Homemade Computer Game Player. $25.00 Call psychopuppet at 1-800-for-lutz
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Do you take I.O.U.s?
[quote=outlander]
DragonRider Codyâs Used Mecha Lot offering this 209 MS 112-b manned combat droid. Has new hydraulics and comes with MB120mm chain gun and Tow Missiles. Also air conditioning, am-fm- DVD radio stereo with 4 speakers. Some battledamage.38,000 miles. Very clean $75,000[/quote]
I would also add that this model has recent been tuned up and the a/c charged. I have also personally restocked it with roofies. How you use them is your business.
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[quote=outlander]
Newshawkâs Lawn and Garden now offering nuclear powered weed whackers, shown here by Bob, the storeâs presentation model. Weed whacker offered for $29.95 Bob is also for sale for a box of Pocky or best offer[/quote]
Iâm sorry, Outlander. You got a pre-press version of the ad. Since that mock-up was created weâve made a few changes:
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Test marketing has shown that we need to lower the price. The focus groups indicated that the optimum pricing for the product is $19.95. They also indicated that they expect us to throw in an outrageous deal as part of the marketing campaign. Therefore, as of 11/8/2011, if you buy one product at $19.95, youâll get a second one at no extra charge-just pay separate handling and delivery. The estimated handling and delivery fee is $27,584.22, with the final cost dependent on the availability of NRC certified Teamster delivery drivers.
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The illustration you have is not âBobâ (which is the standard model) but âRobertaâ (the deluxe model). As befitting a deluxe model, Robertaâs, um, âcompensationâ is a bit greater than Bobâs. It is presently estimated at half of everything you own, dependent upon the retaining of a first-class matrimonial lawyer.
[details=As for âBobâ, we have new art work for him]
We regret that the pre-press ad test was released. We are also consulting our lawyers as to what relief may be profitable appropriate
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[quote=outlander]
Homemade Computer Game Player. $25.00 Call psychopuppet at 1-800-for-lutz[/quote]
I am totally fixated by this!
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Custom hand made leather products. MOD APPROVED. Call CoffeeGod at 1-800-444-6568
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Feeling bad? let me help. Call Froggy, certified MASSEUSE, for in-house rates
BTW, EVERYONE is welcome to use Anime e-bay
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Iâve got some fantastic footwear to offer: Slightly used socks, very few holes. A quarter, OBO.
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Need some yummy cookies?
Call MrsRish, only 2,400 yen a dozen - - itâs an extra 100,000 yen for these gals to deliver.
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Special Holiday deals on all models.
NERV Motorcycles and Accessories
"Ride this baby today!"
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Travel the Universe in Style!
Redshirt1âs used starshipâs have a 31 safety point inspection guarantee*!
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Gold Press Latinum is worthless if you do not have the freedom to spend it!
Let Redshirt1 help you explore the galaxy and universe, where your fortune and adventure await!
*See back of ad for details.
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Two coconut halves - slightly used. Best offer. Grass skirt not for sale. Make your own.
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[quote=outlander]
Feeling bad? let me help.Call Froggy, certified MASSEUSE, for in-house rates[/quote]
I also do accupuncture with mixed results, including but not limited to: blindness, impotence, inability to see the color yellow, heightened sense of smell but only to the scent of sugar beets, flatulence that repells door to door salesman but draws garden slugs, eye herpes, hot flashes behind the right knee, salt and vinegar potato chip cravings, and incontinence the second Tuesday of every month.
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[quote=Froggy]
I also do accupuncture with mixed results, including but not limited to: blindness, impotence, inability to see the color yellow, heightened sense of smell but only to the scent of sugar beets, flatulence that repells door to door salesman but draws garden slugs, eye herpes, hot flashes behind the right knee, salt and vinegar potato chip cravings, and incontinence the second Tuesday of every month.[/quote]
Oh! Where do I sign up! 
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Who wants one of these cute little guys?
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[quote=sbitzer]
Who wants one of these cute little guys?
BUT WHATâS IT CALLED???!??
[size=16]Goodbye to all that now[/size]
[quote=outlander]
Dear Friends,
Today is a big day.
Slowhand has kept my secret for a few years now, but the time has come to tell you. As you might have guessed, I am in banking, but never revealed exactly what I do. I am a corporate level vice president for J.P. Morgan Chase. I oversee the division of Risk Management it has a permanent core staff of about 275 people with a temporary staff for a special 2 year project of another 900 people. Our task is to mitigate risk or something that would adversely affect the Bankâs profits and either neutralize them or turn it into a profitable situation. I can say it is one of the most successful, efficient divisions in the financial world. I have been honored and fortunate to help shape it, along with the many talented professionals under my guidance.
Before that, I was an n assistant VP in charge of international investments modeling and research. That group performed research on overseas stocks and other investments and identified potential profit opportunities. We also developed âScriptsâ of buy/sell procedures for Chase Personnel on Wall Street.
No longer. Today I have announced my retirement beginning Jan 1 2012
I have met all of my personal, financial, and professional goals I set for myself when I first entered the workforce. Iâm able to retire about 15 years earlier than the norm, thank God. I have been blessed. With all my goals met, there is nothing else now. Itâs all pointless, I donât have the desire, and burning ambition I always had. and itâs time to leave. I am young enough to go in another direction. I am going to dedicate myself to my favorite Charities, Habitat for Humanity, and animal rescue groups and shelters. I have been âhiredâ as a volunteer for the Chamber of Commerce sponsored group of retired executives to help and advice start up business to get them up and running and help them be successful. We also conduct workshops for those who want to start their own business.
But all of this will be at my pace, I will have plenty of time for myself, to enjoy my life on my own terms
It has been an exciting, wild, breathless ride in banking. I wouldnât trade it for anything. Itâs time to Chart a new path, a new voyage awaits.
For a short while I will answer any questions you may have for or about me, either personal or public. Perhaps you will find out a little more about me, if you are interested.
Thank you for your time[/quote]
Originally posted: November 14, 2011 @ 11:47pm
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[size=16]I AM STUNNED![/size]
Congratulations on your successful career, Outlander. Do enjoy your retirement. (and may I say, I am a bit jealous right nowâŚ)
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Thank you Newshawk, but please donât be jealous.
We all have our personal goals, our own type of happiness to strive for. I am sure you are making good progress in yours. Do you not have the Love of yor Life? Do you not have a loving family?,including grandchidren? I think that is a great success
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[quote=outlander]
Thank you Newshawk, but please donât be jealous.
We all have our personal goals, our own type of happiness to strive for. I am sure you are making good progress in yours. Do you not have the Love of yor Life? Do you not have a loving family?,including grandchidren? I think that is a great success[/quote]
Perhaps Newshawk is jealous that you can retire 15 years early?
As for your ability to retire early, and work towards helping those things you feel passionately about, my congratulations. I hope to one day work towards helping others in need.
Slick
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