Hermann: I’ve been a little preoccupied.
Mouch: Weren’t you and Cindy using protection?
Hermann: We’ve got four kids, Mouch, I was counting on my sperm being too tired to make the swim.
–Chicago Fire
I realized in my downward spiral of hopelessness, I was actually falling into the huge hole created by my absence of basic human graces. Most obvious was forgiveness. If I was wronged by anyone in or outside my circle of friends, I had to be compensated… money or blood. There was no turning the other cheek.
When relationships become a ledger of profit or loss, you have no friends… no loved ones. Just pluses and minuses… you are truly alone.
Sixx: A.M., The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack – Nikki Sixx
Kelso: “That’s Fez. He’s a foreign exchange student.”
Jackie: “Who did we exchange for him?”
That 70’s Show (s1-ep1)
Donna: “Eric, relax. We’ve lived next door to each other forever. You could’ve had me when I was four.”
Eric: “Really? And there I was all day long on the hippity hop.”
That 70’s Show (s1-ep1)
Eric: “Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically my whole life. I want you. I want you so bad.”
Donna: “Eric, it’s a car.”
Kelso: “Let’s just leave these two kids alone.”
That 70’s Show (s1-ep1)
Kitty: “Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.”
Red: “Out of town.”
Kitty: “How do you know?”
Red: “I told them not to.”
That 70’s Show (s1-ep1)
Ricky: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Eric: “Fatso Burger.”
Fez: “Covered in gold chains!”
Kelso: “Rock star. No, a movie star No, wait. Yeah. Rock star.”
Hyde: “Prison.”
That 70’s Show (s1-ep 5)
Ricky: “Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?”
Eric: “Well, I’m a real people person.”
Hyde: “I don’t answer stupid questions.”
Fez: “I speak Dutch.”
Kelso: “My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt too.”
That 70’s Show (s1-ep 5)
Slade: I do have one idea. If you go into the forest and gather as much bamboo as you can find…
Oliver: Yeah?
Slade: We can build ourselves a boat, like they did on Gilligan’s Island
–Arrow
Scotty: “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
Fanny: “I want you to know I have beaten a man unconscious before.”
Scotty: “So…a bad witch.”
Bunheads – (s1-ep18)
Sasha: “I think we need to consider having sex now.”
Boo: “With each other?”
Sasha: “No. With Roman and Carl.”
Bunheads – (s1-ep18)
Michelle: “I didn’t know you were dating Frankie.”
Ginny: “I’m not. He just exists with the rest of humanity.”
Bunheads – (s1-ep18)
Danny: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve: No, they don’t, but it’s a special day, so I thought I’d wear one. Plus, I’m wearing my dress blues. They’ll make me walk the plank if I don’t wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny: Why do they call 'em blues if they’re black?
Steve: I know they’re black! I never… I dunno.
–Hawaii Five-0
Sweets: You’ve been reading my psychology books again.
Bones: You leave them in the bathroom. They’re good reading in the tub.
Hodgins: You’re talking about doing another experiment, aren’t you?
Wells: Perhaps I am your brother from another mother.
–Bones
“Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants.”
Coco Chanel
“Women must tell men always that they are the strong ones. They are the big, the strong, the wonderful. In truth, women are the strong ones. It is just my opinion, I am not a professor.”
Coco Chanel
Harvey: If he beats me, I will welcome him with open arms. He loses, he gets back on his steamer to England and fixes his teeth.
–Suits
The world is backwards… a gentleman should not only make a lady a sandwich instead, but he should also make some soup to go along with it for her!
–Personal Quote, Name Classified, Lumis
[quote]NOTE: Yes, for those that are not sure what my citation means… this is a personal quote composed by your’s truly… me. Sometimes you say or write something that sounds just right… ya’ know!
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“Bo, no. You can’t smash your problems away.”
Trick – Lost Girl (s3-ep7)
“You two have your Mom-ent and I will grab your clothes and my dignity.”
Kenzi – Lost Girl (s3-ep7)
“I am Fae, but I am not like you. Sometimes you have to go home whether you want to or not.”
Bo – Lost Girl (s3-ep7)
Sheldon: I believe in a gender blind society like in Star Trek. Where women and men of all races and creeds worked side-by-side as equals.
Leonard: You mean where they were advanced enough to develop an interstellar warp drive, but a black lady still answered the space phone
==The Big Bang Theory
Snow: “But I thought we were royals.”
Queen: “We are but that doesn’t make us better than anyone else.”
Once Upon a Time (s2-ep15)
“It’s a sad truth that the people closest to us are the ones capable of causing us the most pain.”
Rumplestiltskin - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep15)
“You see in the end it isn’t good or evil that wins. It’s power.”
Cora - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep15)
“Well, there you go. You see where good gets you.”
Cora - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep15)
“It’s not an enchanted box, it’s a phone tap.”
Regina - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep16)
“I can’t cast a spell. I can spell spell.”
Emma - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep16)
“When you see the future, there is irony everywhere.”
Rumplestiltskin - Once Upon a Time (s2-ep16)
Raylan: I hope he broke his cell phone in half before he let him go.
Rachel: I think you’re the only one who does stuff like that.
–Justified
“You know what? Shoes and flattery do get you everywhere.”
Riley – The Client List (s2-ep1)
“Every great love must be tested.”
Joe – The Following (s1-ep7)
Quantity has a quality of its own.
–Vladimir Lenin
“Every day is a new beginning. Treat it that way. Stay away from what might have been, and look at what can be.”
Marsha Petrie Sue
Gold/Rumplestiltskin: Cora was dangerous because she didn’t have a heart. Regina is even more dangerous because she does.
–Once Upon a Time
“I deal with life and death situations and you deal with what – petri dishes?”
Bo – Lost Girl (s3-ep8)
“There’s always time for an impulse buy.”
Bo – Lost Girl (s3-ep8)
“Here’s to your Dawning. May you not die.”
Tamsin - Lost Girl (s3-ep8)