Happy Story Fun Time

When I realized this was how “As the Mecha Turns” started,

Rai awoke and screamed “Not again! Why is it always me!?”

The tentacle tore off his…

urge to get high-er. “I’m going home!” whines Rai. “Uh, wasn’t there someone you were supposed to meet?” Sam asks Rai. Rai suddenly realized he needed to…

Eat pancakes quickly.

while the raptor sucked on his toes and Sam took photographic evidence.

The syrup got everywhere but mainly on…

his pancakes, where it belonged. (damnit Froggy) “This will come in handy for when I want a raise” whispered Sam.

New story. (maybe we’ll come back to this later)

Somewhere in an unspecified time, flying across the galaxy was shak in his T.A.R.D.I.S.(shak, with a time machine, good sh*t right?)…

The Dalek hot on his…

trail and hot for his body, a chase ensued.

But he had to get a companion so he…

…could act uninterested in them sexually between adventures…

All he could find was a wookie but he had a dress and some…

willpower. “I shall call him, Eduardo!” He proclaimed.

Eduardo was very thankful so he kissed Shaks cheek and called him…

daddy…

Shak face/palms and beams his TARDIS down to a lawn somewhere in the US…

Shak was very touched but the potty training was not made easy when…

they were told to get off outlander’s lawn. “Leave me, my wimmenz and my sammiches alone ya hear!” the strange man hollered.

Shak displayed the wookie in his fine dress for Outlander to see…