Lunch Lady: “I can’t handle second tier studs!”
Suruga: “Excuse me for being third tier!”
Majestic Prince (ep 9)
Hajime: “Sempai, aren’t there times when you find yourself taking action without even thinking about it?”
Sugane: “What are you talking about?” “HEY!”
Hajime: “That time is now! That’s what Heroes do!”
Gatchaman Crowds Ep.5
Kyosuke: “You’re being really reliable today.”
Kirino: “I told you to leave it to me, didn’t I?”
Kyosuke (thinking): “Kirino-san’s so cool…… I could fall for her.”
Oreimo 2 (ep 9)
“I was…. I was happy about what you did to my uniform! You did it because you liked me, right? That’s just the way guys are…… I’m more upset about the fact that you hid it from me!”
Saeki – Flowers of Evil (ep 9)
Sakura: “But we are being retooled. This is the third episode of our show, and we still haven’t caught fire!”
Natsuki: “Huh? You were being serious?!”
Sakura: “When it comes to late-night anime, episode 3 is where people decide if they’ll keep watching or not. Our entire future’s riding on how well episode 3 draws in the crowd!”
Chronicles of the Going Home Club (ep 4)
Sue: “Chika’s panties are mine! And my……
Ogiue: “That’s enough!”
Sue: “panties are Chika’s.”
Genshiken Second Season (ep 4)
“The only thing I’ve gotten better at since I started high school is pretending to wake up from pretending to sleep.”
Tomoko – WATAMOTE (ep 2)
“Strategic retreats are necessary sometimes.”
Tomoko – WATAMOTE (ep 2)
“No, I’m not a pervert! I was just wondering what kind of panties a girl with a boyfriend wears!”
Tomoko – WATAMOTE (ep 2)
Yoto (thinking of Emi): “Her smile is entirely too perfect.”
Tsukiko: “Hello? Is this the police? There’s a loli-pedo hybrid pervert in the neighborhood that I’d like to report………”
Yoto: “Who might you be referring to with that cool-sounding nickname?”
Tsukiko: “I’m kidding.”
HENNEKO – The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat (ep 8)
“Just call me Professor Swimsuit.”
Yoto - HENNEKO – The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat (ep 8)
Tsukushi: “The pervert’s lust for sexual assault has surpassed national borders to infinity. Hurry and die! Die now! Die and come back three days later just to die again!”
Yoto: “Your requests are becoming harder and harder to fulfill………”
HENNEKO – The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat (ep 8)
“You see……… I want to die. Living in this insane world is torture for me. So I want to kill the Insect Magistrate as soon as possible and find peace. For that, I volunteered to take out the trash. It won’t be long before I can bid this world farewell!”
Manako - Mushibugyo (ep 9)
Yuzuko: “Meow. Meow.”
Yui: “Oh, it’s a cat.”
Yukari: “Woof! Woof!”
Yui: “Oh, it’s a dog.”
Yuzuko: “Hoo-hah!”
Yui: “Oh, it’s a weirdo.”
Yuyushiki (ep 11)
Yuzuko: “I sure would like to put something in Ai-chan’s mouth, too!”
Yui: “Don’t say it so loud, it’s creepy!”
Yuyushiki (ep 11)
“You scared me, there! Really, don’t scare me like that. I’ll get scared. I’m easily scared when people scare me. I really was scared.”
Mom - Yuyushiki (ep 10)
Yuzuko: “Ah…… Mom was such a calming presence again today.”
Yui: “You talk like she’s a dog or a cat or something.”
Yukari: “Are there dogs and cats with huge boobs, too?”
Yui: “I…… don’t know.”
Yuyushiki (ep 9)
“The festival after the festival is over, and everything after that is a festival. Some things can’t be redone, but whether we laugh or cry, our days carry on, and our high school lives will end.”
Hachiman - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU (ep 13)
“And it has begun! A boys’ game of boys’ Collapse the Pole, by boys for boys!”
Ebina - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU (ep 13)
Komachi: “Why aren’t you in the classroom? Don’t you have anywhere to be?”
Hachiman: “A solitary, wandering soul has no need for a place to belong.”
Komachi: “Ooh, you’re so cool. So, what are you doing?”
Hachiman: “Working.”
Komachi: “My Onii-chan is……… working?! I’m so happy! It’s a little strange though…… It’s like my brother has gone far away. I’m not sure how to feel.”
Hachiman: “Well, I call it work, but it’s more like I’m the lowest of the underlings.”
Komachi: “Now that I can see!”
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU (ep 12)
“Saying that if you change, the world changes with you is a lie. It’s just a convenient lie forced on you to make you compromise. I’ll show them how you change the world for real.”
Hachiman - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU (ep 11)
“Neither Hayama nor Meguri-senpai are incorrect. They’re great. I’m moved. What heartwarming camaraderie. But……… is doing things alone a bad thing, then? Why should someone who’s always worked hard on their own be denied? I can’t forgive that.”
Hachiman - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU - ep 10
Shoko: “You cowards!”
Wartenberg: “To adults, that’s a compliment. Worrying about methods and aesthetics is a childish affectation. Using any means, however dirty, to achieve one’s objectives is what an adult does.”
Valvrave the Liberator (ep 11)
“Are you an idiot? A “like” without getting something back isn’t a “like” that’ll last.”
Saki - Valvrave the Liberator (ep 10)
Thunder: “Hey……” [whispers to Kyuma]
Kyuma: “Is that true?”
Thunder: “I’m saying that we should test it out.”
Haruto: “What are you talking about?” [gets pulled into the boy’s huddle and Saki gets pushed aside]
Saki: “What? Hey! Say something!”
Thunder [to Haruto]: “C’mon, man up!”
Saki: “You’re ignoring me?!”
Thunder [to Haruto]: “We all know you like her! Right? Right?”
Haruto: “Well, I guess……”
Thunder: “Let me show you my special stash!” [shows the boys a picture on his phone]
Haruto: “It’s enormous……”
Kyuma: “You can use a ruler for that?”
Thunder: “I know, right? This’ll do the trick for sure.”
Valvrave the Liberator (ep 10)
“If I gave in to emotion and let someone pilot it, and it turned out that he had not talent for it, what then? Nothing is a bigger nuisance than the hopes of people who have no talent. Will avenging someone’s death bring them back to life? Instead of that, you should think about how to prevent future losses. War is something that should be conducted calmly and efficiently, like a machine.”
L-elf – Valvrave the Liberator (ep 9)
“Don’t laugh…… Don’t laugh at me! I was really happy…… Kasuga-kun transformed me from a pebble into a jewel.”
Saeki - Flowers of Evil (ep 10)
“Make up your mind. Are you coming? Or are you going back? Stop tearing my soul apart.”
Nakamura - Flowers of Evil (ep 10)
Yasaburo: “Did you come to relax ‘n warm up your butt, too?”
Kaisei: “Don’t talk about butts to a lady, you big perv.”
Yasaburo: “M’lady, if you wish to avoid catching a cold, protect your hiney from the chill.”
Kaisei: “Right, thanks.”
The Eccentric Family (ep 9)
“But as for me, I was pretty much a frog in a well knowing nothing of the sea.”
Yasaburo - The Eccentric Family (ep 6)
Old Man: “Your daughter?”
Yaichiro: “My younger brother.”
The Eccentric Family (ep 1)
A knight should always aspire to be his best, for if a knight is not at his best, he is at his worst.
–Author & Source Unknown
“I understand. I was the same. When bad things keep happening, you just want to run away. I wondered why it all happened to me, when I’d done nothing wrong. But if I had thrown everything away then, I’d never know why I had been born. Since you were born into this world, you can’t just end your life. There’s no one the world would be better off without."
Hinohara - Arata the Legend (ep 10)
Sakura: “If you do nothing, your youth will pass by in an instant. That is why we formed the Going Home Club, to enjoy ourselves as much as possible after school and on the way home.”
Claire: “Is that what it was?”
Chronicles of the Going Home Club (ep 1)
“It’s true that I’m strong. It takes no effort for me to make a normal person burst at the seams. But that is not where true strength lies. The true strength that people seek lies not in the body, but in the mind.”
Botan – Chronicles of the Going Home Club (ep 3)
Natsuki: “Why do you carry handcuffs around with you?”
Sakura: “I’m glad I had my “Apprehending Creeps Starter Kit” on hand!”
Natsuki: “Uh, no. I think using them like that makes you the creep.”
Chronicles of the Going Home Club (ep 6)
Sakura: “Freedom is merely an illusion. It doesn’t exist anywhere in this world. You know…… There’s no where left to go with this subject, so let’s end the episode here!”
Natsuki: “That’s too free!”
Chronicles of the Going Home Club (ep 9)
“Even if you think you’ve acquired freedom…… you may just be trapped in another cage that goes by the name of freedom.”
Sakura - Chronicles of the Going Home Club (ep 9)
Gilles de Rais: “I don’t know what kind of sentimental blubber you expected from me, but sorry to disappoint! You think I sold my soul just for the chance to lay eyes upon her one more time? Yes, of course I want to see her. Meet her, hurt her, defile her, make her scream in agony…… Until she’s freed of Heaven’s accused “ecstasy”!"
Raguel: “I see. You are, in the truest sense of the word……”
Gilles de Rais: “A demon!”
Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist (ep 9)
“That’s the power of virginity. Care for another taste?”
Jeanne d’Arc - Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist (ep 9)
Eden: “Only the truly worthy should be in positions of authority. It’s unfair to subordinates if those at the top are incompetent.”
William: “Agreed.”
Eden: “I’m not afraid to make sacrifices if they help me achieve my goal. Which, in my case is to protect the things most important to me.”
Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist (ep 8)
Sytry/Ophelia: “My lord, I come to return the tokens of love you once gave me.”
(Sytry/Ophelia knocks William/Hamlet to the floor)
William/Hamlet: “Hey, Sytry, this isn’t that kind of scene!”
Sytry/Ophelia: “Lord Hamlet, say that you choose me.”
William/Hamlet: “Huh?!”
Dantalion/Claudius: “Freeze! You will choose me!” (jumps on top of Sytry)
William/Hamlet: “Hang on!”
Sytry/Ophelia: “What do you think you’re touching?! I’ll sue!”
Dantalion/Claudius: “Get off him! He belongs to me!”
Sytry/Ophelia: “Who cares? Wil……”
William/Hamlet (screaming): “Are you trying to ruin my play?!”
Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist (ep 7)
Dantalion: “Do you want to join the rugby team, too?”
William: “Please. I’ve no intention of joining your gang of meatheads.”
Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist (ep 3)
“Always the same…… Every age, every generation. Human beings are infinitely more cruel and selfish than any demon in Hell.”
Dantalion - Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist (ep 3)
Daichi: “Is this something humans do?! Makoto! What did you make that girl do?!”
Makoto: “The situation has changed. Personal feelings must be put aside for the greater good.”
Daichi: “You all are deciding who lives and who dies! You’re just thinking of yourselves, aren’t you?!”
Hotsuin: “Stop whining, Shijima.”
Devil Survivor 2: The Animation (ep 10)
Azuma: “What was that?! Then where are we supposed to direct these burning feelings of youthful lust?!”
Nakagawa: “Hurry and give us back our tasty magazines!”
Photo Kano (ep 10)