I was going to go for I look good in a Maid outfit.
Now I will have to apply as the gay no so gay buddy.
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Sure is a lot of fine talent signing up for thisā¦
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I guess I shall apply. Iām an excellent cook and devoted followed of the Dark Lord Cthulu, which grants me much favor. In my āprofessionalā circles, I am known as the āfive dollar foot longā.
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Sorry outlander, but Iām going to have to sit this one out. Iām already in line to get into Timberās harem. 
ā¦That is, unless youāre open for sharing.
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Iām assuming you take nekkid photos in lieu of applications. I donāt have any of myself of course but I might be able to get you some other TANonites sans clothing.
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Last time I ever send you any pics! 
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[quote=ādragonrider_codyā]
Last time I ever send you any pics! [/quote]
Oh,Cody. Iām the jealous type. I would never share you with anyone. Which is why I have been slowly hunting down all your exās and killing them. When the cops eventually figure out the link between all the victims and come to question you, just act natural. Luv Ya!
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Iām too tsundere for a harem. If anything Iād have one of my own.
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Only men have applied for my harem. I find this funnyā¦and disturbing
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Donāt worry Outlander, I am not applying for the Harem position. I would apply for one of the guys outside the harem, say the down to earth one that has semi bad luck.
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[quote=āoutlanderā]
Only men have applied for my harem. I find this funnyā¦and disturbing[/quote]
In all fairness, there are only about 8 women on TAN and at least 6 of them have some sort of sexual harassment case filed against you.
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[quote=ādragonrider_codyā]
[quote=āoutlanderā]
Only men have applied for my harem. I find this funnyā¦and disturbing[/quote]
In all fairness, there are only about 8 women on TAN and at least 6 of them have some sort of sexual harassment case filed against you.[/quote]
Who?..Me?.. Naaa!
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When you finally do get your harem just think of how much fun you will have when their menses start syncing up. The ones who are old enough to get one that isā¦it is all starting to make sense.
Also Redshirt, that position is usually reserved for eunuchs so I applaud your sacrifice. Did you really need them anyways?
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[quote=āFroggyā]
When you finally do get your harem just think of how much fun you will have when their menses start syncing up. The ones who are old enough to get one that isā¦it is all starting to make sense.
Also Redshirt, that position is usually reserved for eunuchs so I applaud your sacrifice. Did you really need them anyways?[/quote]
Who says he had them to begin with?
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[quote=āFroggyā]
When you finally do get your harem just think of how much fun you will have when their menses start syncing up. The ones who are old enough to get one that isā¦it is all starting to make sense.[/quote]
If it were me, Iād hire them out as a hit squad that week!
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[quote=āPretearHimenoā]
[quote=āFroggyā]
When you finally do get your harem just think of how much fun you will have when their menses start syncing up. The ones who are old enough to get one that isā¦it is all starting to make sense.
Also Redshirt, that position is usually reserved for eunuchs so I applaud your sacrifice. Did you really need them anyways?[/quote]
Who says he had them to begin with?
[/quote]
Hmmm, I think a test is in order:
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Oh dang, I failed, and where did these Romans come from!?
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Hope Iām not too late.
Qualifications
Teaching myself to cook.
Know basic HTML
Published writer
Housebroken
Can make pro-loli posters for you.
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Oh, God, hooker from Cowboy Bebop.
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So when do you plan to process these applications?
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Iāll apply for the janitor position.
- Good with mops.
- Strong stomach.
- I can keep a straight face.
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