When your enemies are making mistakes⌠donât interrupt them.
Billy Beane â Money Ball
âIâm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you canât handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell donât deserve me at my best.â
Marilyn Monroe
âDonât cry because itâs over, smile because it happened.â
Dr. Seuss
âAfter a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even oneâs own relations.â
Oscar Wilde, from âA Woman of No Importanceâ
âI celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.â
Jon Stewart
âThanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.â
Erma Bombeck
âThanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for â annually, not oftener â if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the Indians, during the previous twelve months instead of getting exterminated by their neighbors, the Indians. Thanksgiving Day became a habit, for the reason that in the course of time, as the years drifted on, it was perceived that the exterminating had ceased to be mutual and was all on the white manâs side, consequently on the Lordâs side; hence it was proper to thank the Lord for it and extend the usual annual compliments.â
Mark Twain
âI like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.â
Craig Ferguson
âI am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual⌠O how I laugh when I think of my vague indefinite riches. No run on my bank can drain it, for my wealth is not possession but enjoyment.â
Henry David Thoreau
âI always think itâs funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians. So Iâm never quite sure why we eat Turkey like everybody else.â
Sherman Alexie, from âThe Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indianâ
Dorian: Did you just hang up on Captain Maldonado?
Detective John Kennex: Yeah⌠boring conversation anyway.
Dorian: I just love how you wear your insubordination like itâs a virtue.
[size=4]Detective John Kennex & Dorian â Almost Human[/size]
Try to keep your stupid to a minimum.
Miles Matheson â Revolution
âTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Iâm not sure about the universe.â
Albert Einstein
âIf one day speed kills me, donât cry because I was smilingâ
-Paul Walker
I know this is irrelevant to most of these other quotes but in honor of my favorite actorâs recent death, I felt this was necessary.
[quote=âOracleâ post=155669]âIf one day speed kills me, donât cry because I was smilingâ
-Paul Walker
I know this is irrelevant to most of these other quotes but in honor of my favorite actorâs recent death, I felt this was necessary.[/quote]
This thread is for any of your favorite quotes, other than anime. Itâs a beautiful quote and fits right in.
âYou know youâre in love when you canât fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.â
Dr. Seuss
âYou only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.â
Mae West
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
âEdmund Burke
âA room without books is like a body without a soul.â
Cicero
âThe only two things in life that make it worth living are guitars that tune good and firm feeling women.â
Waylon Jennings
âDid she put her tongue inside?â
Haru-haru
âThere is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, tâwould be a pity to damage yours.â
Westley