Hahaha! :laugh:
I wonder how she’d react to this thread.
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I have received your psychic messages and e-mails, so I have returned from my fantasy paradise where it rains bishies to visit with you once again. I have brought coconuts and pretty shells for all.
Some of you were right and some of you were wrong. And that is all I shall say on the matter.
It’s not easy being a God-Queen! 
And now I know why I felt so naked in the outdoor shower! 
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We welcome you back. The forum is nothing without its God Queen. 
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I thought Slowhand was the God Queen.
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I can see your coconuts!
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I am the Mod Whip Mistress! 
Stop looking at things that don’t belong to you!
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ShawnMerrow and Gene Starwind was washing and waxing his classic, pink 1957 Cadillac, The car was huge with big fins and plenty of Chrome.
Raptor Jesus strolled by
“Duuude! What’s up?” asked The Jesus
“We’re getting ready for a road trip to Las Vegas”
“I’ll come along. Plenty of sinners to devour there”
The three of them hopped in, fired up the giant V-8 and headed east. Close to the New Jersey border they spotted a hitchhiker.
“Let’s pull over and give them a lift, maybe they want to come along too”.
As they approached closer they were astonished to discover the person was…
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Dragonrider cody, who let out a wolf whistle when he saw the car.
“Nice car, Gene. What’d you do, carjack Aretha Franklin?” he said sarcastically.
“I forgot you live around here, Cody” said Shawn. “You want to come along with us?”
“I might, Shawn” replied Cody. “Where are you heading?”
“Las Vegas!” exclaimed Raptor Jesus.
“I hate to break it to you guys but the only way you’ll get to Vegas going that way is if the car floats” Cody said dryly. “Vegas is west of here.”
“Well, we could go to Atlantic City. They have casinos there, too” Gene observed.
“But there’s more sinners in Vegas” retorted RJ.
“C’mon, hop in, Cody-it looks like we can use a navigator!” Shawn invited.
Cody got in the navigator’s seat as Shawn stepped over the front seat to get in back.
“Hey, watch the upholstery!” Gene cried out. “I just had it cleaned yesterday!”
So they fired up that giant V-8, hauled the Caddy around and headed west on the Pennsy Turnpike.
Just as they crossed the Ohio border…
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They noticed an identical 1957 Cadillac, this one purple, driving in the lane next to them.
“Well isn’t that a co-wink-e-dink Gene, that car looks just like yours, only prettier”. said Raptor Jesus
“This is no coincidence RJ, that is my arch nemesis, and neighbor, Rish” replied Gene
He has made my life a living hell, mocking me, copying my style, imitating my very being, …the same, only different"
“Wow, that’s pretty sick!” said Cody “I wonder why someone would do such a thing?”
“It’s because of me” said ShawnMerrow “I did probably the most awful thing any human being could do to another” “I …”
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“I forced Rish into the Lolivan! He’s been scarred for life. See, it’s him and Outlander in that Caddy.” stated ShawnMerrow
Cody queried, “Why would he want to hook up with Outlander after that?”
Gene replied, “Well you know Outlander’s van was repo’ed - guess he needed something with a decent trunk! Purple suits those color blind Ohioans!”
“Let’s move before they notice us!” stated Raptor Jesus
Gene’s foot lays into the accelerator, and as the speedometer passes 75 . . . .
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[size=16]TAN’s Anime E-Bay[/size]
[quote=outlander]
“Sell” your anime items here[/quote]
Originally posted: November 7, 2011 @ 2:07pm
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Newshawk’s Lawn and Garden now offering nuclear powered weed whackers, shown here by Bob, the store’s presentation model. Weed whacker offered for $29.95 Bob is also for sale for a box of Pocky or best offer
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AnimeJessica’s Pet Emporium Holiday catgirl sale is now on. Catgirls on sale for $15.00 apiece. Free shipping
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What? No catboys?
[quote=Slowhand]
What? No catboys?[/quote]
Catboys also availble. must be house-trained not to kill house guests
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I’ll take six catgirls and two catboys! :3
Also, can I make it so one of the catboys are the chibi breed, or is that not available at this outlet?
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DragonRider Cody’s Used Mecha Lot offering this 209 MS 112-b manned combat droid. Has new hydraulics and comes with MB120mm chain gun and Tow Missiles. Also air conditioning, am-fm- DVD radio stereo with 4 speakers. Some battledamage.38,000 miles. Very clean $75,000
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[quote=Iron_K_Tager]
I’ll take six catgirls and two catboys! :3
Also, can I make it so one of the catboys are the chibi breed, or is that not available at this outlet?[/quote]
all breeds of catgirls and boys are for sale
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