Did I tell you how much I love Baseball?
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Hey fellow TAN-ettes. I think I can call myself a TAN-ette. Itâs that time of the year plenty of holiday parties to go to. Let me help you be a great Party Girl!
1. Take the Prime Position: When you arrive, grab one or two of your friends and head straight for the middle of the room. As other people walk in, youâll appear to be the center of attention and theyâll naturally gravitate towards you.
2. Show Your Shoulders: The more skin you show in the winter, the more you will stand out in a crowd. Wear a strapless dress that maximizes the amount of shoulder you show off. Make sure itâs a solid color (patterns cause you to blend in) such as red, fuchsia or turquoise and youâll turn more heads than all the women in LBDsâŚcombined.
3. Perfect Your Smile: The biggest mistake people make in social situations is putting on the perma-smile, which comes off as insincere. Instead, don a close-lipped smirk, like you have a secret youâre just dying to tell. Then wait until after you say hi to someone to flash them a big smile. You want them to think that theyâre the reason youâre suddenly so happy.
4. Donât Be Afraid to Touch: When youâre chatting with someone, casually place a hand on his or her arm. Touch triggers good feelings and signals special treatment â so not only will the person youâre talking to like you more, other people will wish they were the object of your rapt attention.
5. Try This Alluring Posture: Rather than sitting with your hands at your side, move one elbow onto the back of your chair. This subtle move amps up your sexiness factor and exudes confidence. If youâre standing, you can get the same effect by leaning on a nearby bar or countertop with one arm.
6. Hands Off Your Hair: Messing with your tresses sends a message to both men and women that youâre insecure or nervous, which makes them suddenly get the urge to refill their drink.
7. Let Your Cocktail Do the Talking: Hold your glass in one hand and off to the side as opposed to directly in front of you with two hands. Doing so will show off your wrists (a move men find particularly attractive because it hints at openness and vulnerability) and leave your midsection â a power zone that communicates confidence â unobstructed.
8. Get Moving: As the party gets packed, change your locale every ten or fifteen minutes. It can be as simple as walking from the bar over to the window or the couch. Each time you move to a different setting, youâll be seen from a new angle, making you seem instantly more dynamic.
Anyway, between all the parties I was prancing around I noticed one uninvited guest at all of them, âYou-Suck-Girl.â You canât see her, but sheâs there, a tiny evil little fairy sitting on the shoulder of the most unexpected girls (and even some guys.) She sits around all night whispering mean things like, âYouâre dumbâ âYou are lameâ And âYou are wearing the wrong dress.â Sheâs a hoe accessorized wearing earrings that clink with anxiety and handing out bangles of depression. The sad thing is when sheâs around everyone forgets their Party Etiquette and instead pick up You-Suck Etiquette. Tragedy on the social front! Well I have decided that we all need to wage war on You-Suck-Girl so I have called in PARTY Girl to the rescue. Now PARTY girl always has the best etiquette, is always so cute no matter what sheâs wearing (cause newsflash no one thinks about what their wearing when theyâre having fun!) So I am giving you all PARTY girl powers for all of your upcoming St.Pattyâs Day parties, birthday parties, tea parties, weddings, birthdays, engagements, beer brewings, tequila tastings and rubber duck derbies that you all plan on attending this Spring. May the PARTY Girl etiquette powers be with you!
Present: You are the present. You did not get invited because you know how to properly hold a wine glass by the stem (as interesting and cute as you look doing that.) You are there because somebody wants you PRESENT. So relax and PRESENT yourself as you are. Besides bringing yourself you also want to bring an actual, tangible, maybe drinkable? (HintâŚhint) PRESENT to share. Consider it a âThank you for having such good taste in people like me giftâ gift. The bottle can also double as a weapon against Awkward girl when she shows up on your shoulder. Instructions: Take the bottle and wack her with it. If that doesnât work stab her with the bottle opener. Tell her âSorry sistah, ainât no room for an You-Suck-Girl at this V.I.P. party. Why donât you go bleed outside.â
Acknowledge: Okay so maybe you got invited to a party where you know absolutely no one, but the person who brought you. Instead of talking to You-Suck-Girl about how you really need to buy a new deodorant because you can smell the b.o. that is staining your white laced blouse why donât you grab Party Girl and go find the person who is throwing this party. As in the person who lives here, maybe the bride, the little leprechaun with the dreadlocks passing out the four leaf clover shaped brownies. Itâs nice for a host/hostess to be acknowledged and hear that the hot pink chandelier in the kitchen was a good call.
Relieve: If you canât relieve yourself of You-Suck-Girl why donât you try and relieve someone else. Lets say there is 36 guests and only one person cutting birthday cake, scooping ice cream and handing out slices. Be a great guest and relieve some of the stress of the birthday girl. Offer to hand out slices of the yummy lemon cake. Did you see someone accidentally spill punch on the leather sectional sofa? Do you not know what a paper towel is? The PARTY girl will tell you: Paper towel: White with sporadic splashes of color. Usually contains a small flower print. Sturdier than toilette paper, softer than printer paper. Usually kept in the kitchen to the right of the sink. Disposable and useful during a spill. Hop to the helping with the mess and be called a great guest!
Talk: I tend to talk a lot. Thatâs why I have this blog so no one can interrupt me while I speak. I donât think a lot about what I say before I say it. This makes for a lot of awkward moments and equally a lot of laughs. Personally I think whatever politically incorrect, gender biased thing I have to say is far better than any thing You-Suck-Girl has to say. When I donât have anything good to say I cock my head to the right, smile and say âDo you know if there are any current studies on if sea turtles have gay tendencies?â As in I ask other people questions. It shows good etiquette when you can talk to people. I would take a good look around a party and see if you notice anyone else being ambushed by Awkward girl. If you see such a unfortunate soul you know how much this sucks. So why donât you use some PARTY girl etiquette and save them. Everyone loves a hero. So ask the bartender to make you a mint julep and go yackety yack with the lonesome one and if they know about the turtle thing you let me know.
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Well, I donât know about the turtle thing but that sure was some nice advice.Iâll try to remeber all that the next time I get invited to a party.
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Panty! You always give the best advice! :cheer:
Question for you - What is the perfect Christmas gift?
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[quote=LadyOfWicca]
Panty! You always give the best advice! :cheer:
Question for you - What is the perfect Christmas gift?[/quote]
Wicca,
Depends⌠If it is a man, then the perfect gift would beâŚme
and if a girl, well, Roy Mustang is big on this forum
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:laugh: :laugh: Not too sure Slow will part with Roy that long!
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Hey Girls,
I have my own methods, but I want to know how you get men to do what you want
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[quote=outlander]
Hey Girls,
I have my own methods, but I want to know how you get men to do what you want[/quote]
Step into my dungeon and Iâll show you! :silly:
[quote=Slowhand]
[quote=outlander]
Hey Girls,
I have my own methods, but I want to know how you get men to do what you want[/quote]
Step into my dungeon and Iâll show you! :silly:[/quote]
The sad eyes always gets meâŚcant refuse the sad eyes lol.
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[quote=outlander]
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Hey Girls,
I have my own methods, but I want to know how you get men to do what you want[/quote]
Lick the seam.
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[quote=PretearHimeno]
[quote=outlander]
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Hey Girls,
I have my own methods, but I want to know how you get men to do what you want[/quote]
Lick the seam.[/quote]
My, my, effective and to the point. I concur.
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Panty, what does it mean âlick the seam?â? (I actually am only hazarding guesses here).
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[quote=redshirt1]
Panty, what does it mean âlick the seam?â? (I actually am only hazarding guesses here).[/quote]
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Oh Dear! Perhaps you should Google that phrase, Redshirt
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ok outlander, help me figure out what girls want in a man lol. im kinda clueless
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[quote=shinmori]
ok outlander, help me figure out what girls want in a man lol. im kinda clueless[/quote]
Thatâs Panty not Outlander. She just uses his account cause she stays in a special room in his basement when they have their Sex Addicts Support group meetings. They arenât trying to get over their sex addiction, just come up with ways to make it mainstream.
Fillet says my smile just melts him. But when that doesnât work I go with Pretears philosophy.
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[quote=Froggy]
Fillet says my smile just melts him. But when that doesnât work I go with Pretears philosophy.[/quote]
We are bonded for life you and I. No wait, shak and I are bonded for life as are you and fillet. lololol
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[quote=PretearHimeno]
[quote=Froggy]
Fillet says my smile just melts him. But when that doesnât work I go with Pretears philosophy.[/quote]
We are bonded for life you and I. No wait, shak and I are bonded for life as are you and fillet. lololol[/quote]
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Kinky stuffâŚOhâŚwait⌠Did you say bond or bound?
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B)
Panty, can TAN provide me with what I need for my finals?
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[quote=fillet]
Panty, can TAN provide me with what I need for my finals?[/quote]
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Dear Fillet,
As this is a sex and relationship question thread so I donât know how I could help except to suggest that You have Froggy help relieve your stress by performing a pole dance so you could work better.
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-face/palms at the state of anime these days-
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