SpazzySam raises an eyebrow. “I don’t think I have enough…”
room. Maybe we should go into that room." They open the door to find…
a velociraptor standing there, looking hungry."
Rai asks "Why does it have Haissan’s face? It must be…
“a time-traveling ginger cyborg!” They gasp in…
Ecstasy, realizing this is their chance to…
finally eat those special brownies they have been saving. They invite the raptor to join
Suddenly, woman, crossdresser and robo-raptor find themselves in a That 70’s Show “circle”. Rai exclaims "I’m…
“dying my hair!” He waves a box of…
Blue dye and pours it in his pants.
tampons around like he just don’t care. “I’m so full of life!” He strokes the robo-raptor’s cheek “Is life… is life real? Lawlz I have hands.”
(HA! Refresh button! I almost did the box of tampons as well!)
SpazzySam looks at him. “Rai, you’re high!” She then proceeds to giggle uncontrollably. Her eyes widen. “I want TWINKIES!”
Robo-raptor says “… and then he said I was extinct and I was like ‘nuh uh’ and he was all ‘no, I’m serious dude’ and I was like ‘no wai’…” “Are you talking to you yourself?” Rai asks the raptor around a mouthful of corn on the cob.
Then Rai looks at the food he is eating. “Where the hell did I get an ear of corn?” he says. A horrible scream echoes down the hallway.
The three look into eachother’s bloodshot eyes with fear and…
shock as Martha Stewart enters the room.
She proceeds to lift up a leg, put it behind her head and fart for 10 seconds straight. “It’s a good thing.” she says.
Rai passes out from the smell, while Sam proceeds to vomit. The raptor looks over at the now unconscious Rai and thinks to himself “Why Not?”
A menacing look comes over the raptor’s face. Just then…
tentacles sprang out of the raptor’s butt.