:woohoo: I love the possible symmetry! You’re such a big help, Panty.
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It’s Valentine’s Day, and I didn’t get a single card or flowers. No love for teh Panty?
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Have you tried threats?
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Dear Panty: Why aren’t the TAN wimmenz in the kitchen making sammiches?
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[quote=“rish11”]
Dear Panty: Why aren’t the TAN wimmenz in the kitchen making sammiches?[/quote]
Because we’re busy making apple pie and banana bread! 
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[quote=“MrsRish”]
[quote=“rish11”]
Dear Panty: Why aren’t the TAN wimmenz in the kitchen making sammiches?[/quote]
Because we’re busy making apple pie and banana bread! :P[/quote]
No pumpkin bread? 
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[quote=“Newshawk”]
[quote=“MrsRish”]
[quote=“rish11”]
Dear Panty: Why aren’t the TAN wimmenz in the kitchen making sammiches?[/quote]
Because we’re busy making apple pie and banana bread! :P[/quote]
No pumpkin bread? :([/quote]
Note to self: Grow pumpkins to make pumpkin bread for Newshawk.
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He means a different kind of pumpkin bread I think… 
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Hi there, Scanty here, Panty’s arch-enemy I, along with my fellow demon-sister Kneesocks, am temporarily hijacking this thread to teach you TAN-ettes how to be bitch from hell
Useful bitchy expressions for high stress days:
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Well, aren’t we just a ray of freakin’ sunshine?
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Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
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A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth
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Do I look like a freakin’ people person?
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This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with flourescent lighting.
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If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cat
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Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
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And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
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I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.
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How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?
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You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
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Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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You look like shit. Is that the style now?
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Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
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I’m gonna smack you so many times, you’ll think you’re surrounded…
BITCHY COMEBACKS:
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: Hey babe, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
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Thank you Demon Sisters! I shall put your expressions to good use! :evil:
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My God. I believe I was cast as one of them in the TAN Casting Call thread. ^^;;
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Panty:
If I spill food on the curtains, do I have to take them down to clean, or just leave them in place and grab the carpet cleaner?
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Dear Panty,
I find myself packing incrementally for a long trip. Anything I absolutely should bring, or not?
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[quote=“PretearHimeno”]
Dear Panty,
I find myself packing incrementally for a long trip. Anything I absolutely should bring, or not?[/quote]
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/904/pattsh.png
Pretear,
Always bring an Attitude
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[quote=“outlander”]
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Pretear,
Always bring an Attitude[/quote]
Check!
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Panty:
What would it take?
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[quote=“fillet”]
Panty:
What would it take?[/quote]
Fillet,
For…?
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Panty here. This is for my girl soul-mate pretear. I want her to play me in a movie.
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Panty, it appears you are forbidden on photobucket. How does that make you feel?
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