt barge in and who are you calling a imbecile? -natsu

The person that im looking at right now - Gray

Fairy Tail

How can you guys describe erza? - Lucy

Wild animal - Gray

A Beast - Natsu

Terrifying Monster - Happy

“You can freaking control people by touch and not in a creepy hand job way. That is awesome!”

Kenzi – Lost Girl (s1-ep1)

“Wow. That was like the Fourth of July in my mouth.”

Bo - Lost Girl (s1-ep1)

Bo: “It’s kind of tough growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen and then find out that you’re part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans.”

Kenzi: “I hate it when that happens.”

Lost Girl (s1-ep2)

Bo: “Nice decor. Early Tolkien?”

Trick: “Where do you think he got it from?”

Lost Girl (s1-ep2)

Meatwad Why did you wake me in the middly of july? - Santa

Idk all i know is that its been 6 months so im ready for those presents now - Meatwad

It the middle of F&%KING July i was sleeping And My Sweet lil Elves dont even come until september - Santa

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Nervous? Try walking a urine sample the size of a big gulp down to the toxicology lab, then we’ll talk nervous.

Ethan – Body of Proof (s2-ep12)

Ethan: Cuddle time?

Curtis: Say that again we’ll have a whole other crime scene.

Body of Proof (s2-ep14)

Ethan: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Curtis: You’re petty and immature? Yeah.

Body of Proof (s2-ep14)

Ethan: I’m the peanut butter to your jelly. The Hall to your Oates.

Curtis: The pimple on my behind.

Body of Proof (s2-ep15)

Peter: I didn’t know that you were into that who May/December thing.

Megan: Said the man dallying with a teenager.

Body of Proof (s2-ep15)

Megan: Zip it flatfoot, I’m grumpy.

Bud: You’re usually Snow White

Body of Proof (s2-ep15)

You should be fine now - Frylock

Thank You Frylock If i survive ima beat the Shyt out of that lil meatball and im gonna see if my reindeers would like meat this year - Santa

Now now i know he went a lil carried away - Frylock

He went VERY carried away that lil race car he wanted oooh im gonna give it to him Far Up His Ass - Santa

No you wont your gonna stay right here - Frylock

Get outta my way get out of my way - Santa

Aqua teen Hunger Force

Walter: Leo’s been my beautiful assistant for three years.

Leo: I am not your beautiful assistant.

The Finder (s1-ep5)

I’m in discombobulated article reacquisition.

Walter - The Finder (s1-ep6)

If anything happens, talk to Hodgins. But don’t get in his car, it’s claustrophobic.

Walter - The Finder (s1-ep6)

You both sound like the other one is wacadoodle. Unfortunately you’re both right.

Iasbel - The Finder (s1-ep6)

Willa, I need you to Facestatus, Tweetbook and what’s it called…chuck your status?

Walter – The Finder (s1-ep7)

Maka your dad loves you - Spirit

Yea right theres no way ill ever consider you as my father - Maka

Rejected Look - Spirit

Soul Eater

“I’m the girl who is lost in space, the girl who is disappearing always, forever fading away and receding farther and farther into the background. Just like the Cheshire cat, someday I will suddenly leave, but the artificial warmth of my smile, that phony, clownish curve, the kind you see on miserably sad people and villains in Disney movies, will remain behind as an ironic remnant. I am the girl you see in the photograph from some party someplace or some picnic in the park, the one who is in fact soon to be gone. When you look at the picture again, I want to assure you, I will no longer be there. I will be erased from history, like a traitor in the Soviet Union. Because with every day that goes by, I feel myself becoming more and more invisible…”

Elizabeth Wurtzel - Prozac Nation

This pretty aptly describes how I feel most of the time.

“I don’t like standing near the edge of a platform when an express train is passing through. I like to stand right back and if possible get a pillar between me and the train. I don’t like to stand by the side of a ship and look down into the water. A second’s action would end everything. A few drops of desperation.”

  • Winston Churchill

They say it looks like Churchill was bipolar, characterized by his out of control personal spending, alcohol and gambling habits, his prolific writing, and a need of only about 4 hours of sleep most nights.

Ivy: I just wanna feel safe.

Derek: Then go back to the chorus. There’s nothing safe about being a star.

Smash (s1-ep4)